Matt Lauer couch torched
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All of this pretty much has killed Company Xmas parties for single dudes. I know I''d never fly solo to one again.RaceBannon said:Two things
It is in the normal office environment. Us little folks have had to "evolve" over the years. People get fired or demoted, you just don't hear about it
The one industry that is safe is being a rock and roll star. Not a music industry fucktard telling young women a blow job gets them a video but actual real live musical icons
Getting accused of cocaine fueled sex romps in a resume enhancer.
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Matt, had a lock button under his desk to lock his office door. His office was also secluded.
And he grilled O'Reilly about his conduct!
Lauer, up there with Weinstein.
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If buying a co-worker a sex toy and telling her you want to use it on her is bad, I'm fucking out
of ways to defend this. WTF bro? Your name is Matt Lauer, not R Kelly. Know your lane.
Speaking of R Kelly, Ignition came on at the bar (the remix for those keeping score at home) and this chick got fucking PISSED that we were listening to it and *GASP* enjoying it, because of the whole sex cult thing I suppose. Except she had been shaking her ass to Michael Jackson's PYT 3 songs ago like he didn't molest all those kids.
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Flagged for...I don't even know. Everything.ThomasFremont said:If buying a co-worker a sex toy and telling her you want to use it on her is bad, I'm fucking out
of ways to defend this. WTF bro? Your name is Matt Lauer, not R Kelly. Know your lane.
Speaking of R Kelly, Ignition came on at the bar (the remix for those keeping score at home) and this chick got fucking PISSED that we were listening to it and *GASP* enjoying it, because of the whole sex cult thing I suppose. Except she had been shaking her ass to Michael Jackson's PYT 3 songs ago like he didn't molest all those kids.
Both are good songs. Hips don't lie.
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I didn't say she was hot. It was heavily implied in the subtext that she wasn't. Not pic worthy.
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I don't understandThomasFremont said:I didn't say she was hot. It was heavily implied in the subtext that she wasn't. Not pic worthy.
Is everyone at ASU illiterate? -
So she wasn't Hot, but you kept track of what song she was dancing to 3 songs ago?ThomasFremont said:If buying a co-worker a sex toy and telling her you want to use it on her is bad, I'm fucking out
of ways to defend this. WTF bro? Your name is Matt Lauer, not R Kelly. Know your lane.
Speaking of R Kelly, Ignition came on at the bar (the remix for those keeping score at home) and this chick got fucking PISSED that we were listening to it and *GASP* enjoying it, because of the whole sex cult thing I suppose. Except she had been shaking her ass to Michael Jackson's PYT 3 songs ago like he didn't molest all those kids.
Both are good songs. Hips don't lie.
Hot WSU academis smack to come.
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No. I noticed her lack of objection to the song 3 songs ago.salemcoog said:
So she wasn't Hot, but you kept track of what song she was dancing to 3 songs ago?ThomasFremont said:If buying a co-worker a sex toy and telling her you want to use it on her is bad, I'm fucking out
of ways to defend this. WTF bro? Your name is Matt Lauer, not R Kelly. Know your lane.
Speaking of R Kelly, Ignition came on at the bar (the remix for those keeping score at home) and this chick got fucking PISSED that we were listening to it and *GASP* enjoying it, because of the whole sex cult thing I suppose. Except she had been shaking her ass to Michael Jackson's PYT 3 songs ago like he didn't molest all those kids.
Both are good songs. Hips don't lie.
Hot WSU academis smack to come.
Sounds like you need to learn the difference. -
Sounds like you have no game to me.ThomasFremont said:
No. I noticed her lack of objection to the song 3 songs ago.salemcoog said:
So she wasn't Hot, but you kept track of what song she was dancing to 3 songs ago?ThomasFremont said:If buying a co-worker a sex toy and telling her you want to use it on her is bad, I'm fucking out
of ways to defend this. WTF bro? Your name is Matt Lauer, not R Kelly. Know your lane.
Speaking of R Kelly, Ignition came on at the bar (the remix for those keeping score at home) and this chick got fucking PISSED that we were listening to it and *GASP* enjoying it, because of the whole sex cult thing I suppose. Except she had been shaking her ass to Michael Jackson's PYT 3 songs ago like he didn't molest all those kids.
Both are good songs. Hips don't lie.
Hot WSU academis smack to come.
Sounds like you need to learn the difference. -
Next to Garrison Keillor, Shakira is the worst.Pitchfork51 said:
Flagged for...I don't even know. Everything.ThomasFremont said:If buying a co-worker a sex toy and telling her you want to use it on her is bad, I'm fucking out
of ways to defend this. WTF bro? Your name is Matt Lauer, not R Kelly. Know your lane.
Speaking of R Kelly, Ignition came on at the bar (the remix for those keeping score at home) and this chick got fucking PISSED that we were listening to it and *GASP* enjoying it, because of the whole sex cult thing I suppose. Except she had been shaking her ass to Michael Jackson's PYT 3 songs ago like he didn't molest all those kids.
Both are good songs. Hips don't lie. -
Huh? Who the fuck is Garrison KeillorGrundleStiltzkin said:
Next to Garrison Keillor, Shakira is the worst.Pitchfork51 said:
Flagged for...I don't even know. Everything.ThomasFremont said:If buying a co-worker a sex toy and telling her you want to use it on her is bad, I'm fucking out
of ways to defend this. WTF bro? Your name is Matt Lauer, not R Kelly. Know your lane.
Speaking of R Kelly, Ignition came on at the bar (the remix for those keeping score at home) and this chick got fucking PISSED that we were listening to it and *GASP* enjoying it, because of the whole sex cult thing I suppose. Except she had been shaking her ass to Michael Jackson's PYT 3 songs ago like he didn't molest all those kids.
Both are good songs. Hips don't lie. -
That's what earplugs are for.GrundleStiltzkin said:
Next to Garrison Keillor, Shakira is the worst.Pitchfork51 said:
Flagged for...I don't even know. Everything.ThomasFremont said:If buying a co-worker a sex toy and telling her you want to use it on her is bad, I'm fucking out
of ways to defend this. WTF bro? Your name is Matt Lauer, not R Kelly. Know your lane.
Speaking of R Kelly, Ignition came on at the bar (the remix for those keeping score at home) and this chick got fucking PISSED that we were listening to it and *GASP* enjoying it, because of the whole sex cult thing I suppose. Except she had been shaking her ass to Michael Jackson's PYT 3 songs ago like he didn't molest all those kids.
Both are good songs. Hips don't lie.
Wood ravage Shakira. Twice.
