ok nerds - DC/marvel movies

Wonder Woman is second. Actually a solid flick. Thor Ragnarok solid, Guardians 1 good, 2 awful. Winter Soldier decent.
Everything after that pure shit and dreck.
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Wonder woman had some pretty good action scenes
Plus I jerked off twice. -
The late 2000s/early 2010s Batman movies were great. I haven't seen anything else besides Batman vs. Superman and a Hulk movie about 10 years ago. I've heard the comic book movies are going full SJW, so no thanks.
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Fuck.
Deadpool or suck my dick.
Plus I want to give Morena Baccarin the Throbber.
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I think because the universes are set so differently they need to be ranked individually. I tend to enjoy the darker feel of the DCEU more, but they're shit. Marvel goes for campy and makes it work. So I'll rank them separately.
Marvel
1. Iron Man (2008)
2. Thor: Ragnarok (2017)
3. Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)
4. The Avengers (2012)
5. Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)
6. Captain America: The First Avenger (2011)
7. Thor (2011)
8. Captain America: Civil War (2016)
9. Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014)
10. Doctor Strange (2016)
11. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 (2017)
12. Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015)
13. Iron Man 2 (2010)
14. Ant-Man (2015)
15. Thor: The Dark World (2013)
16. Iron Man 3 (2013)
17. The Incredible Hulk (2008)
DC
1. Wonder Woman (2017)
2. Man of Steel (2013)
3. Justice League (2017)
4. Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)
5. Suicide Squad (2016)
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Man you are fucking gay for rankijg more than like 5 things.jhfstyle24 said:I think because the universes are set so differently they need to be ranked individually. I tend to enjoy the darker feel of the DCEU more, but they're shit. Marvel goes for campy and makes it work. So I'll rank them separately.
Marvel
1. Iron Man (2008)
2. Thor: Ragnarok (2017)
3. Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)
4. The Avengers (2012)
5. Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)
6. Captain America: The First Avenger (2011)
7. Thor (2011)
8. Captain America: Civil War (2016)
9. Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014)
10. Doctor Strange (2016)
11. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 (2017)
12. Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015)
13. Iron Man 2 (2010)
14. Ant-Man (2015)
15. Thor: The Dark World (2013)
16. Iron Man 3 (2013)
17. The Incredible Hulk (2008)
DC
1. Wonder Woman (2017)
2. Man of Steel (2013)
3. Justice League (2017)
4. Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)
5. Suicide Squad (2016)
Cool:
1. Guardians
2. Iron Man
3. Dr strange
Jerkoffable:
1. Wonder woman
Faggy:
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You idiots. You wouldn't know a great comic book movie if it bit your dick. Here's the top 5 (excluding Dark Knight titles), and anybody that argues knows shit.
1) Watchmen
2) Guardians
3) V for Vendetta
4) Deadpool
5) Iron Man
Honorable Mention: 300, Avengers, Thor: Ragnarok, Logan -
This nerd shit is more embarrassing than fondue night.Swaye said:You idiots. You wouldn't know a great comic book movie if it bit your dick. Here's the top 5 (excluding Dark Knight titles), and anybody that argues knows shit.
1) Watchmen
2) Guardians
3) V for Vendetta
4) Deadpool
5) Iron Man
Honorable Mention: 300, Avengers, Thor: Ragnarok, Logan -
Sometimes we watch comic book movies while eating fondue. Gay squared.TierbsHsotBoobs said:
This nerd shit is more embarrassing than fondue night.Swaye said:You idiots. You wouldn't know a great comic book movie if it bit your dick. Here's the top 5 (excluding Dark Knight titles), and anybody that argues knows shit.
1) Watchmen
2) Guardians
3) V for Vendetta
4) Deadpool
5) Iron Man
Honorable Mention: 300, Avengers, Thor: Ragnarok, Logan -
Christ!
Deadpool, Logan, Ragnarok, Avengers 1, Iron Man 1 and 2, Guardians, Civil War, Winter Soldier, Spiderman Homecoming are all great flicks.
The upcoming Avengers is going to be fantastic because THANOS motherfuckers!
DC is garbage. WW was a good movie and The Dark Knight is great but everything else is complete shit... much like the entire DC universe. -
I've never read a comic book.
Which makes me less of a faggot than all of you. -
All of these movies suck. I always hear how good some of these movies are and I never even last through half. Wonder Woman and Doctor Strange were two recent examples.
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I much prefer the darker side of the comic book genre. Logan was really good. I actually liked Spawn from the late 90s, but admittedly haven't watched it in awhile and imagine the graphics are pretty outdated and cheesy.
I hate the the marvel ensemble shit and spinoffs. It's such a money grab and I can't keep the story timelines straight. Nobody ever dies in Marvel, they always pull it out, or if they do die they somehow come back.
I like high stakes and finality.
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Logan. That was solid.
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That's so cool you don't like any of themRoadDawg55 said:All of these movies suck. I always hear how good some of these movies are and I never even last through half. Wonder Woman and Doctor Strange were two recent examples.
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Nerd.jhfstyle24 said:I think because the universes are set so differently they need to be ranked individually. I tend to enjoy the darker feel of the DCEU more, but they're shit. Marvel goes for campy and makes it work. So I'll rank them separately.
Marvel
1. Iron Man (2008)
2. Thor: Ragnarok (2017)
3. Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)
4. The Avengers (2012)
5. Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)
6. Captain America: The First Avenger (2011)
7. Thor (2011)
8. Captain America: Civil War (2016)
9. Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014)
10. Doctor Strange (2016)
11. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 (2017)
12. Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015)
13. Iron Man 2 (2010)
14. Ant-Man (2015)
15. Thor: The Dark World (2013)
16. Iron Man 3 (2013)
17. The Incredible Hulk (2008)
DC
1. Wonder Woman (2017)
2. Man of Steel (2013)
3. Justice League (2017)
4. Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)
5. Suicide Squad (2016) -
Adam West batman movies are goat. Hot bitches with good tits. A jerkoffable cat women etc.
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Hey thanks man.CuntWaffle said:
That's so cool you don't like any of themRoadDawg55 said:All of these movies suck. I always hear how good some of these movies are and I never even last through half. Wonder Woman and Doctor Strange were two recent examples.
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I had a monster crush on Nicole Kidman in Batman foreverRhythmicSlappingDawg said:Adam West batman movies are goat. Hot bitches with good tits. A jerkoffable cat women etc.
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TierbsHsotBoobs said:
This nerd shit is more embarrassing than fondue night.Swaye said:You idiots. You wouldn't know a great comic book movie if it bit your dick. Here's the top 5 (excluding Dark Knight titles), and anybody that argues knows shit.
1) Watchmen
2) Guardians
3) V for Vendetta
4) Deadpool
5) Iron Man
Honorable Mention: 300, Avengers, Thor: Ragnarok, Logan
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Dr. Strange (best watched on acid or shrooms)
Guardians of the Galaxy 2
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Deadpool
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Kingsman, the first one. Second was pretty bad.
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I always stop to watch the bar scene in the first oneGrundleStiltzkin said:Kingsman, the first one. Second was pretty bad.
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Christ....this thread does not deliver. Close the fucking gates, Derek.
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There are only 2 good ones:
Spider-Man (2002)
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Watched the second one this weekend. God awful. Just painful to endure.GrundleStiltzkin said:Kingsman, the first one. Second was pretty bad.
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And here I figured you’d at least like The Wolverine, which too place in Japan.RoadDawg55 said:All of these movies suck. I always hear how good some of these movies are and I never even last through half. Wonder Woman and Doctor Strange were two recent examples.
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Guardians 2 was fucking dumb. Unless you’re talking about only watching it while high. In which case, that might make it tolerable.oregonblitzkrieg said:Dr. Strange (best watched on acid or shrooms)
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The Batman from 1989 was good. Nicholson, Michael Keaton, Michelle Pheiffer, Prince on the soundtrack (which was not his best work, but still)
I watched an old Chris Reeves Superman from the 70s or early 80s about a year ago. Meh. Two stars. Gene Hackman was a good Lex Luther. -
That Prince soundtrack was dope as fuck.Fire_Marshall_Bill said:The Batman from 1989 was good. Nicholson, Michael Keaton, Michelle Pheiffer, Prince on the soundtrack (which was not his best work, but still)
I watched an old Chris Reeves Superman from the 70s or early 80s about a year ago. Meh. Two stars. Gene Hackman was a good Lex Luther.