TSiO Episode #44: Cougs Euthanized, Coaching Carousel, Recruiting

I wasn’t concerned. My head canon it was all some elaborate “You Only Live Twice” style faked death.

I’m sure the tears Coker cried at Neighbors though were 100% real.

FireCohen

DDY we are going to miss coleman shelton next year. lol

WilburHooksHands

I'm just glad Dennis isn't dead. I was rattled.
I wasn’t concerned. My head canon it was all some elaborate “You Only Live Twice” style faked death.

Easily the best Bond theme.

GrundleStiltzkin

I'm just glad Dennis isn't dead. I was rattled.
I wasn’t concerned. My head canon it was all some elaborate “You Only Live Twice” style faked death.

Easily the best Bond theme.

Sampled to great effect starting about 2:15

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkVpTOWOlhs

Bread

dissly

Edwin_Bambino

What about the GA Terrance Brown for the new assistant coach slot? He’s a 3rd year GA so he’s gone after this year most likely if he isn’t offered a full time position. The players seem to like him, he went to Stanford so he’s smart, he’s entergetic, and he fits Dennis’s most important criteria for whoever our new assistant coach is.

CokeGreaterThanPepsi

What about the GA Terrance Brown for the new assistant coach slot? He’s a 3rd year GA so he’s gone after this year most likely if he isn’t offered a full time position. The players seem to like him, he went to Stanford so he’s smart, he’s entergetic, and he fits Dennis’s most important criteria for whoever our new assistant coach is.

Kane Ioane is most likely to be in line for the 10th assistant job, if I had to put money on it.

CuntWaffle

Thanks for the shout out guys! Going to put that shit on my resume!

RealRhino

Wait, Dennis is alive?!? That's one 40 of O.E. I'll never get back....

Neighbor2972

Some hardcore dooging at the end there, I can't wait for the Dennis meltdown when Tommy decides to take a surprise unofficial to Columbus on December 19th

haie

I fucking loved the Apple Cup this year. I took a Duck fan who had never witnessed one. I sat right behind wsu’s bench and was talking shit the entire time. They just took it. Some coogs wearing letterman’s jackets walked by as I slurred “yeahhh 21-000” and he muttered that he would kick my ass or something. Whatever.

A coog started bleeding out of all his orifices once Hercules got ejected.

I had a pitcher and half of scarlet fire from Big Time and a pack of joints from the weed store off 45th. Smoked most of the joints by my old dorm. Pretty sure I shouldn’t have been let into the stadium.

NorwegianHusky

What about the GA Terrance Brown for the new assistant coach slot? He’s a 3rd year GA so he’s gone after this year most likely if he isn’t offered a full time position. The players seem to like him, he went to Stanford so he’s smart, he’s entergetic, and he fits Dennis’s most important criteria for whoever our new assistant coach is.
Kane Ioane is most likely to be in line for the 10th assistant job, if I had to put money on it.

So we're gonna have two ILB coaches because Gregory can't recruit? Hopefully he can help Kwiatkowski out as well.

What the fuck kind of name is Ioane, anyway? Is he Romanian or something? Think we can convince people that's he actually Poly?

AEB

Listening to the Salvon discussion really pisses me off when I think about the Stanfurd game. After the first two series, he was shelved. The Furd was freaked about him.

Swaye

What I've learned so far on this pood: Dennis would do anything to have sex with Gaskin.

FireCohen

What I've learned so far on this pood: Dennis would do anything to have sex with Gaskin.

Honestly, who wouldn’t?

Swaye

New stuff I just learned: Coker LOVES man asses from the souff.

Swaye

Going out with Texas Tornadoes was skrong, but no SpiritHorse and no shout out to me wrecked you fags. Plus you gave me hope for a solid class at the end with Taimani, Togiai and Gordon. Assholes.

2/10

YellowSnow

Going out with Texas Tornadoes was skrong, but no SpiritHorse and no shout out to me wrecked you fags. Plus you gave me hope for a solid class at the end with Taimani, Togiai and Gordon. Assholes.

2/10

This might have been the greatest song selection in the history of the TSIO pod. Fuck prog rock. Cuntry rock, Tex Mex, and roots rock are where it's at. Doug Sahm is my fucking hero.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

I'm just glad Dennis isn't dead. I was rattled.
I wasn’t concerned. My head canon it was all some elaborate “You Only Live Twice” style faked death.

I’m sure the tears Coker cried at Neighbors though were 100% real.

And he probably bottled them to use as lube later than evening.

89ute

Good pod gentlemen. Fascinating stats about black,white,poly & hispanic coaches. No injun stats tho?

Cute conversations about your budding poly pipeline built on the back of coaching powerhouse Malloe and a decent season by Vita Vea. Good luck.

I don't mean to marginalize Coker, but @Dennis_DeYoung makes the pod. The Rolling Stones are the greatest band in the world, remove Keith and you got no Rolling Stones (DDY). Coker, no shame in being Jagger. The other guy in the pod, whoever the fuck he is ... Darryl Jones.

YellowSnow

Good pod gentlemen. Fascinating stats about black,white,poly & hispanic coaches. No injun stats tho?

Cute conversations about your budding poly pipeline built on the back of coaching powerhouse Malloe and a decent season by Vita Vea. Good luck.

I don't mean to marginalize Coker, but @Dennis_DeYoung makes the pod. The Rolling Stones are the greatest band in the world, remove Keith and you got no Rolling Stones (DDY). Coker, no shame in being Jagger. The other guy in the pod, whoever the fuck he is ... Darryl Jones.

Tequilla is Brian Jones.

CokeGreaterThanPepsi

Good pod gentlemen. Fascinating stats about black,white,poly & hispanic coaches. No injun stats tho?

Cute conversations about your budding poly pipeline built on the back of coaching powerhouse Malloe and a decent season by Vita Vea. Good luck.

I don't mean to marginalize Coker, but @Dennis_DeYoung makes the pod. The Rolling Stones are the greatest band in the world, remove Keith and you got no Rolling Stones (DDY). Coker, no shame in being Jagger. The other guy in the pod, whoever the fuck he is ... Darryl Jones.

No one compares to Dennis, I know this. Without him I am nothing. No one likes Wilbur anyways, so whatever.

Comments

RaceBannon

Can't wait to hear about Smith leaving!!!!1111!!!!

CokeGreaterThanPepsi

Can't wait to hear about Smith leaving!!!!1111!!!!

Amazingly enough, we talk about the possibility... But also, FUCK YOU OSU FOR ANNOUNCING TODAY INSTEAD OF YESTERDAY!

Gladstone

dotted for airplane ride later.

Edwin_Bambino

I'm just glad Dennis isn't dead. I was rattled.

animate

I was about to pour one for my dead homie (sp) lol. But I'm glad Dennis is back ...

Swaye

Did I get a shout out?

jecornel

The Murphy hit was a fumble.

Pete's poly shirt is for purchase.

FireCohen

we not in the playoffs but babushka is gone, so happy.

Doog_de_Jour

I'm just glad Dennis isn't dead. I was rattled.

I wasn’t concerned. My head canon it was all some elaborate “You Only Live Twice” style faked death.

I’m sure the tears Coker cried at Neighbors though were 100% real.

FireCohen

DDY we are going to miss coleman shelton next year. lol

WilburHooksHands

I'm just glad Dennis isn't dead. I was rattled.
I wasn’t concerned. My head canon it was all some elaborate “You Only Live Twice” style faked death.

Easily the best Bond theme.

GrundleStiltzkin

I'm just glad Dennis isn't dead. I was rattled.
I wasn’t concerned. My head canon it was all some elaborate “You Only Live Twice” style faked death.

Easily the best Bond theme.

Sampled to great effect starting about 2:15

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkVpTOWOlhs

Bread

dissly

Edwin_Bambino

CokeGreaterThanPepsi

What about the GA Terrance Brown for the new assistant coach slot? He’s a 3rd year GA so he’s gone after this year most likely if he isn’t offered a full time position. The players seem to like him, he went to Stanford so he’s smart, he’s entergetic, and he fits Dennis’s most important criteria for whoever our new assistant coach is.

Kane Ioane is most likely to be in line for the 10th assistant job, if I had to put money on it.

CuntWaffle

Thanks for the shout out guys! Going to put that shit on my resume!

RealRhino

Wait, Dennis is alive?!? That's one 40 of O.E. I'll never get back....

Neighbor2972

Some hardcore dooging at the end there, I can't wait for the Dennis meltdown when Tommy decides to take a surprise unofficial to Columbus on December 19th

haie

NorwegianHusky

What about the GA Terrance Brown for the new assistant coach slot? He’s a 3rd year GA so he’s gone after this year most likely if he isn’t offered a full time position. The players seem to like him, he went to Stanford so he’s smart, he’s entergetic, and he fits Dennis’s most important criteria for whoever our new assistant coach is.
Kane Ioane is most likely to be in line for the 10th assistant job, if I had to put money on it.

AEB

Listening to the Salvon discussion really pisses me off when I think about the Stanfurd game. After the first two series, he was shelved. The Furd was freaked about him.

Swaye

What I've learned so far on this pood: Dennis would do anything to have sex with Gaskin.

FireCohen

What I've learned so far on this pood: Dennis would do anything to have sex with Gaskin.

Honestly, who wouldn’t?

Swaye

New stuff I just learned: Coker LOVES man asses from the souff.

Swaye

YellowSnow

Going out with Texas Tornadoes was skrong, but no SpiritHorse and no shout out to me wrecked you fags. Plus you gave me hope for a solid class at the end with Taimani, Togiai and Gordon. Assholes.

2/10

This might have been the greatest song selection in the history of the TSIO pod. Fuck prog rock. Cuntry rock, Tex Mex, and roots rock are where it's at. Doug Sahm is my fucking hero.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

I'm just glad Dennis isn't dead. I was rattled.
I wasn’t concerned. My head canon it was all some elaborate “You Only Live Twice” style faked death.

I’m sure the tears Coker cried at Neighbors though were 100% real.

And he probably bottled them to use as lube later than evening.

89ute

YellowSnow

Good pod gentlemen. Fascinating stats about black,white,poly & hispanic coaches. No injun stats tho?

Cute conversations about your budding poly pipeline built on the back of coaching powerhouse Malloe and a decent season by Vita Vea. Good luck.

I don't mean to marginalize Coker, but @Dennis_DeYoung makes the pod. The Rolling Stones are the greatest band in the world, remove Keith and you got no Rolling Stones (DDY). Coker, no shame in being Jagger. The other guy in the pod, whoever the fuck he is ... Darryl Jones.

Tequilla is Brian Jones.

CokeGreaterThanPepsi

Good pod gentlemen. Fascinating stats about black,white,poly & hispanic coaches. No injun stats tho?

Cute conversations about your budding poly pipeline built on the back of coaching powerhouse Malloe and a decent season by Vita Vea. Good luck.

I don't mean to marginalize Coker, but @Dennis_DeYoung makes the pod. The Rolling Stones are the greatest band in the world, remove Keith and you got no Rolling Stones (DDY). Coker, no shame in being Jagger. The other guy in the pod, whoever the fuck he is ... Darryl Jones.

No one compares to Dennis, I know this. Without him I am nothing. No one likes Wilbur anyways, so whatever.