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Intern Boy Already Knows the Doogman Way

RoadDawg55
RoadDawg55 Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,622 Swaye's Wigwam
edited December 2013 in Hardcore Husky Board
First reports Tui as interim coach is a done deal, then later posts that it's now looking like Wilcox will be the guy. I think he should stick to calling 16 year olds, getting Fetters his 7-11 nachos and big gulp, and supplying lube to the lemon parties.
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  • CuntWaffle
    CuntWaffle Member Posts: 22,500
    Lol because that makes total sense that Wilcox would be the HC but not coach the bowl game.
  • HuskyJW
    HuskyJW Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 15,591 Founders Club
    NSA likes your poast.

    First reports Tui as interim coach is a done deal, then later posts that it's now looking like Wilcox will be the guy. I think he should stick to calling 16 year olds, getting Fetters his 7-11 nachos and big gulp, and supplying lube to the lemon parties.

  • chrisvashon
    chrisvashon Member Posts: 627
    The dawgman model: hire a 17 yr old high school student as an intern.

    Said intern registers a twitter account.

    Intern reads rumors on twitter.

    Intern posts on dawgman that he is "hearing" these rumors from his sources.

    Fucking mouth breathers on doogman lap up the info. Never once question why a high school kid would have any insight or sources, nor question why he reverses himself as fast as twitter refreshes.

    Collect money.
  • Meek
    Meek Member Posts: 7,031
    is this so complicated that they really don't know what is happening? christ this one is simple - Wilcox will be named interim HC for the Hunger Games Bowel and Tui is being interviewed to see if he is interested in stepping up to be the offensive coordinator where Wilcox doesn't have a fucking clue what to do. people pay for that shit?
  • mobey
    mobey Member Posts: 3,254
    They ain't collecting that much money.

    The dawgman model: hire a 17 yr old high school student as an intern.

    Said intern registers a twitter account.

    Intern reads rumors on twitter.

    Intern posts on dawgman that he is "hearing" these rumors from his sources.

    Fucking mouth breathers on doogman lap up the info. Never once question why a high school kid would have any insight or sources, nor question why he reverses himself as fast as twitter refreshes.

    Collect money.

  • I can confirm that I am not the dawgman intern.

    That shit must look retarded on a résumé.
  • RoadDawg55
    RoadDawg55 Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,622 Swaye's Wigwam
    The intern program at doogman hasn't been the same since Henry Han left.
  • greenblood
    greenblood Member Posts: 14,573
    You right about everything except that Fetters doesn't drink Big Gulps. He refills Fetters' Double Gulp which is in a discounted priced refillable cup. Fetters has been using the same said cup for the last 12 years.
  • HeretoBeatmyChest
    HeretoBeatmyChest Member Posts: 4,295

    The intern program at doogman hasn't been the same since Edwin Kim left.

  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,855

    The intern program at doogman hasn't been the same since Henry Han left.

    Dawgman internship > University of Washington HC internship