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So, if I mashed with some chicks in my life, can they now come out and accuse me of molesting them?
uzi
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There was a time that a chick grabbed me at a party, and we went outside and mashed.
Another time, another chick made out with me at a party, and wound up in my car with her top off.
A couple of weeks later I took the 2nd chick out to dinner at a restaurant where the 1st chick happened to be a waitress (the old Triples that used to be on the west side of Lake Union). Maybe a bad move on my part, but a buddy of mine also was a waiter there, so I thought it would impress my date to get great service.
It didn't go well. I didn't even get laid that night.
So now, 30 years later, can either one of these chicks accuse me of molesting them?
Another time, another chick made out with me at a party, and wound up in my car with her top off.
A couple of weeks later I took the 2nd chick out to dinner at a restaurant where the 1st chick happened to be a waitress (the old Triples that used to be on the west side of Lake Union). Maybe a bad move on my part, but a buddy of mine also was a waiter there, so I thought it would impress my date to get great service.
It didn't go well. I didn't even get laid that night.
So now, 30 years later, can either one of these chicks accuse me of molesting them?
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Since I have to assume you're a nobody you're pretty safe. Only important people are in trouble.
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I'm not a nobody, but I'm also not a celebrity.RaccoonHarry said:Since I have to assume you're a nobody you're pretty safe. Only important people are in trouble.
Would it change the situation if one of these women is now married to an up and coming state senator who -- I would not be surprised at all -- might be our state attorney general in a few more election cycles? (he is on the same trajectory as our current AG, and they are buddies).
I'm kinda worried.
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Depends, are you a Democrat or Republican?
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I'm in the middle. I've voted both ways.2001400ex said:Depends, are you a Democrat or Republican?
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Do you fund, approve and produce studio-backed multi-million dollar films in Hollywood? An academy award nominated actor or have some renown?uzi said:There was a time that a chick grabbed me at a party, and we went outside and mashed.
Another time, another chick made out with me at a party, and wound up in my car with her top off.
A couple of weeks later I took the 2nd chick out to dinner at a restaurant where the 1st chick happened to be a waitress (the old Triples that used to be on the west side of Lake Union).
It didn't go well. I didn't even get laid that night.
So now, 30 years later, can either one of these chicks accuse me of molesting them?
Or are you currently a US senator or in a run-off for that office?
If yes, then you are fucked.
Are you a former or current potus?
Then you are ok.
You might want to check in with DA where you currently live or have previously resided. You are always free to turn yourself in.
Otherwise, NOC. HTH.
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If it can help the victims political party or possibly result in a Gloria All-Red lawsuit your fucked. Unless your in tight with the Clintons then those girls are deader than Mary Jo Kopechne.
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Defined mashed
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It’s sounded a lot like 2nd base to me.Pitchfork51 said:Defined mashed
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There was some 3rd base in there as well, but it was all consentual.salemcoog said:
It’s sounded a lot like 2nd base to me.Pitchfork51 said:Defined mashed
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Shirts off. Bra off. Pants unzipped and partly hiked down. Long french kissing with hot tongue. Moans.Pitchfork51 said:Defined mashed
Your typical stuff when you hook up with a chick at a party but don't take her home. -
Oh, and her boyfriend's friend catching us and yelling, so her pulling her shirt back on and me taking another sip of my beer.uzi said:
Shirts off. Bra off. Pants unzipped and partly hiked down. Long french kissing with hot tongue. Moans.Pitchfork51 said:Defined mashed
Your typical stuff when you hook up with a chick at a party but don't take her home. -
This thread reads like the poker scene in 40 year old virgin. TSIO reminded me of that tonight. Did they feel like bags of sand?
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Your name is Uzi on a message board. You're a nobody.uzi said:
I'm not a nobody, but I'm also not a celebrity.RaccoonHarry said:Since I have to assume you're a nobody you're pretty safe. Only important people are in trouble.
Would it change the situation if one of these women is now married to an up and coming state senator who -- I would not be surprised at all -- might be our state attorney general in a few more election cycles? (he is on the same trajectory as our current AG, and they are buddies).
I'm kinda worried. -
First - YKW. C'mon man.
Second - kudos for the word 'mashed'. Totally underused term. Fuck, I miss the 80's.
I've already played these scenarios out in my head. If some chick from my past ever went down that path, it's on. I've already decided I'm coming out gloves off, guns blazing. You want to get down in the dirt, bitch...bring it. I'm also going to out you a slut who slept with multiple frat dicks. And how you'd get sloppy drunk and rub your tits up against any cock with a blood flow. No holds barred and your kids will learn what a sororitute you really were.
You want #metoo? Bring it. #youtoo is more like it. Have fun explaining to your husband that he wasn't your first. He'd be lucky to make the top 50.
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Damn the 80s sound fucking cool. We didn't say Mashed in the 90s.
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Mashed > AngstYellowSnow said:Damn the 80s sound fucking cool. We didn't say Mashed in the 90s.
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But "its shaved oh god oh god" really got its start in the 90's so you've got that going for yaYellowSnow said:Damn the 80s sound fucking cool. We didn't say Mashed in the 90s.
