2018 (and all time) Recruiting - Coaches Eval


So, guys who fuck top shelf trim all day e'ry day:
Lake
Lubick
Hamdan
Guys who still have to jerk off occasionally but fuck enough that I don't want to run them over with my Jeep:
Malloe (great save dude)
Huff (early returns are promising)
Will Harris (way too early guess here)
Guys who probably haven't been laid this year:
Gregory (I'm hearing Pete got Kaho)
Bonerpoper (Fig Newton? You fucking turd)
Try hards that nobody cares if they fuck:
Kwat (It's okay that you are as awkward on Twatter as BTP on a back seat date because #1 D two years running)
Who?
PaoPao (Seriously? I couldn't pick this cat out of a lineup)
Overall, this class is like Christmas in February.

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If we are going off of 2018 recruiting alone then Malloe 100% deserves to be at the top. Letuligasenoa, Taimini, and Draco is fucking terrific.
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Nope. Full spectrum since they have been here.CuntWaffle said:If we are going off of 2018 recruiting alone then Malloe 100% deserves to be at the top. Letuligasenoa, Taimini, and Draco is fucking terrific.
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just changed the title and now it makes even less sense but fuck it I'm lazy.
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Misleading thread title then. Learn how to poast you Red!!1!Swaye said:
Nope. Full spectrum since they have been here.CuntWaffle said:If we are going off of 2018 recruiting alone then Malloe 100% deserves to be at the top. Letuligasenoa, Taimini, and Draco is fucking terrific.
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I do the best my inferior genetics will allow.CuntWaffle said:
Misleading thread title then. Learn how to poast you Red!!1!Swaye said:
Nope. Full spectrum since they have been here.CuntWaffle said:If we are going off of 2018 recruiting alone then Malloe 100% deserves to be at the top. Letuligasenoa, Taimini, and Draco is fucking terrific.
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Yeah, I'm sure you'd never fuck up a poast in Cherokee.CuntWaffle said:
Misleading thread title then. Learn how to poast you Red!!1!Swaye said:
Nope. Full spectrum since they have been here.CuntWaffle said:If we are going off of 2018 recruiting alone then Malloe 100% deserves to be at the top. Letuligasenoa, Taimini, and Draco is fucking terrific.
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I love me some pookie.dnc said:
Yeah, I'm sure you'd never fuck up a poast in Cherokee.CuntWaffle said:
Misleading thread title then. Learn how to poast you Red!!1!Swaye said:
Nope. Full spectrum since they have been here.CuntWaffle said:If we are going off of 2018 recruiting alone then Malloe 100% deserves to be at the top. Letuligasenoa, Taimini, and Draco is fucking terrific.
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Four chins for dancing boobs pretty well nails it down that this place is full of fags.
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It's up to 6 now but your poont still stands.Swaye said:Four chins for dancing boobs pretty well nails it down that this place is full of fags.
I just realized I could've made a joke about a certain poaster here but I'm taking the high road. -
Classy, that's how you rollCFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
It's up to 6 now but your poont still stands.Swaye said:Four chins for dancing boobs pretty well nails it down that this place is full of fags.
I just realized I could've made a joke about a certain poaster here but I'm taking the high road. -
(2018 Only): Its hard to remember exactly who gets credit for who, I'm sure there are plenty more 'assists' you could argue for. But hey I tried
Coach Pete: Sirmon x2, Eason, Kaho ,Martin?
1. Malloe: Tuli, Taimani, Draco, Liu. Assists: Kaho
2. Lubick: Yankoff, Lowe, Culp, Assists: Spiker
3. Lake: Gordon, Irvin, Dom
4. Bush: Osborne, Spiker
5. Huff: Mele, Curne, Ale
6. Gregory: Tafisi Assists: Sirmon, Kaho
7. Boner: Newton, Assists: Martin?
8. Kwat: Zion, Assists: Tafisi, Martin?
9. Paopao: Culp? Why do we have a TE coach? -
I gave you a heart vote for the boobs.
Everyone gets an F MINUS until we bring home the golden vagina trophy. -
2018 alone? Then whomever got Sirmon, Yankoff and Eason is the year’s #1 recruiter. However, malloe needs to be up there (although Draco got fucking worked over during the practices leading up to the Army AA game).CuntWaffle said:If we are going off of 2018 recruiting alone then Malloe 100% deserves to be at the top. Letuligasenoa, Taimini, and Draco is fucking terrific.
malloe needs to prove it over a multi-year period AND get some black DLs. -
I’m all for the malloe redemption story but I’d also like to see things official tonight before blowing my doog load