I went to asu because I wanted to get pussy. And got paid to do it.
If you to a school for undergrad that is slightly bigger than your high school you are a massive faggot.
And undergrad is stupid anyway. Go to a good grad school.
You think this because you are stupid.
You were stupid before you went to ASU. That's ok. Most people are stupid at 18.
But you're still stupid because you went to ASU.
That's why you think this.
See?
PS: I don't find fault with every part of your analysis. Just most of it.
My dad went to Arizona State to play baseball and get bitches back in the day. Before my other dad seduced him. That's essentially what undergrad is if you do it right and make up for it with some sort of advanced gas pumping degree.
2. Get all As in freshman and sophomore year while classes are retarded easy
3. Drop any class where participation is part of the grade
4. Sign up for multiple required 101 level classes like biology or some shit every semester. Find cute girl to be study buddies with. Smash and then drop class
And get a job lined up for when you graduate by like January so you can fuck off your last semester and who cares. I took 3 credit hours and got a C.
2. Get all As in freshman and sophomore year while classes are retarded easy
3. Drop any class where participation is part of the grade
4. Sign up for multiple required 101 level classes like biology or some shit every semester. Find cute girl to be study buddies with. Smash and then drop class
And get a job lined up for when you graduate by like January so you can fuck off your last semester and who cares. I took 3 credit hours and got a C.
You been out of college too long. #4 is way too much effort nowadays. With Tinder etc., if you can't get laid without even leaving your dorm room, you have 0 game.
2. Get all As in freshman and sophomore year while classes are retarded easy
3. Drop any class where participation is part of the grade
4. Sign up for multiple required 101 level classes like biology or some shit every semester. Find cute girl to be study buddies with. Smash and then drop class
And get a job lined up for when you graduate by like January so you can fuck off your last semester and who cares. I took 3 credit hours and got a C.
You been out of college too long. #4 is way too much effort nowadays. With Tinder etc., if you can't get laid without even leaving your dorm room, you have 0 game.
2. Get all As in freshman and sophomore year while classes are retarded easy
3. Drop any class where participation is part of the grade
4. Sign up for multiple required 101 level classes like biology or some shit every semester. Find cute girl to be study buddies with. Smash and then drop class
And get a job lined up for when you graduate by like January so you can fuck off your last semester and who cares. I took 3 credit hours and got a C.
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Whitman will set you up well for graduate school. Those kids do well and they have a very strong alumni network in Seattle.
Let us not forget the greatest all time ode to LAC's in BFE. I once started singing this to a chick on a date upon learning she was a Bard alumni.
2. Get all As in freshman and sophomore year while classes are retarded easy
3. Drop any class where participation is part of the grade
4. Sign up for multiple required 101 level classes like biology or some shit every semester. Find cute girl to be study buddies with. Smash and then drop class
And get a job lined up for when you graduate by like January so you can fuck off your last semester and who cares.
I took 3 credit hours and got a C.
Feel free to discard the rest.
Have enough AP credit to be a sophomore after 1 quarter at UW THEN pop off.
Yes, including Stats. And US History and Government.
Anyway, who gives a shit, that was a long time ago, but AP credits are a lot cheaper than tuition.
Wheres the fucking creativity?!