Matt Lauer couch torched
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Sounds like you have no game to me.ThomasFremont said:
No. I noticed her lack of objection to the song 3 songs ago.salemcoog said:
So she wasn't Hot, but you kept track of what song she was dancing to 3 songs ago?ThomasFremont said:If buying a co-worker a sex toy and telling her you want to use it on her is bad, I'm fucking out
of ways to defend this. WTF bro? Your name is Matt Lauer, not R Kelly. Know your lane.
Speaking of R Kelly, Ignition came on at the bar (the remix for those keeping score at home) and this chick got fucking PISSED that we were listening to it and *GASP* enjoying it, because of the whole sex cult thing I suppose. Except she had been shaking her ass to Michael Jackson's PYT 3 songs ago like he didn't molest all those kids.
Both are good songs. Hips don't lie.
Hot WSU academis smack to come.
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Next to Garrison Keillor, Shakira is the worst.Pitchfork51 said:
Flagged for...I don't even know. Everything.ThomasFremont said:If buying a co-worker a sex toy and telling her you want to use it on her is bad, I'm fucking out
of ways to defend this. WTF bro? Your name is Matt Lauer, not R Kelly. Know your lane.
Speaking of R Kelly, Ignition came on at the bar (the remix for those keeping score at home) and this chick got fucking PISSED that we were listening to it and *GASP* enjoying it, because of the whole sex cult thing I suppose. Except she had been shaking her ass to Michael Jackson's PYT 3 songs ago like he didn't molest all those kids.
Both are good songs. Hips don't lie.
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Huh? Who the fuck is Garrison KeillorGrundleStiltzkin said:
Next to Garrison Keillor, Shakira is the worst.Pitchfork51 said:
Flagged for...I don't even know. Everything.ThomasFremont said:If buying a co-worker a sex toy and telling her you want to use it on her is bad, I'm fucking out
of ways to defend this. WTF bro? Your name is Matt Lauer, not R Kelly. Know your lane.
Speaking of R Kelly, Ignition came on at the bar (the remix for those keeping score at home) and this chick got fucking PISSED that we were listening to it and *GASP* enjoying it, because of the whole sex cult thing I suppose. Except she had been shaking her ass to Michael Jackson's PYT 3 songs ago like he didn't molest all those kids.
Both are good songs. Hips don't lie. -
That's what earplugs are for.GrundleStiltzkin said:
Next to Garrison Keillor, Shakira is the worst.Pitchfork51 said:
Flagged for...I don't even know. Everything.ThomasFremont said:If buying a co-worker a sex toy and telling her you want to use it on her is bad, I'm fucking out
of ways to defend this. WTF bro? Your name is Matt Lauer, not R Kelly. Know your lane.
Speaking of R Kelly, Ignition came on at the bar (the remix for those keeping score at home) and this chick got fucking PISSED that we were listening to it and *GASP* enjoying it, because of the whole sex cult thing I suppose. Except she had been shaking her ass to Michael Jackson's PYT 3 songs ago like he didn't molest all those kids.
Both are good songs. Hips don't lie.
Wood ravage Shakira. Twice.
