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TierbsHsotBoobs
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If your coach has to save his job by beating Oregon State and Washington State just to finish at 5-4 in the conference for the fourth year in a row, you have the wrong fucking coach.
Also, die in a fucking fire.
Also, die in a fucking fire.
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If you have to dump Gatorade on your coach for going 5-4 in conference play for the fourth straight year you have the wrong fucking coach.
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Beat the Coogs. Nothing else matters.
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If your coach looks like he can't find the skateboard park you've got the wrong fucking coach.
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If your coach has to complain that his players won't be his "friend" on facebook you have the wrong fucking coach!
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If your coach has as many chins as mistresses, you have the wrong fucking coach.
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if you're happy about beating the cougs in a game you lead by 3 late in the 4th quarter and trailed at halftime in year 5 you have the wrong coach
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If you coach has fucked Erin Andrews ... it's all good brah.
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Sark did it again!
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If you have to make an argument to keep your coach after year 5 and that argument doesn't include actual facts or figures to support said argument you have the wrong coach ...
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If your coach fucks Joey's waitresses who are too brain dead (uh, quarter-brained) to blow the whistle, then sign the fucking extension.
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I like Sark in this one
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Tiger's Waffle House waitress never blew the whistle ...Homebrew_Dawg said:If your coach fucks Joey's waitresses who are too brain dead (uh, quarter-brained) to blow the whistle, then sign the fucking extension.
Waitress' are too fucking stupid to know the gold mine they are sitting on ...
Now strippers ... Price will tell you those bitches be savvy. -
Strippers usually give better head. True?
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Are you saying there is different story to the nickname "Teeth"?Homebrew_Dawg said:Strippers usually give better head. True?
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The back splash is the difference?Doogles said:
Are you saying there is different story to the nickname "Teeth"?Homebrew_Dawg said:Strippers usually give better head. True?
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If your coach can beat the shit out of a basketball school that plunger'd Oregon.....well, your future is brighter than the Ducks......FML.
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If this is your coach and you're happy about it, you not only have the wrong fucking coach but you're no longer a football school.
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If your coach wears a beanie purchased from a craft store on Capital Hill, then you have the wrong fucking coach.
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If fags show up wearing as much sounders and hawks gear as UW gear. You have the wrong coach, and a faggy fanbase.
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When 8-4 is a special year and all you do is bitch about Oregon being cheaters... you got the wrong coach. -
If your coach gets to 8 wins by only beating average or crappy teams, then you have the wrong coach.
If your coach has recruited ONE decent interior DL in 5 years (Danny Shelton) then you have the wrong coach.
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Abundance.
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