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  • backthepack
    backthepack Member Posts: 19,937
    YellowSnow said:

    backthepack said:

    Ehh I took a few AP's.
    Get a 5 on every AP test you ever took and then pop off smart guy.
    I will faggot. Try getting a 100% in AP Stats for an entire year and then pop off.

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  • creepycoug
    creepycoug Member Posts: 24,046
    backthepack said:

    YellowSnow said:

    backthepack said:

    Ehh I took a few AP's.
    Get a 5 on every AP test you ever took and then pop off smart guy.
    I will faggot. Try getting a 100% in AP Stats for an entire year and then pop off.



    Try graduating from Weatherwax High School and successfully tie your shoes every day and then pop off.
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  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,268 Founders Club
    backthepack said:

    YellowSnow said:

    backthepack said:

    Ehh I took a few AP's.
    Get a 5 on every AP test you ever took and then pop off smart guy.
    I will faggot. Try getting a 100% in AP Stats for an entire year and then pop off.



    AP Stats is for fags. Back in my day, I would pound little (high SAT score) turds like you into oblivion on the AP US History, Euro, and Government exams (5's across the bored). Put me in a non-social studies AP course, however, and no bueno. Did get me a full quarter ahead at UW which came in nice senior year.
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  • WilburHooksHands
    WilburHooksHands Member Posts: 6,804
    edited December 2017
    YellowSnow said:



    AP Stats is for fags. Back in my day, I would pound little (high SAT score) turds like you into oblivion on the AP US History, Euro, and Government exams (5's across the bored). Put me in a non-social studies AP course, however, and no bueno. Did get me a full quarter ahead at UW which came in nice senior year.

    I am 6'5" 260 lbs. Former Army Ranger and college basketball player. You really don't want any in real life. You are little more than a cowardly pussy.
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  • creepycoug
    creepycoug Member Posts: 24,046
    WilburHooksHands said:

    YellowSnow said:



    AP Stats is for fags. Back in my day, I would pound little (high SAT score) turds like you into oblivion on the AP US History, Euro, and Government exams (5's across the bored). Put me in a non-social studies AP course, however, and no bueno. Did get me a full quarter ahead at UW which came in nice senior year.

    I am 6'5" 260 lbs. Former Army Ranger and college basketball player. You really don't want any in real life. You are little more than a cowardly pussy.
    It's gotten to the point where I can't keep track of these anymore.
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  • creepycoug
    creepycoug Member Posts: 24,046
    YellowSnow said:

    WilburHooksHands said:

    YellowSnow said:



    AP Stats is for fags. Back in my day, I would pound little (high SAT score) turds like you into oblivion on the AP US History, Euro, and Government exams (5's across the bored). Put me in a non-social studies AP course, however, and no bueno. Did get me a full quarter ahead at UW which came in nice senior year.

    I am 6'5" 260 lbs. Former Army Ranger and college basketball player. You really don't want any in real life. You are little more than a cowardly pussy.
    I am 6'6" 210 lb. Former college row boater and fly fishing guide. I'm kind of a pussy but enough of the laws of physics are on my side that I'm sure I could whip 81% of you guys on any given day.
    I'll UW rowboat over 260 lbs. because, let's face it, 260 moves slow af.
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  • backthepack
    backthepack Member Posts: 19,937
    YellowSnow said:

    WilburHooksHands said:

    YellowSnow said:



    AP Stats is for fags. Back in my day, I would pound little (high SAT score) turds like you into oblivion on the AP US History, Euro, and Government exams (5's across the bored). Put me in a non-social studies AP course, however, and no bueno. Did get me a full quarter ahead at UW which came in nice senior year.

    I am 6'5" 260 lbs. Former Army Ranger and college basketball player. You really don't want any in real life. You are little more than a cowardly pussy.
    I am 6'6" 210 lb. Former college row boater and fly fishing guide. I'm kind of a pussy but enough of the laws of physics are on my side that I'm sure I could whip 81% of you guys on any given day.
    Haha nerd!1!!!
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  • backthepack
    backthepack Member Posts: 19,937
    YellowSnow said:

    backthepack said:

    YellowSnow said:

    backthepack said:

    Ehh I took a few AP's.
    Get a 5 on every AP test you ever took and then pop off smart guy.
    I will faggot. Try getting a 100% in AP Stats for an entire year and then pop off.

    AP Stats is for fags. Back in my day, I would pound little (high SAT score) turds like you into oblivion on the AP US History, Euro, and Government exams (5's across the bored). Put me in a non-social studies AP course, however, and no bueno. Did get me a full quarter ahead at UW which came in nice senior year.

    I'm lazy as fuck, not surprised you probably would.
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  • AZDuck
    AZDuck Member Posts: 15,381
    edited December 2017
    I was able to sham sham shammy sham my way into Pomona with top 20% GPA and top 1% SAT.

    The thing is, a good essay goes a long, long way. I guess kids now are filming videos and doing all kinds of shit. Only do that sort of thing if you have a good schtick. Fly out to Virginia and pretend that @Marsupial_Guernica was your work maybe.

    The cooger is giving good advice. I would also say that remember that college is only 4 years. Seems like a long time now, but 4 years will be the blink of an eye by the end of your twenties. Moral of that story is - you can go East to get a good degree, and come back West for grad school or job, because we're all insecure out West. I went to Pomona and not Dartmouth or Amherst because I didn't want to live in the snowy tundra of New England. At times I wonder if I gave something up what with the greater name recognition and snob-ties of those schools. Of course, I'd be an even more insufferable prick if I had.

    Probably be even gayer, too.
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  • IPukeOregonGrellow
    IPukeOregonGrellow Member Posts: 2,183
    creepycoug said:

    Pitchfork51 said:

    its like revenge of the nerds around here.

    I went to asu because I wanted to get pussy. And got paid to do it.

    If you to a school for undergrad that is slightly bigger than your high school you are a massive faggot.

    And undergrad is stupid anyway. Go to a good grad school.

    You think this because you are stupid.

    You were stupid before you went to ASU. That's ok. Most people are stupid at 18.

    But you're still stupid because you went to ASU.

    That's why you think this.

    See? :wink:

    PS: I don't find fault with every part of your analysis. Just most of it.
    My dad went to Arizona State to play baseball and get bitches back in the day. Before my other dad seduced him. That's essentially what undergrad is if you do it right and make up for it with some sort of advanced gas pumping degree.
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  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,268 Founders Club
    edited December 2017
    creepycoug said:

    backthepack said:

    creepycoug said:

    backthepack said:

    Ehh I took a few AP's.
    Well, my parting advice on this is, the application fee may seem like a lot, but relative to what you're doing it's not.

    Take a flyer on Whitman. It's a really good school.
    Bum fuck Walla Walla though.
    Eh, yeah. A lot of the really good LACs are in bum fuck places. Middelbury isn't exactly metropolitan. Ever been to Hanover?

    Whitman will set you up well for graduate school. Those kids do well and they have a very strong alumni network in Seattle.

    Let us not forget the greatest all time ode to LAC's in BFE. I once started singing this to a chick on a date upon learning she was a Bard alumni.

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kgWWliZHjtI
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  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    edited December 2017
    1. Don't take a shitload of student loans

    2. Get all As in freshman and sophomore year while classes are retarded easy

    3. Drop any class where participation is part of the grade

    4. Sign up for multiple required 101 level classes like biology or some shit every semester. Find cute girl to be study buddies with. Smash and then drop class

    And get a job lined up for when you graduate by like January so you can fuck off your last semester and who cares.
    I took 3 credit hours and got a C.
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  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    edited December 2017
    Actually #4 is the best bit of advice.

    Feel free to discard the rest.
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  • whlinder
    whlinder Member Posts: 5,270
    Do I hear AP course smack talk???

    Have enough AP credit to be a sophomore after 1 quarter at UW THEN pop off.

    Yes, including Stats. And US History and Government.

    Anyway, who gives a shit, that was a long time ago, but AP credits are a lot cheaper than tuition.
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  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    Get a 5 on the Espanol AP test then pop off!
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  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,268 Founders Club
    Pitchfork51 said:

    Get a 5 on the Espanol AP test then pop off!

    Aren't you disqualified if Messican is your first language?
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  • ntxduck
    ntxduck Member Posts: 6,136
    Pitchfork51 said:

    1. Don't take a shitload of student loans

    2. Get all As in freshman and sophomore year while classes are retarded easy

    3. Drop any class where participation is part of the grade

    4. Sign up for multiple required 101 level classes like biology or some shit every semester. Find cute girl to be study buddies with. Smash and then drop class

    And get a job lined up for when you graduate by like January so you can fuck off your last semester and who cares.
    I took 3 credit hours and got a C.

    You been out of college too long. #4 is way too much effort nowadays. With Tinder etc., if you can't get laid without even leaving your dorm room, you have 0 game.
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  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    ntxduck said:

    Pitchfork51 said:

    1. Don't take a shitload of student loans

    2. Get all As in freshman and sophomore year while classes are retarded easy

    3. Drop any class where participation is part of the grade

    4. Sign up for multiple required 101 level classes like biology or some shit every semester. Find cute girl to be study buddies with. Smash and then drop class

    And get a job lined up for when you graduate by like January so you can fuck off your last semester and who cares.
    I took 3 credit hours and got a C.

    You been out of college too long. #4 is way too much effort nowadays. With Tinder etc., if you can't get laid without even leaving your dorm room, you have 0 game.
    Meh. Boring.

    Wheres the fucking creativity?!
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  • backthepack
    backthepack Member Posts: 19,937
    Pitchfork51 said:

    1. Don't take a shitload of student loans

    2. Get all As in freshman and sophomore year while classes are retarded easy

    3. Drop any class where participation is part of the grade

    4. Sign up for multiple required 101 level classes like biology or some shit every semester. Find cute girl to be study buddies with. Smash and then drop class

    And get a job lined up for when you graduate by like January so you can fuck off your last semester and who cares.
    I took 3 credit hours and got a C.

    Lol I want to go into the biology field.
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