TSiO Episode #47: The Barber >>>>

SarkFanSixtyNine said:

Also u guys are kind of boring when ur happy try to find something to be mad about every episode please

Need to amend this criticism I just remembered that the best podcasts were the ones where you guys spent the episode making fun of Herm and Leach. The episode where the creepy-voice gay pedophile guy relentlessly cackled with the sound and fury of a lifetime of deep-throated dicks and chainsmoking turned me into a dedicated fan.

Tequilla said:

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LoneStarDawg said:

PS solid pod, always appreciate a fired up Coker wanting to fuck an entire conference in its ass. can wilber not make a 4-some? I appreciate his warm I-10 dialect

Agreed. Love me some @WilburHooksHands

Fuck Wilbur

Wilbur can suck a severed blended fucking dick through a straw out of a hurricane glass.

That’s what he’d call a slow Friday night

Thats Thursday.

Dennis_DeYoung said:

CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:

Fear_Boner said:

LoneStarDawg said:

PS solid pod, always appreciate a fired up Coker wanting to fuck an entire conference in its ass. can wilber not make a 4-some? I appreciate his warm I-10 dialect

Agreed. Love me some @WilburHooksHands

Fuck Wilbur

Wilbur can suck a severed blended fucking dick through a straw out of a hurricane glass.

Yall can both suck my dick from the back

LoneStarDawg said:

SarkFanSixtyNine said:

Fucking finally why does it take you idiots so long to make these. Where is the Eason high school recruiting story? Anyway you guys are absolutely right about the key to the future. "Fast-strategy" little boys. I love this euphemism.


Urban Meyer has mastered this aspect of recruiting and Peterman needs to study what he does. He actually convinces fast-track kids that his program will set them up in something other than football if they don't make it (Crucial note, this is AFTER selling them on the idea that he has the best program for getting into the NFL).
Look at his 4 minute sales pitch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRxWR-uvLXA
This is absolutely targeted at fast-strategy kids that can't even imagine white collar world who will appreciate the idea of having their hands held in that sphere. A lot of these people have no chance in the corporate world and would hate it anyway, but this is an incredibly powerful pitch to a 16 year old and his grandma. Nothing sells better than hope.


Martyring yourself to hard work is only appealing to boring white faggots and overparented asians. The program itself doesn't need to change at all but the sales pitch to "fast-track" fellas certainly does. Luckily, Pete already has an incredible track record of developing NFL talent that he needs to start emphasizing much much more. Selling instant fame or instant money or instant national championships is not in the cards. Selling hope will have to do, and Peterman's NFL track record plus connections in Seattle is a very convincing pitch. Pete has already worked miracles by picking OKG's, but if he wants a national title he must figure out how to manufacture them.

What’s stupid is UW could make a better pitch than that right now, I’ve never come across the Ohio state network, Seattle has 10x the sexy industry in its backyard, and we probably could improve on that early 90s rock band sound track.

I think we just keep fucking winning, especially auburn since we are getting dangerously close to “never winning a big game”. Win big games, and win in a cool way (ie not your 13yo noodle arm sister outmotioning a defense) and the fast strategy kids start showing up, especially with the changes on the staff. Jonathan smith -> Bush, Coach K -> Lake, things can only speed up.

This is exactly why I picked Urban. Make a lame 4 minute youtube video about a couple "fast-strategy" looking kids who got jobs at Microsoft or Amazon or any of those gay startup companies of faggot millenials burning through ponzi scheme venture capital money and you've got a sales pitch that demolishes the one that has given Ohio State top 5 classes every year since forever. Nearly all of the OSU kids are fast-strategy. Many from FL and TX. They tweet stuff like this:


And they are going to an ugly trashy boring freezing cold dying city in the middle of a dying midwest region full of almost nothing but fat ugly white people. Make it happen Pete.