Matt Lauer couch torched

Kaepsknee

ThomasFremont said:

salemcoog said:

ThomasFremont said:

If buying a co-worker a sex toy and telling her you want to use it on her is bad, I'm fucking out















of ways to defend this. WTF bro? Your name is Matt Lauer, not R Kelly. Know your lane.

Speaking of R Kelly, Ignition came on at the bar (the remix for those keeping score at home) and this chick got fucking PISSED that we were listening to it and *GASP* enjoying it, because of the whole sex cult thing I suppose. Except she had been shaking her ass to Michael Jackson's PYT 3 songs ago like he didn't molest all those kids.

Both are good songs. Hips don't lie.

So she wasn't Hot, but you kept track of what song she was dancing to 3 songs ago?








Hot WSU academis smack to come.

No. I noticed her lack of objection to the song 3 songs ago.

Sounds like you need to learn the difference.

Sounds like you have no game to me.

GrundleStiltzkin

Pitchfork51 said:

ThomasFremont said:

If buying a co-worker a sex toy and telling her you want to use it on her is bad, I'm fucking out
















of ways to defend this. WTF bro? Your name is Matt Lauer, not R Kelly. Know your lane.

Speaking of R Kelly, Ignition came on at the bar (the remix for those keeping score at home) and this chick got fucking PISSED that we were listening to it and *GASP* enjoying it, because of the whole sex cult thing I suppose. Except she had been shaking her ass to Michael Jackson's PYT 3 songs ago like he didn't molest all those kids.

Both are good songs. Hips don't lie.

Flagged for...I don't even know. Everything.

Next to Garrison Keillor, Shakira is the worst.

Pitchfork51

GrundleStiltzkin said:

Pitchfork51 said:

ThomasFremont said:

If buying a co-worker a sex toy and telling her you want to use it on her is bad, I'm fucking out
















of ways to defend this. WTF bro? Your name is Matt Lauer, not R Kelly. Know your lane.

Speaking of R Kelly, Ignition came on at the bar (the remix for those keeping score at home) and this chick got fucking PISSED that we were listening to it and *GASP* enjoying it, because of the whole sex cult thing I suppose. Except she had been shaking her ass to Michael Jackson's PYT 3 songs ago like he didn't molest all those kids.

Both are good songs. Hips don't lie.

Flagged for...I don't even know. Everything.

Next to Garrison Keillor, Shakira is the worst.

Huh? Who the fuck is Garrison Keillor

PurpleThrobber

GrundleStiltzkin said:

Pitchfork51 said:

ThomasFremont said:

If buying a co-worker a sex toy and telling her you want to use it on her is bad, I'm fucking out
















of ways to defend this. WTF bro? Your name is Matt Lauer, not R Kelly. Know your lane.

Speaking of R Kelly, Ignition came on at the bar (the remix for those keeping score at home) and this chick got fucking PISSED that we were listening to it and *GASP* enjoying it, because of the whole sex cult thing I suppose. Except she had been shaking her ass to Michael Jackson's PYT 3 songs ago like he didn't molest all those kids.

Both are good songs. Hips don't lie.

Flagged for...I don't even know. Everything.

Next to Garrison Keillor, Shakira is the worst.

That's what earplugs are for.

Wood ravage Shakira. Twice.