Official Oregon Week Shit Talk Thread
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I’m worried about Oregon’s OL and pass rush. If Burmeister can get his reads down, it could get ugly quick.
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Oregon State Colorado was a less pathetic PAC 12 showcase than Oregon Utah was.
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Also a typical day for @Swayehaie said:@oregonblitzkrieg typical day:
Wake up at noon in Springfield strung out from a TUFF Dutch Bros shift the night before.
Shitpoast on HH.
Look at stash. Lament it's not the end of the month. No trip to the dispensary for you!
Shitpoast on HH.
Check Ducks store. New swaggy uni came out. Lament it's not the end of the month.
Shitpoast on HH.
Call the local brewpub inquiring for any open shift. Manager tells him to fuck off for good.
Shitpoast on HH.
Design a new Oregon tattoo for his neck or face. Evil duck this time? Fuck, it's not the end of the month though.
Shitpoast on HH.
Shitpoast on HH.
Needs to get a buzz on before his next Dutch Bros shift. Farm down the road has some shrooms growing out of some cow shit.
Watch the replay of some ~2010 Oregon game while tripping balls.
Shitpoast on HH. -
TierbsHsotBoobs said:
Also a typical day for @Swayehaie said:@oregonblitzkrieg typical day:
Wake up at noon in Springfield strung out from a TUFF Dutch Bros shift the night before.
Shitpoast on HH.
Look at stash. Lament it's not the end of the month. No trip to the dispensary for you!
Shitpoast on HH.
Check Ducks store. New swaggy uni came out. Lament it's not the end of the month.
Shitpoast on HH.
Call the local brewpub inquiring for any open shift. Manager tells him to fuck off for good.
Shitpoast on HH.
Design a new Oregon tattoo for his neck or face. Evil duck this time? Fuck, it's not the end of the month though.
Shitpoast on HH.
Shitpoast on HH.
Needs to get a buzz on before his next Dutch Bros shift. Farm down the road has some shrooms growing out of some cow shit.
Watch the replay of some ~2010 Oregon game while tripping balls.
Shitpoast on HH.
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Front. Page. Belongs.AZDuck said:
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YBEhaie said:@oregonblitzkrieg typical day:
Wake up at noon in Springfield strung out from a TUFF Dutch Bros shift the night before.
Shitpoast on HH.
Look at stash. Lament it's not the end of the month. No trip to the dispensary for you!
Shitpoast on HH.
Check Ducks store. New swaggy uni came out. Lament it's not the end of the month.
Shitpoast on HH.
Call the local brewpub inquiring for any open shift. Manager tells him to fuck off for good.
Shitpoast on HH.
Design a new Oregon tattoo for his neck or face. Evil duck this time? Fuck, it's not the end of the month though.
Shitpoast on HH.
Shitpoast on HH.
Needs to get a buzz on before his next Dutch Bros shift. Farm down the road has some shrooms growing out of some cow shit.
Watch the replay of some ~2010 Oregon game while tripping balls.
Shitpoast on HH. -
How things will go:
Browning will suck. Herbert will make a few big time throws and Doogs will say how if they had Herbie they would be playoff bound.
The rest of the game will be pretty boring. UW is older and better on D. Ducks lose. Oregon will be better next year, UW will be worse. The shit talking in 2018 will be special. -
UW will not be worse next year if Gaines and McGary come back.Mosster47 said:How things will go:
Browning will suck. Herbert will make a few big time throws and Doogs will say how if they had Herbie they would be playoff bound.
The rest of the game will be pretty boring. UW is older and better on D. Ducks lose. Oregon will be better next year, UW will be worse. The shit talking in 2018 will be special.
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we would have been playoff bound if we just fucking ran the ball.Mosster47 said:How things will go:
Browning will suck. Herbert will make a few big time throws and Doogs will say how if they had Herbie they would be playoff bound.
The rest of the game will be pretty boring. UW is older and better on D. Ducks lose. Oregon will be better next year, UW will be worse. The shit talking in 2018 will be special. -
Aunt + Balls = Uncle.WeakarmCobra said:
we would have been playoff bound if we just fucking ran the ball.Mosster47 said:How things will go:
Browning will suck. Herbert will make a few big time throws and Doogs will say how if they had Herbie they would be playoff bound.
The rest of the game will be pretty boring. UW is older and better on D. Ducks lose. Oregon will be better next year, UW will be worse. The shit talking in 2018 will be special.
Gaines isn't coming back next year. It will be a pillow fight between two evenly matched, mediocre squads next year. -
nice wishful thinkingMosster47 said:
Aunt + Balls = Uncle.WeakarmCobra said:
we would have been playoff bound if we just fucking ran the ball.Mosster47 said:How things will go:
Browning will suck. Herbert will make a few big time throws and Doogs will say how if they had Herbie they would be playoff bound.
The rest of the game will be pretty boring. UW is older and better on D. Ducks lose. Oregon will be better next year, UW will be worse. The shit talking in 2018 will be special.
Gaines isn't coming back next year. It will be a pillow fight between two evenly matched, mediocre squads next year.
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defense has always been good under Petersen. DL will be decent, OLB will be very good, ILB will be okay if Eifler/Wellington step up. secondary will be excellent.
OL will be very good especially if mcgary comes back which he should (he doesn't look NFL caliber yet), RB will be good and WR will be far improved. I could see us making a run at the playoff if browning improves at all (or gets replaced by someone better).
Mediocre my ass. -
downvoted by OBK of course.
Looks like the quooks have moved on to quooking over 2018 now that the special 2017 campaign is a disaster.
UW is going to be exactly what they have been since Stanford in 2016, a very good team, conference favorite held back from being a natty contender by a shit QB and worthless OC.
Oregon will be what they always will be under black sark, mediocre. Committing lots of penalties, playing like shit on the road, etc.
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Willies dream
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RoadDawg55 said:
I’m worried about Oregon’s OL and pass rush. If Burmeister can get his reads down, it could get ugly quAck.
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ILBs next year are BBK and Beavers as the starters and Wellington and Eifler as the 2nd string
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You have no idea, man. I’m so sorry.Mosster47 said:
Aunt + Balls = Uncle.WeakarmCobra said:
we would have been playoff bound if we just fucking ran the ball.Mosster47 said:How things will go:
Browning will suck. Herbert will make a few big time throws and Doogs will say how if they had Herbie they would be playoff bound.
The rest of the game will be pretty boring. UW is older and better on D. Ducks lose. Oregon will be better next year, UW will be worse. The shit talking in 2018 will be special.
Gaines isn't coming back next year. It will be a pillow fight between two evenly matched, mediocre squads next year. -
forgot about beavers. that's a damn good unitTequilla said:ILBs next year are BBK and Beavers as the starters and Wellington and Eifler as the 2nd string
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That's literally the exact same thing you can write about Oregon next season.dhdawg said:defense has always been good under Petersen. DL will be decent, OLB will be very good, ILB will be okay if Eifler/Wellington step up. secondary will be excellent.
OL will be very good especially if mcgary comes back which he should (he doesn't look NFL caliber yet), RB will be good and WR will be far improved. I could see us making a run at the playoff if browning improves at all (or gets replaced by someone better).
Mediocre my ass.
It will be two 8/9 win teams squaring off to see who will finish second to Stanford.
You're sending out NFL starters and replacing them with decent college players. The program isn't trending up. It will be consistently good though.
Oregon was a broken collarbone away from being a two loss team coming into this weekend. It's not great and it's not terrible. No one is beating a healthy Tate and the Beavers aren't beating anyone. Willie wraps it up with an 8-4 record and a Top 10 recruiting class coming in with another in the que. Instead we had to play with a parking cone at QB for a month and the season looks like a disaster.
Next year will be two decent teams squaring off, nothing more. -
jfc, line opened at uw -25.0
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Yup, I have missed him terribly this year. You could tell he was a step slow this week against UCLA, that was his first drive of the year. But you could see the rust wear off as the game went on. I love Beavers (hee hee).RoadDawg55 said: -
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Willie just needs more timeRaceBannon said: -
Your Comrade @oregonblitzkrieg ‘s downvote tells you all you need to knowMosster47 said:
Aunt + Balls = Uncle.WeakarmCobra said:
we would have been playoff bound if we just fucking ran the ball.Mosster47 said:How things will go:
Browning will suck. Herbert will make a few big time throws and Doogs will say how if they had Herbie they would be playoff bound.
The rest of the game will be pretty boring. UW is older and better on D. Ducks lose. Oregon will be better next year, UW will be worse. The shit talking in 2018 will be special.
Gaines isn't coming back next year. It will be a pillow fight between two evenly matched, mediocre squads next year. -
The QPOTD is in this thread. I just can't decide which one.
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Burmeister needs more time to get those reads down.RaceBannon said: -
Don’t you have to win 8/9 games to be an 8/9 win team?Mosster47 said:
That's literally the exact same thing you can write about Oregon next season.dhdawg said:defense has always been good under Petersen. DL will be decent, OLB will be very good, ILB will be okay if Eifler/Wellington step up. secondary will be excellent.
OL will be very good especially if mcgary comes back which he should (he doesn't look NFL caliber yet), RB will be good and WR will be far improved. I could see us making a run at the playoff if browning improves at all (or gets replaced by someone better).
Mediocre my ass.
It will be two 8/9 win teams squaring off to see who will finish second to Stanford.
You're sending out NFL starters and replacing them with decent college players. The program isn't trending up. It will be consistently good though.
Oregon was a broken collarbone away from being a two loss team coming into this weekend. It's not great and it's not terrible. No one is beating a healthy Tate and the Beavers aren't beating anyone. Willie wraps it up with an 8-4 record and a Top 10 recruiting class coming in with another in the que. Instead we had to play with a parking cone at QB for a month and the season looks like a disaster.
Next year will be two decent teams squaring off, nothing more. -
Outside of one/two dt were not really sending that much to the NFL this year. It was supposed to be 2 NFL tackles as well but one got hurt and the other regressed slightly. Maybe a couple of running backs.Mosster47 said:
That's literally the exact same thing you can write about Oregon next season.dhdawg said:defense has always been good under Petersen. DL will be decent, OLB will be very good, ILB will be okay if Eifler/Wellington step up. secondary will be excellent.
OL will be very good especially if mcgary comes back which he should (he doesn't look NFL caliber yet), RB will be good and WR will be far improved. I could see us making a run at the playoff if browning improves at all (or gets replaced by someone better).
Mediocre my ass.
It will be two 8/9 win teams squaring off to see who will finish second to Stanford.
You're sending out NFL starters and replacing them with decent college players. The program isn't trending up. It will be consistently good though.
Oregon was a broken collarbone away from being a two loss team coming into this weekend. It's not great and it's not terrible. No one is beating a healthy Tate and the Beavers aren't beating anyone. Willie wraps it up with an 8-4 record and a Top 10 recruiting class coming in with another in the que. Instead we had to play with a parking cone at QB for a month and the season looks like a disaster.
Next year will be two decent teams squaring off, nothing more.
UW's worst case is 9 wins. Equal to oregon's best case. But keep quooking.
