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So, if I mashed with some chicks in my life, can they now come out and accuse me of molesting them?

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  • uzi
    uzi Member Posts: 1,298

    Defined mashed

    Shirts off. Bra off. Pants unzipped and partly hiked down. Long french kissing with hot tongue. Moans.

    Your typical stuff when you hook up with a chick at a party but don't take her home.
  • uzi
    uzi Member Posts: 1,298
    uzi said:

    Defined mashed

    Shirts off. Bra off. Pants unzipped and partly hiked down. Long french kissing with hot tongue. Moans.

    Your typical stuff when you hook up with a chick at a party but don't take her home.
    Oh, and her boyfriend's friend catching us and yelling, so her pulling her shirt back on and me taking another sip of my beer.
  • Mosster47
    Mosster47 Member Posts: 6,246
    uzi said:

    Since I have to assume you're a nobody you're pretty safe. Only important people are in trouble.

    I'm not a nobody, but I'm also not a celebrity.

    Would it change the situation if one of these women is now married to an up and coming state senator who -- I would not be surprised at all -- might be our state attorney general in a few more election cycles? (he is on the same trajectory as our current AG, and they are buddies).

    I'm kinda worried.
    Your name is Uzi on a message board. You're a nobody.
  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,539 Standard Supporter
    First - YKW. C'mon man.

    Second - kudos for the word 'mashed'. Totally underused term. Fuck, I miss the 80's.

    I've already played these scenarios out in my head. If some chick from my past ever went down that path, it's on. I've already decided I'm coming out gloves off, guns blazing. You want to get down in the dirt, bitch...bring it. I'm also going to out you a slut who slept with multiple frat dicks. And how you'd get sloppy drunk and rub your tits up against any cock with a blood flow. No holds barred and your kids will learn what a sororitute you really were.

    You want #metoo? Bring it. #youtoo is more like it. Have fun explaining to your husband that he wasn't your first. He'd be lucky to make the top 50.



  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,702 Founders Club
    Damn the 80s sound fucking cool. We didn't say Mashed in the 90s.
  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,539 Standard Supporter

    Damn the 80s sound fucking cool. We didn't say Mashed in the 90s.

    Mashed > Angst
  • AZDuck
    AZDuck Member Posts: 15,381

    Damn the 80s sound fucking cool. We didn't say Mashed in the 90s.

    But "its shaved oh god oh god" really got its start in the 90's so you've got that going for ya