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Only 11 minutes? SAD!
That's not a half-bad way when you are Door. Almost. Ass. Out. to fuck with the man.
I know we all live in our two dad's basements, but I suspect a few of us don't suck at life completely.
I've always suspected the controls and processes to prevent rouge employees from pulling this type of stunt off isn't very good. For critical infrastructure it's kind of important. Anyone have that kind of system access authority?
I know from my end, I can wipe millions of revenue out for a large number of large companies in a handful of keystrokes and could effectively close their "store front" with a few more (at least close it until I am hauled away and someone puts the data back properly). Many coworkers have the same access but don't realize the full power it entails. One of them accidentally flipped a switch in the data to knock out several mil from one customer in a few hours a couple of months ago.
Technology and automation are good but so freaking dependent on assumptions holding true.
Only 11 minutes? SAD!
That's not a half-bad way when you are Door. Almost. Ass. Out. to fuck with the man.
I know we all live in our two dad's basements, but I suspect a few of us don't suck at life completely.
I've always suspected the controls and processes to prevent rouge employees from pulling this type of stunt off isn't very good. For critical infrastructure it's kind of important. Anyone have that kind of system access authority?
I know from my end, I can wipe millions of revenue out for a large number of large companies in a handful of keystrokes and could effectively close their "store front" with a few more (at least close it until I am hauled away and someone puts the data back properly). Many coworkers have the same access but don't realize the full power it entails. One of them accidentally flipped a switch in the data to knock out several mil from one customer in a few hours a couple of months ago.
Technology and automation are good but so freaking dependent on assumptions holding true.
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Nothing changed with me. Just got call from FRANNY 5 minutes ago and told me I was to show up in Maltby. If dad has stuff to do have him leave with you. I'll have Anna take me and Dad can leave with you. I would prefer u and dad leave together. I'll ask Anna. Shouldn't be a problem. If she can't I'll let you know
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Did he pull the fire alarm on his way out the door, too?
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Is Trump in a contest with doogie to see who the biggest pussy is?2001400ex said: -
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What is your fascination with Soros? Do you actually think he has a monopoly on being a rich dumb fuck who funds political campaigns?doogie said: -
Twitter should send the Donald a gazillion shares of stock or options.
He's carrying that thing. -
Was that your move to take the lead back from Trump?doogie said: -
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.washingtonpost.com/amphtml/lifestyle/style/bill-oreilly-settled-sixth-sexual-harassment-claim-for-32-million/2017/10/21/ff34b24c-b68c-11e7-9e58-e6288544af98_story.htmldoogie said: -
You're getting off with a warning here -but the hand is on the hanky for the next infraction.2001400ex said:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.washingtonpost.com/amphtml/lifestyle/style/bill-oreilly-settled-sixth-sexual-harassment-claim-for-32-million/2017/10/21/ff34b24c-b68c-11e7-9e58-e6288544af98_story.htmldoogie said:
Wood fucking destroy.
It's shaved...oh god oh god like.
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This chick isn't any hotter than that chick that Jermey Piven groped that you refused to post pics of because she didn't meet your standards. The throbber needs to be more consistent.PurpleThrobber said:
You're getting off with a warning here -but the hand is on the hanky for the next infraction.2001400ex said:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.washingtonpost.com/amphtml/lifestyle/style/bill-oreilly-settled-sixth-sexual-harassment-claim-for-32-million/2017/10/21/ff34b24c-b68c-11e7-9e58-e6288544af98_story.htmldoogie said:
Wood fucking destroy.
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More denial and deflection. Good commie. Good boy.2001400ex said:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.washingtonpost.com/amphtml/lifestyle/style/bill-oreilly-settled-sixth-sexual-harassment-claim-for-32-million/2017/10/21/ff34b24c-b68c-11e7-9e58-e6288544af98_story.htmldoogie said: -
Lol from the dude who posted about Soros in a Trump Twitter thread. Pot here...... Kettle. You are black.doogie said:
More denial and deflection. Good commie. Good boy.2001400ex said:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.washingtonpost.com/amphtml/lifestyle/style/bill-oreilly-settled-sixth-sexual-harassment-claim-for-32-million/2017/10/21/ff34b24c-b68c-11e7-9e58-e6288544af98_story.htmldoogie said: -
Pat pat. Good commie.
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The Throbber doesn't do chicks that weigh within 60 pounds of himself.RedRocket said:
This chick isn't any hotter than that chick that Jermey Piven groped that you refused to post pics of because she didn't meet your standards. The throbber needs to be more consistent.PurpleThrobber said:
You're getting off with a warning here -but the hand is on the hanky for the next infraction.2001400ex said:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.washingtonpost.com/amphtml/lifestyle/style/bill-oreilly-settled-sixth-sexual-harassment-claim-for-32-million/2017/10/21/ff34b24c-b68c-11e7-9e58-e6288544af98_story.htmldoogie said:
Wood fucking destroy.
It's shaved...oh god oh god like.
Prefer them in the (Throbber Weight minus 75+ pounds) range.
Solve for chick weight:
The Throbber weighs 230 pounds. What is the maximum chick weight he would bone?
Ax Big Play VA and @Mosster47 for help with the maff.
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I'm doing the maff and a quick back of the envelope says that you would bone a 5'5 chick that weighs 170. That's a fat chick or a she hulk. I'm disappointed in you. Your criteria should be based on BMI or body fat % estimate. You have one job around here. Do it right or don't do it at all.PurpleThrobber said:
The Throbber doesn't do chicks that weigh within 60 pounds of himself.RedRocket said:
This chick isn't any hotter than that chick that Jermey Piven groped that you refused to post pics of because she didn't meet your standards. The throbber needs to be more consistent.PurpleThrobber said:
You're getting off with a warning here -but the hand is on the hanky for the next infraction.2001400ex said:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.washingtonpost.com/amphtml/lifestyle/style/bill-oreilly-settled-sixth-sexual-harassment-claim-for-32-million/2017/10/21/ff34b24c-b68c-11e7-9e58-e6288544af98_story.htmldoogie said:
Wood fucking destroy.
It's shaved...oh god oh god like.
Prefer them in the (Throbber Weight minus 75+ pounds) range.
Solve for chick weight:
The Throbber weighs 230 pounds. What is the maximum chick weight he would bone?
Ax Big Play VA and @Mosster47 for help with the maff.
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Da fuq I would want to bang a midget for?RedRocket said:
I'm doing the maff and a quick back of the envelope says that you would bone a 5'5 chick that weighs 170. That's a fat chick or a she hulk. I'm disappointed in you. Your criteria should be based on BMI or body fat % estimate. You have one job around here. Do it right or don't do it at all.PurpleThrobber said:
The Throbber doesn't do chicks that weigh within 60 pounds of himself.RedRocket said:
This chick isn't any hotter than that chick that Jermey Piven groped that you refused to post pics of because she didn't meet your standards. The throbber needs to be more consistent.PurpleThrobber said:
You're getting off with a warning here -but the hand is on the hanky for the next infraction.2001400ex said:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.washingtonpost.com/amphtml/lifestyle/style/bill-oreilly-settled-sixth-sexual-harassment-claim-for-32-million/2017/10/21/ff34b24c-b68c-11e7-9e58-e6288544af98_story.htmldoogie said:
Wood fucking destroy.
It's shaved...oh god oh god like.
Prefer them in the (Throbber Weight minus 75+ pounds) range.
Solve for chick weight:
The Throbber weighs 230 pounds. What is the maximum chick weight he would bone?
Ax Big Play VA and @Mosster47 for help with the maff.
5-10, 5-11. See also Chrystal Morrison's fine ass as optimal.
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Trump living rent free in peoples heads
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5'2 110.
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Pedo Bear would like a chat with you.Pitchfork51 said:5'2 110.
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Spinners are the best. The Throbber can keep his trannies.Pitchfork51 said:5'2 110.
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Agree on the height but you're eliminating a lot of quality tail if you won't go over 150lbs:PurpleThrobber said:
Da fuq I would want to bang a midget for?RedRocket said:
I'm doing the maff and a quick back of the envelope says that you would bone a 5'5 chick that weighs 170. That's a fat chick or a she hulk. I'm disappointed in you. Your criteria should be based on BMI or body fat % estimate. You have one job around here. Do it right or don't do it at all.PurpleThrobber said:
The Throbber doesn't do chicks that weigh within 60 pounds of himself.RedRocket said:
This chick isn't any hotter than that chick that Jermey Piven groped that you refused to post pics of because she didn't meet your standards. The throbber needs to be more consistent.PurpleThrobber said:
You're getting off with a warning here -but the hand is on the hanky for the next infraction.2001400ex said:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.washingtonpost.com/amphtml/lifestyle/style/bill-oreilly-settled-sixth-sexual-harassment-claim-for-32-million/2017/10/21/ff34b24c-b68c-11e7-9e58-e6288544af98_story.htmldoogie said:
Wood fucking destroy.
It's shaved...oh god oh god like.
Prefer them in the (Throbber Weight minus 75+ pounds) range.
Solve for chick weight:
The Throbber weighs 230 pounds. What is the maximum chick weight he would bone?
Ax Big Play VA and @Mosster47 for help with the maff.
5-10, 5-11. See also Chrystal Morrison's fine ass as optimal.
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Or I need to bulk up.
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Eliminating over 150 lbs is a good strategy.YellowSnow said:
Agree on the height but you're eliminating a lot of quality tail if you won't go over 150lbs:PurpleThrobber said:
Da fuq I would want to bang a midget for?RedRocket said:
I'm doing the maff and a quick back of the envelope says that you would bone a 5'5 chick that weighs 170. That's a fat chick or a she hulk. I'm disappointed in you. Your criteria should be based on BMI or body fat % estimate. You have one job around here. Do it right or don't do it at all.PurpleThrobber said:
The Throbber doesn't do chicks that weigh within 60 pounds of himself.RedRocket said:
This chick isn't any hotter than that chick that Jermey Piven groped that you refused to post pics of because she didn't meet your standards. The throbber needs to be more consistent.PurpleThrobber said:
You're getting off with a warning here -but the hand is on the hanky for the next infraction.2001400ex said:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.washingtonpost.com/amphtml/lifestyle/style/bill-oreilly-settled-sixth-sexual-harassment-claim-for-32-million/2017/10/21/ff34b24c-b68c-11e7-9e58-e6288544af98_story.htmldoogie said:
Wood fucking destroy.
It's shaved...oh god oh god like.
Prefer them in the (Throbber Weight minus 75+ pounds) range.
Solve for chick weight:
The Throbber weighs 230 pounds. What is the maximum chick weight he would bone?
Ax Big Play VA and @Mosster47 for help with the maff.
5-10, 5-11. See also Chrystal Morrison's fine ass as optimal.
99.9999 percent of girls over 150 are fat.
I'm even okay with 130 being the cutoff -
The rules are different for tall guys like you.YellowSnow said:
Agree on the height but you're eliminating a lot of quality tail if you won't go over 150lbs:PurpleThrobber said:
Da fuq I would want to bang a midget for?RedRocket said:
I'm doing the maff and a quick back of the envelope says that you would bone a 5'5 chick that weighs 170. That's a fat chick or a she hulk. I'm disappointed in you. Your criteria should be based on BMI or body fat % estimate. You have one job around here. Do it right or don't do it at all.PurpleThrobber said:
The Throbber doesn't do chicks that weigh within 60 pounds of himself.RedRocket said:
This chick isn't any hotter than that chick that Jermey Piven groped that you refused to post pics of because she didn't meet your standards. The throbber needs to be more consistent.PurpleThrobber said:
You're getting off with a warning here -but the hand is on the hanky for the next infraction.2001400ex said:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.washingtonpost.com/amphtml/lifestyle/style/bill-oreilly-settled-sixth-sexual-harassment-claim-for-32-million/2017/10/21/ff34b24c-b68c-11e7-9e58-e6288544af98_story.htmldoogie said:
Wood fucking destroy.
It's shaved...oh god oh god like.
Prefer them in the (Throbber Weight minus 75+ pounds) range.
Solve for chick weight:
The Throbber weighs 230 pounds. What is the maximum chick weight he would bone?
Ax Big Play VA and @Mosster47 for help with the maff.
5-10, 5-11. See also Chrystal Morrison's fine ass as optimal. -
Flea as a fund manager, lol. He couldn't manage his way out of a wet paper sack with a knife.doogie said: -
Yes, statistically most women over 150 in society are fat, but average female height in the US is just below 5'4". In my market- i.e., 5'10" and up - 150 ain't fat.Pitchfork51 said:
Eliminating over 150 lbs is a good strategy.YellowSnow said:
Agree on the height but you're eliminating a lot of quality tail if you won't go over 150lbs:PurpleThrobber said:
Da fuq I would want to bang a midget for?RedRocket said:
I'm doing the maff and a quick back of the envelope says that you would bone a 5'5 chick that weighs 170. That's a fat chick or a she hulk. I'm disappointed in you. Your criteria should be based on BMI or body fat % estimate. You have one job around here. Do it right or don't do it at all.PurpleThrobber said:
The Throbber doesn't do chicks that weigh within 60 pounds of himself.RedRocket said:
This chick isn't any hotter than that chick that Jermey Piven groped that you refused to post pics of because she didn't meet your standards. The throbber needs to be more consistent.PurpleThrobber said:
You're getting off with a warning here -but the hand is on the hanky for the next infraction.2001400ex said:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.washingtonpost.com/amphtml/lifestyle/style/bill-oreilly-settled-sixth-sexual-harassment-claim-for-32-million/2017/10/21/ff34b24c-b68c-11e7-9e58-e6288544af98_story.htmldoogie said:
Wood fucking destroy.
It's shaved...oh god oh god like.
Prefer them in the (Throbber Weight minus 75+ pounds) range.
Solve for chick weight:
The Throbber weighs 230 pounds. What is the maximum chick weight he would bone?
Ax Big Play VA and @Mosster47 for help with the maff.
5-10, 5-11. See also Chrystal Morrison's fine ass as optimal.
99.9999 percent of girls over 150 are fat.
I'm even okay with 130 being the cutoff
