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jecornel
jecornel Member Posts: 9,737
Nothing will top Nolan's Batman movies, so we can just leave those films out of the discussion.

Wonder Woman is second. Actually a solid flick. Thor Ragnarok solid, Guardians 1 good, 2 awful. Winter Soldier decent.

Everything after that pure shit and dreck.

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  • Fire_Marshall_Bill
    Fire_Marshall_Bill Member Posts: 25,615 Standard Supporter
    The late 2000s/early 2010s Batman movies were great. I haven't seen anything else besides Batman vs. Superman and a Hulk movie about 10 years ago. I've heard the comic book movies are going full SJW, so no thanks.
  • jhfstyle24
    jhfstyle24 Member Posts: 3,255
    I think because the universes are set so differently they need to be ranked individually. I tend to enjoy the darker feel of the DCEU more, but they're shit. Marvel goes for campy and makes it work. So I'll rank them separately.

    Marvel
    1. Iron Man (2008)
    2. Thor: Ragnarok (2017)
    3. Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)
    4. The Avengers (2012)
    5. Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)
    6. Captain America: The First Avenger (2011)
    7. Thor (2011)
    8. Captain America: Civil War (2016)
    9. Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014)
    10. Doctor Strange (2016)
    11. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 (2017)
    12. Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015)
    13. Iron Man 2 (2010)
    14. Ant-Man (2015)
    15. Thor: The Dark World (2013)
    16. Iron Man 3 (2013)
    17. The Incredible Hulk (2008)


    DC
    1. Wonder Woman (2017)
    2. Man of Steel (2013)
    3. Justice League (2017)
    4. Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)
    5. Suicide Squad (2016)

  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662

    I think because the universes are set so differently they need to be ranked individually. I tend to enjoy the darker feel of the DCEU more, but they're shit. Marvel goes for campy and makes it work. So I'll rank them separately.

    Marvel
    1. Iron Man (2008)
    2. Thor: Ragnarok (2017)
    3. Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)
    4. The Avengers (2012)
    5. Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)
    6. Captain America: The First Avenger (2011)
    7. Thor (2011)
    8. Captain America: Civil War (2016)
    9. Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014)
    10. Doctor Strange (2016)
    11. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 (2017)
    12. Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015)
    13. Iron Man 2 (2010)
    14. Ant-Man (2015)
    15. Thor: The Dark World (2013)
    16. Iron Man 3 (2013)
    17. The Incredible Hulk (2008)


    DC
    1. Wonder Woman (2017)
    2. Man of Steel (2013)
    3. Justice League (2017)
    4. Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)
    5. Suicide Squad (2016)

    Man you are fucking gay for rankijg more than like 5 things.


    Cool:
    1. Guardians
    2. Iron Man
    3. Dr strange


    Jerkoffable:
    1. Wonder woman


    Faggy:

    The rest
  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    Swaye said:

    You idiots. You wouldn't know a great comic book movie if it bit your dick. Here's the top 5 (excluding Dark Knight titles), and anybody that argues knows shit.

    1) Watchmen
    2) Guardians
    3) V for Vendetta
    4) Deadpool
    5) Iron Man

    Honorable Mention: 300, Avengers, Thor: Ragnarok, Logan

    This nerd shit is more embarrassing than fondue night.
  • CuntWaffle
    CuntWaffle Member Posts: 22,499
    Christ!

    Deadpool, Logan, Ragnarok, Avengers 1, Iron Man 1 and 2, Guardians, Civil War, Winter Soldier, Spiderman Homecoming are all great flicks.

    The upcoming Avengers is going to be fantastic because THANOS motherfuckers!

    DC is garbage. WW was a good movie and The Dark Knight is great but everything else is complete shit... much like the entire DC universe.
  • RoadDawg55
    RoadDawg55 Member Posts: 30,129
    All of these movies suck. I always hear how good some of these movies are and I never even last through half. Wonder Woman and Doctor Strange were two recent examples.
  • Doogles
    Doogles Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 12,726 Founders Club
    I much prefer the darker side of the comic book genre. Logan was really good. I actually liked Spawn from the late 90s, but admittedly haven't watched it in awhile and imagine the graphics are pretty outdated and cheesy.

    I hate the the marvel ensemble shit and spinoffs. It's such a money grab and I can't keep the story timelines straight. Nobody ever dies in Marvel, they always pull it out, or if they do die they somehow come back.

    I like high stakes and finality.
  • jecornel
    jecornel Member Posts: 9,737
    Logan. That was solid.

  • RhythmicSlappingDawg
    RhythmicSlappingDawg Member Posts: 1,176

    I think because the universes are set so differently they need to be ranked individually. I tend to enjoy the darker feel of the DCEU more, but they're shit. Marvel goes for campy and makes it work. So I'll rank them separately.

    Marvel
    1. Iron Man (2008)
    2. Thor: Ragnarok (2017)
    3. Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)
    4. The Avengers (2012)
    5. Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)
    6. Captain America: The First Avenger (2011)
    7. Thor (2011)
    8. Captain America: Civil War (2016)
    9. Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014)
    10. Doctor Strange (2016)
    11. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 (2017)
    12. Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015)
    13. Iron Man 2 (2010)
    14. Ant-Man (2015)
    15. Thor: The Dark World (2013)
    16. Iron Man 3 (2013)
    17. The Incredible Hulk (2008)


    DC
    1. Wonder Woman (2017)
    2. Man of Steel (2013)
    3. Justice League (2017)
    4. Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)
    5. Suicide Squad (2016)

    Nerd.
  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662

    Adam West batman movies are goat. Hot bitches with good tits. A jerkoffable cat women etc.

    I had a monster crush on Nicole Kidman in Batman forever

    One of my first jerking off I imagine
  • DerekJohnson
    DerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 68,384 Founders Club

    Swaye said:

    You idiots. You wouldn't know a great comic book movie if it bit your dick. Here's the top 5 (excluding Dark Knight titles), and anybody that argues knows shit.

    1) Watchmen
    2) Guardians
    3) V for Vendetta
    4) Deadpool
    5) Iron Man

    Honorable Mention: 300, Avengers, Thor: Ragnarok, Logan

    This nerd shit is more embarrassing than fondue night.

  • oregonblitzkrieg
    oregonblitzkrieg Member Posts: 15,288
    Dr. Strange (best watched on acid or shrooms)

    Guardians of the Galaxy 2

  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 113,882 Founders Club
    Deadpool


    Nothing else matters
  • GrundleStiltzkin
    GrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,516 Standard Supporter
    Kingsman, the first one. Second was pretty bad.
  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 113,882 Founders Club

    Kingsman, the first one. Second was pretty bad.

    I always stop to watch the bar scene in the first one
  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,267 Founders Club
    Christ....this thread does not deliver. Close the fucking gates, Derek.


  • Fenderbender123
    Fenderbender123 Member Posts: 2,989
    There are only 2 good ones:

    Spider-Man (2002)
    Batman (1966)
  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,069

    Kingsman, the first one. Second was pretty bad.

    Watched the second one this weekend. God awful. Just painful to endure.

  • EsophagealFeces
    EsophagealFeces Member Posts: 13,120

    All of these movies suck. I always hear how good some of these movies are and I never even last through half. Wonder Woman and Doctor Strange were two recent examples.

    And here I figured you’d at least like The Wolverine, which too place in Japan.
  • EsophagealFeces
    EsophagealFeces Member Posts: 13,120

    Dr. Strange (best watched on acid or shrooms)

    Guardians of the Galaxy 2

    Guardians 2 was fucking dumb. Unless you’re talking about only watching it while high. In which case, that might make it tolerable.
  • Fire_Marshall_Bill
    Fire_Marshall_Bill Member Posts: 25,615 Standard Supporter
    The Batman from 1989 was good. Nicholson, Michael Keaton, Michelle Pheiffer, Prince on the soundtrack (which was not his best work, but still)

    I watched an old Chris Reeves Superman from the 70s or early 80s about a year ago. Meh. Two stars. Gene Hackman was a good Lex Luther.
  • ThomasFremont
    ThomasFremont Member Posts: 13,325

    The Batman from 1989 was good. Nicholson, Michael Keaton, Michelle Pheiffer, Prince on the soundtrack (which was not his best work, but still)

    I watched an old Chris Reeves Superman from the 70s or early 80s about a year ago. Meh. Two stars. Gene Hackman was a good Lex Luther.

    That Prince soundtrack was dope as fuck.