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So, if I mashed with some chicks in my life, can they now come out and accuse me of molesting them?

uzi
uzi Member Posts: 1,298
edited November 2017 in Tug Tavern
There was a time that a chick grabbed me at a party, and we went outside and mashed.

Another time, another chick made out with me at a party, and wound up in my car with her top off.

A couple of weeks later I took the 2nd chick out to dinner at a restaurant where the 1st chick happened to be a waitress (the old Triples that used to be on the west side of Lake Union). Maybe a bad move on my part, but a buddy of mine also was a waiter there, so I thought it would impress my date to get great service.

It didn't go well. I didn't even get laid that night.

So now, 30 years later, can either one of these chicks accuse me of molesting them?
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  • RaccoonHarry
    RaccoonHarry Member Posts: 2,161
    Since I have to assume you're a nobody you're pretty safe. Only important people are in trouble.
  • uzi
    uzi Member Posts: 1,298
    edited November 2017

    Since I have to assume you're a nobody you're pretty safe. Only important people are in trouble.

    I'm not a nobody, but I'm also not a celebrity.

    Would it change the situation if one of these women is now married to an up and coming state senator who -- I would not be surprised at all -- might be our state attorney general in a few more election cycles? (he is on the same trajectory as our current AG, and they are buddies).

    I'm kinda worried.
  • 2001400ex
    2001400ex Member Posts: 29,457
    Depends, are you a Democrat or Republican?
  • uzi
    uzi Member Posts: 1,298
    2001400ex said:

    Depends, are you a Democrat or Republican?

    I'm in the middle. I've voted both ways.
  • 2001400ex
    2001400ex Member Posts: 29,457
    uzi said:

    2001400ex said:

    Depends, are you a Democrat or Republican?

    I'm in the middle. I've voted both ways.
    I'm hearing that makes you a communist. Since you are clearly left of the alt-right brietbart crowd. Which means if you look at a woman you are a molester.
  • Sledog
    Sledog Member Posts: 38,601 Standard Supporter
    If it can help the victims political party or possibly result in a Gloria All-Red lawsuit your fucked. Unless your in tight with the Clintons then those girls are deader than Mary Jo Kopechne.
  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,679
    Defined mashed
  • Kaepsknee
    Kaepsknee Member Posts: 14,919

    Defined mashed

    It’s sounded a lot like 2nd base to me.
  • uzi
    uzi Member Posts: 1,298
    salemcoog said:

    Defined mashed

    It’s sounded a lot like 2nd base to me.
    There was some 3rd base in there as well, but it was all consentual.