I've been drinking a bit and

PurpleBaze · October 2017

I fucking hate this team. I'm fully expecting them to shit themselves against UCLA, especially the offense. Special teams is total shit, so we know that is a handicap.

Smith is going to come out with the same shit against UCLA that he did against ASU. I fully expect to see the same fucking garbage for 4 quarters. No planning for the game and no in-game adjustments.

How the fuck do we? always end up with some inept coordinator that won't be fired? I can't stand seeing that fucking goofball sitting up in the booth and calling shitty play after shitty play.

God damn it, Petersen, fire that fucking useless piece of shit. You should have fired him during the BYE week. Smith is who he has always been. He won't change. You have Gaskin, Colemen, Ahmed, and Pleasant. Use them. You also have a new left tackle. What is easier for an inexperienced lineman, run blocking or pass blocking?

Run the damn ball until the UCLA defense pukes. Once they are done puking, hit them up with a few easy passes.

So fucking frustrated... still pissed off at the way the ASU game went.

FireCohen · October 2017

PurpleBaze said:
I fucking hate this team. I'm fully expecting them to shit themselves against UCLA, especially the offense. Special teams is total shit, so we know that is a handicap.

Smith is going to come out with the same shit against UCLA that he did against ASU. I fully expect to see the same fucking garbage for 4 quarters. No planning for the game and no in-game adjustments.

How the fuck do we? always end up with some inept coordinator that won't be fired? I can't stand seeing that fucking goofball sitting up in the booth and calling shitty play after shitty play.

God damn it, Petersen, fire that fucking useless piece of shit. You should have fired him during the BYE week. Smith is who he has always been. He won't change. You have Gaskin, Colemen, Ahmed, and Pleasant. Use them. You also have a new left tackle. What is easier for an inexperienced lineman, run blocking or pass blocking?

Run the damn ball until the UCLA defense pukes. Once they are done puking, hit them up with a few easy passes.

So fucking frustrated... still pissed off at the way the ASU game went.

Like the USC game, it was a winnable game had we just used the talented running backs

section_332 · October 2017

ITS NOT GOOD ENOUGH.

oregonblitzkrieg · October 2017

You've been drinking a bit and.....

You've reached J status you losing fuck ya. I warned you i'd run your ass. Ive ran some good ones and youre showing the signs of the ones ive ran. Baze, id go out on bottom if I were you, or chaange your ways if you want to survive. Poke the bear bitch you goin to get eaten......

See Baze you the lowest of the hanging fruit. Ill just shake the branch then watch you rot in the dirt. Talk football and you might just make it. Getting into it with Pup aint usually a successful endeavor. Especially with your board IQ

haie · October 2017

PurpleBaze said:
I fucking hate this team. I'm fully expecting them to shit themselves against UCLA, especially the offense. Special teams is total shit, so we know that is a handicap.

Smith is going to come out with the same shit against UCLA that he did against ASU. I fully expect to see the same fucking garbage for 4 quarters. No planning for the game and no in-game adjustments.

How the fuck do we? always end up with some inept coordinator that won't be fired? I can't stand seeing that fucking goofball sitting up in the booth and calling shitty play after shitty play.

God damn it, Petersen, fire that fucking useless piece of shit. You should have fired him during the BYE week. Smith is who he has always been. He won't change. You have Gaskin, Colemen, Ahmed, and Pleasant. Use them. You also have a new left tackle. What is easier for an inexperienced lineman, run blocking or pass blocking?

Run the damn ball until the UCLA defense pukes. Once they are done puking, hit them up with a few easy passes.

So fucking frustrated... still pissed off at the way the ASU game went.

You have a lot of hate in your life.

PurpleBaze · October 2017

oregonblitzkrieg said:
You've been drinking a bit and.....

You've reached J status you losing fuck ya. I warned you i'd run your ass. Ive ran some good ones and youre showing the signs of the ones ive ran. Baze, id go out on bottom if I were you, or chaange your ways if you want to survive. Poke the bear bitch you goin to get eaten......

See Baze you the lowest of the hanging fruit. Ill just shake the branch then watch you rot in the dirt. Talk football and you might just make it. Getting into it with Pup aint usually a successful endeavor. Especially with your board IQ

Puppy is definitely missed. I'd like to get his take on this thread.

But, he doesn't want to hang out with all of us bitchless, cuntless fags.

Bread · October 2017

fuck you. I'll be at the rose bowl with shit in my socks to cheer on me daegs

PurpleBaze · October 2017

Bread said:
fuck you. I'll be at the rose bowl with shit in my socks to cheer on me daegs

Fuck you, Bread. Who asked you? No one here likes you. LEAVE!!

Edwin_Bambino · October 2017

If you got hate in your heart let it out

PurpleBaze · October 2017

Edwin_Bambino said:
If you got hate in your heart let it out

I can't let it all out until some shitbag OC is fired and we? start running the ball consistently.

If Petersen wants an offensive identity, that's where it is. Strong running backs > pussy noodle-armed QB...

GrundleStiltzkin · October 2017

these are clearly the top teams in the pac12. they are paying mean foosball

Mad_Son · October 2017

I wish I was drinking. Maybe I could ignore my own flatulence then.

PurpleBaze · October 2017

Mad_Son said:
I wish I was drinking. Maybe I could ignore my own flatulence then.

Matzo balls give you gas?

Mad_Son · October 2017

PurpleBaze said:

Mad_Son said:
I wish I was drinking. Maybe I could ignore my own flatulence then.
Matzo balls give you gas?

Gefilte fish

Dennis_DeYoung · October 2017

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PurpleBaze · October 2017

Dennis_DeYoung said:
goodgoodletthehateflowthroughyou.jpg

25 fucking years of hate...

PostGameOrangeSlices · October 2017

This team should run the ball 35+++ times a game and suffocate teams with limited possessions and great defense.

Instead they play soft and throw screen passes.

Doog_de_Jour · October 2017

PurpleBaze said:
I fucking hate this team. I'm fully expecting them to shit themselves against UCLA, especially the offense. Special teams is total shit, so we know that is a handicap.

Smith is going to come out with the same shit against UCLA that he did against ASU. I fully expect to see the same fucking garbage for 4 quarters. No planning for the game and no in-game adjustments.

How the fuck do we? always end up with some inept coordinator that won't be fired? I can't stand seeing that fucking goofball sitting up in the booth and calling shitty play after shitty play.

God damn it, Petersen, fire that fucking useless piece of shit. You should have fired him during the BYE week. Smith is who he has always been. He won't change. You have Gaskin, Colemen, Ahmed, and Pleasant. Use them. You also have a new left tackle. What is easier for an inexperienced lineman, run blocking or pass blocking?

Run the damn ball until the UCLA defense pukes. Once they are done puking, hit them up with a few easy passes.

So fucking frustrated... still pissed off at the way the ASU game went.

The only plausible explanation that I’ve been able to to accept in my mind is that coaches keep these assistants around to take the fall when shit hits the fan. I don’t know if Petersen is that Machiavellian though.

I want to believe the real reason Petersen hasn’t pulled the trigger yet is the guy he’s identified to replace Babushka isn’t ready to leave their current post yet.

PurpleBaze · October 2017

Doog_de_Jour said:

PurpleBaze said:
I fucking hate this team. I'm fully expecting them to shit themselves against UCLA, especially the offense. Special teams is total shit, so we know that is a handicap.

Smith is going to come out with the same shit against UCLA that he did against ASU. I fully expect to see the same fucking garbage for 4 quarters. No planning for the game and no in-game adjustments.

How the fuck do we? always end up with some inept coordinator that won't be fired? I can't stand seeing that fucking goofball sitting up in the booth and calling shitty play after shitty play.

God damn it, Petersen, fire that fucking useless piece of shit. You should have fired him during the BYE week. Smith is who he has always been. He won't change. You have Gaskin, Colemen, Ahmed, and Pleasant. Use them. You also have a new left tackle. What is easier for an inexperienced lineman, run blocking or pass blocking?

Run the damn ball until the UCLA defense pukes. Once they are done puking, hit them up with a few easy passes.

So fucking frustrated... still pissed off at the way the ASU game went.
The only plausible explanation that I’ve been able to to accept in my mind is that coaches keep these assistants around to take the fall when shit hits the fan. I don’t know if Petersen is that Machiavellian though.

I want to believe the real reason Petersen hasn’t pulled the trigger yet is the guy he’s identified to replace Babushka isn’t ready to leave their current post yet.

Or, Babushka has pictures of Petersen with goats.

GrundleStiltzkin · October 2017

PurpleBaze said:

Doog_de_Jour said:

PurpleBaze said:
I fucking hate this team. I'm fully expecting them to shit themselves against UCLA, especially the offense. Special teams is total shit, so we know that is a handicap.

Smith is going to come out with the same shit against UCLA that he did against ASU. I fully expect to see the same fucking garbage for 4 quarters. No planning for the game and no in-game adjustments.

How the fuck do we? always end up with some inept coordinator that won't be fired? I can't stand seeing that fucking goofball sitting up in the booth and calling shitty play after shitty play.

God damn it, Petersen, fire that fucking useless piece of shit. You should have fired him during the BYE week. Smith is who he has always been. He won't change. You have Gaskin, Colemen, Ahmed, and Pleasant. Use them. You also have a new left tackle. What is easier for an inexperienced lineman, run blocking or pass blocking?

Run the damn ball until the UCLA defense pukes. Once they are done puking, hit them up with a few easy passes.

So fucking frustrated... still pissed off at the way the ASU game went.
The only plausible explanation that I’ve been able to to accept in my mind is that coaches keep these assistants around to take the fall when shit hits the fan. I don’t know if Petersen is that Machiavellian though.

I want to believe the real reason Petersen hasn’t pulled the trigger yet is the guy he’s identified to replace Babushka isn’t ready to leave their current post yet.
Or, Babushka has pictures of Petersen with goats.

@MrsPetersen true??!?!?!

Doog_de_Jour · October 2017

PurpleBaze said:

Doog_de_Jour said:

PurpleBaze said:
I fucking hate this team. I'm fully expecting them to shit themselves against UCLA, especially the offense. Special teams is total shit, so we know that is a handicap.

Smith is going to come out with the same shit against UCLA that he did against ASU. I fully expect to see the same fucking garbage for 4 quarters. No planning for the game and no in-game adjustments.

How the fuck do we? always end up with some inept coordinator that won't be fired? I can't stand seeing that fucking goofball sitting up in the booth and calling shitty play after shitty play.

God damn it, Petersen, fire that fucking useless piece of shit. You should have fired him during the BYE week. Smith is who he has always been. He won't change. You have Gaskin, Colemen, Ahmed, and Pleasant. Use them. You also have a new left tackle. What is easier for an inexperienced lineman, run blocking or pass blocking?

Run the damn ball until the UCLA defense pukes. Once they are done puking, hit them up with a few easy passes.

So fucking frustrated... still pissed off at the way the ASU game went.
The only plausible explanation that I’ve been able to to accept in my mind is that coaches keep these assistants around to take the fall when shit hits the fan. I don’t know if Petersen is that Machiavellian though.

I want to believe the real reason Petersen hasn’t pulled the trigger yet is the guy he’s identified to replace Babushka isn’t ready to leave their current post yet.
Or, Babushka has pictures of Petersen with goats.

I hadn’t considered the blackmail angle. It’s very “House of Cards”. I’m imagining Smith talking to Petersen with a bad Kevin Spacey southern accent threatening to expose his secret.

At this point it’s as plausible of an explanation as any.

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