4th Annual Jesse Callier Post-Collegiate Impact Ranking Survey RESULTS (2018)

We had 67 responses this year, the best we have ever had. Thank you all very much, it truly means a lot to me. Anyways... TIME FOR RESULTS and ridicule!
Coleman Shelton 3.55 Ranking which results in a +1.55 over his HS ranking. Big time result. Everyone was pretty in line with rankings, mostly 3's and 4's. He did receive four 5's which, whatever... however, he also received a few 2's... @BaldwinIV, @UW_Doog_Bot, and @picalogestabo have a lot of hate in their hearts.
Vita Vea 4.94 overall for a +1.94. @Woof, @BaldwinIV, @DeepDawg, and @bananasnblondes literally must have wanted him to literally kill a player on the field, literally.
Keishawn Bierria 3.88 ranking which for +.88 over high school rating. All that needs to be said here is that @UW_Doog_Bot gave Bierria a 2... OK!
Trevor Walker (who?!) 1.37 which ends up being a -1.63 under his 3* high school rating. I forgot Walker only transferred in the last year, so there is that. Nothing out of the ordinary.
Azeem (Feces in Throat) Victor 3.79 which puts him at +.79. I am fairly confident Azeem is the first player to ever get all 5 rankings from the crowd. Of course it was @TierbsHsotBoobs who gave him the 1. Not really surprised people ranged from 2-5 for Azeem. I still love him.
David Ajamu 1.48 for a -1.52. Sadly for Ajamu I think he might have actually got a bit better grade if he didn't get hurt this year. But, whatever, standard results.
Andrew Kirkland 2.33 which is a -.67. 1's, 2's and 3's for Kirkland, about exactly what I expected for the guy that should have been starting at LG all year. RECRUIT MORE OL PETE!
Connor (Potatoes) O'Brien 2.31 for -.69 (lol). O'Brien had almost the EXACT same results as Kirkland, he just had one more 1 ranking than Kirkland. HAHAHA, good shit everyone.
Sean Constantine 1.63 for -1.37. Constantine continues the 1, 2, and 3 votes. The pipeline of mediocrity continues here, Jesus.
Lavon Coleman 3.63 and puts him in the negative at -.37. 3's and 4's for Lavon... but clearly @seatownfunk loves him some Lavon Coleman, he gave him a 5.
John Turner 1.03 and a lovely -.97, in fairness he probably should have been 0 stars coming out of high school. @AIRWOLF and @DoubleJDawg gave John Turner 2's... everyone else was, correctly, 1's. Good job, good effort, idiots.
Dissly Dawg 3.51 which puts him at +1.51. Dissly had a beautiful chart, but three idiots gave him 2's. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND HOW IMPORTANT HE WAS @Houhusky, @Del_Griffith, and @UW_Doog_Bot??? @RhythmicSlappingDawg, @Gladstone, and @Bread gave him 5's... I can't really get upset with that.
Brandon Lewis 1.1 and a -1.9. 7 people gave Brandon Lewis a 2... @Gladstone, @BlastDoor, @TierbsHsotBoobs, @FKA_Mousecop, @Tequilla, @UW_Doog_Bot, and @picalogestabo...
Tristan Vizcaino 2.06 for -.94. Vizcaino was pretty much perfectly thirded between 1/2/3 ... then along came @Bread to drop a 4 and ruin that shit. You must have really loved his kickoffs. He was good at that.
Dante Pettis 4.81 for a +1.81 (biggest improvement). I was actually surprised 13 people gave Dante a 4... seems high.
Brayden Lenius-Dickey (deserves the hyphen) 1.52 for a -1.48. All 1's and 2's for Dickey, good job everyone.
KJ Magna Carta-Samuels 1.94 for -2.06. @GrundleStiltzkin gives his boy a 5, respect.
Bryce Sterk 1.03 for -.97. HE RAN HURDLES IN HS!!!!!11! Apparently @UW_Doog_Bot and @picalogestabo must have liked how he looked on the sidelines because they were the only ones to give him a 2. He played maybe 15 snaps in his career.
Zeke Turner 2.75 and -.25. @Houhusky, @UW_Doog_Bot, @H_D all gave Zeke a 1... His special teams alone make him a 2. IDIOTS
Ricky McCoy 1.07 and -1.93. 5 people gave Ricky McCoy, who probably played 10 snaps in his time at UW, a 2... They are: @swaye, @biak1, @DeepDawg, @KH83, and @Saracen. Keep up the good work, although I'm looking forward to Swaye's explanation.
Kent Love 1.12 and -2.88. 7 misguided souls gave a guy that did not see the field more than a 1... but one person stands above the rest for giving Kent Love a 3... @HUSKYFANATIC. Good work, dumbass.
So that completes the rankings. That also brings to a close the last Sark class. I am going to get rankings from each of Sark's classes that we have records on and will make a separate post this weekend. Pete's class had a rough year this year, as he lost some elite guys from that 2014 class early and got hit with some attrition this year too (thank god). It goes to show how much improvement the program can still see, we had so much dead weight on the roster, even from Pete classes.
I expect next years results to be VERY impressive for Pete... Gaines, Trey, Myles, Kaleb, Jaylen... you get the picture. And we will get the first full Pete class on the books!
Comments
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Good work Coker! Seems there is still a shitload of idiots on the board.
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FREE PUB!
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@UW_Doog_Bot was atrocious.tvoie said:Good work Coker! Seems there is still a shitload of idiots on the board.
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I'm ashamed that I gave Brandon Lewis a 2. I blame drugs. and jews.
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Losing a couple valuable players but mostly cutting a bunch of fat. Great to consider this list next to the 2018 class and admire the level up.
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I would like him to explain how can Zeke Turner be a 1, and both Bryce Sterk and Will Dissly a 2.CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:
@UW_Doog_Bot was atrocious.tvoie said:Good work Coker! Seems there is still a shitload of idiots on the board.
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Can we get a spreadsheet? I didn't get called out so am no longer sure I actually submitted any rankings, and if so, what the fuck they were.
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Math is hardCokeGreaterThanPepsi said:
Vita Vea 4.94 overall for a +1.94. @Woof, @BaldwinIV, @DeepDawg, and @bananasnblondes literally must have wanted him to literally kill a player on the field, literally.
Dante Pettis 4.81 for a +1.81 (biggest improvement). I was actually surprised 13 people gave Dante a 4... seems high. -
Coke loves the VAJjhfstyle24 said:
Math is hardCokeGreaterThanPepsi said:
Vita Vea 4.94 overall for a +1.94. @Woof, @BaldwinIV, @DeepDawg, and @bananasnblondes literally must have wanted him to literally kill a player on the field, literally.
Dante Pettis 4.81 for a +1.81 (biggest improvement). I was actually surprised 13 people gave Dante a 4... seems high. -
My 2 for Turner was a definite typo.
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1 = he didn't play. 2 = he played is how my scale goes. Those ten snaps mustve stood out to me.
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Lewis played in 11 games in 2015 and 5 in 2016 ...
I tend to save 0’s for guys that basically never show up, 1’s for guys that basically get lost in the depth and never see the field, and 2’s for depth guys that at least get on the field for special teams.
With a medical retirement plus the games played, Lewis seems to fall in line as a 2 for me. Not sure there’s much of a difference between Lewis and Constantine.
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Dissly was my favorite player. I'm going to miss that Montana TUFF SOB.
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not even stevie empterman was a all conference academic
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Pettis was the 22nd concencus all-American in program history.
He broke the NCAA record for punt return TD. Literally nobody has ever done it better than him.
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Lavon Coleman was a beast as a junior. He should have been a 4 but I gave him a 5 because @UW_Doog_Bot is a fucktard
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I gave Ricky a 2 because he got the standard 1 as a non contributor, and then a PLUS 1 for being a black DL. Another way to think of this is he got a bonus 1 for not being white. I think that's fair.
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The final 5 listed in your post for next year are all sure fire 5's, and I am giving Gaskin a 6 for literally fucking the shit out of some white tart.
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I didn't give Kentrell at least a 3? That was my boy coming out of high school. He would have been good if not for the schizophrenia, and at least he left the program in an entertaining way. Then again he never contributed on the field so I guess I gave him an objective grade like a boring cunt.
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Note to self, you only get a shoutout if you fuck up the rating, looking forward to next year
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I am awarding the 4th Annual Tyrone Willingham "Who?" Award to.....
Bryce Sterk!!!
There was a lot of competition for this year's award, but ultimately Bryce edged out everyone else mostly because his name is Bryce.
Congratulations to Bryce on this prestigious award and good luck to him in his future endeavors of insurance sales / Kent real estate.
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@CokeGreaterThanPepsi I love this and I love YOU!
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H_D said:
I am awarding the 4th Annual Tyrone Willingham "Who?" Award to.....
Bryce Sterk!!!
There was a lot of competition for this year's award, but ultimately Bryce edged out everyone else mostly because his name is Bryce.
Congratulations to Bryce on this prestigious award and good luck to him in his future endeavors of insurance sales / Sumas real estate. -
SameAIRWOLF said:My 2 for Turner was a definite typo.
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Salty cokeboat is the best cokeboat.
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Great work Mr. >Pepsi. This survey, the pod and boner talk keep me paying my 10.95. Anyone know if that is a charitable donation? I mean, I am supporting retards.
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This.theknowledge said:I also keep showing up for such great threads as Kwanza, Singapore and Awesome Chick that are found in the Wam. Especially Awesome Chick. It just drips wrecked sexuality.
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This reminds me, I need to check out the Wam.theknowledge said:I also keep showing up for such great threads as Kwanza, Singapore and Awesome Chick that are found in the Wam. Especially Awesome Chick. It just drips wrecked sexuality.