I know, flag me, kicker talk is for Utah fans, but I chopped my own balls off at least three times last season.
If someone can't assure me that we'll significantly improve next year, I'm going to buy myself one of these for Kwanza:
In other news, the human penis is slightly more conductive than most other parts of your body. Consider the implications.
P.S. - Where do I buy stamps for this electronic mail stuff?