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I wish I was drinking. Maybe I could ignore my own flatulence then.
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Matzo balls give you gas?Mad_Son said:I wish I was drinking. Maybe I could ignore my own flatulence then.
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Gefilte fishPurpleBaze said:
Matzo balls give you gas?Mad_Son said:I wish I was drinking. Maybe I could ignore my own flatulence then.
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25 fucking years of hate...Dennis_DeYoung said:goodgoodletthehateflowthroughyou.jpg
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This team should run the ball 35+++ times a game and suffocate teams with limited possessions and great defense.
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The only plausible explanation that I’ve been able to to accept in my mind is that coaches keep these assistants around to take the fall when shit hits the fan. I don’t know if Petersen is that Machiavellian though.PurpleBaze said:I fucking hate this team. I'm fully expecting them to shit themselves against UCLA, especially the offense. Special teams is total shit, so we know that is a handicap.
Smith is going to come out with the same shit against UCLA that he did against ASU. I fully expect to see the same fucking garbage for 4 quarters. No planning for the game and no in-game adjustments.
How the fuck do we? always end up with some inept coordinator that won't be fired? I can't stand seeing that fucking goofball sitting up in the booth and calling shitty play after shitty play.
God damn it, Petersen, fire that fucking useless piece of shit. You should have fired him during the BYE week. Smith is who he has always been. He won't change. You have Gaskin, Colemen, Ahmed, and Pleasant. Use them. You also have a new left tackle. What is easier for an inexperienced lineman, run blocking or pass blocking?
Run the damn ball until the UCLA defense pukes. Once they are done puking, hit them up with a few easy passes.
So fucking frustrated... still pissed off at the way the ASU game went.
I want to believe the real reason Petersen hasn’t pulled the trigger yet is the guy he’s identified to replace Babushka isn’t ready to leave their current post yet. -
Or, Babushka has pictures of Petersen with goats.Doog_de_Jour said:
The only plausible explanation that I’ve been able to to accept in my mind is that coaches keep these assistants around to take the fall when shit hits the fan. I don’t know if Petersen is that Machiavellian though.PurpleBaze said:I fucking hate this team. I'm fully expecting them to shit themselves against UCLA, especially the offense. Special teams is total shit, so we know that is a handicap.
Smith is going to come out with the same shit against UCLA that he did against ASU. I fully expect to see the same fucking garbage for 4 quarters. No planning for the game and no in-game adjustments.
How the fuck do we? always end up with some inept coordinator that won't be fired? I can't stand seeing that fucking goofball sitting up in the booth and calling shitty play after shitty play.
God damn it, Petersen, fire that fucking useless piece of shit. You should have fired him during the BYE week. Smith is who he has always been. He won't change. You have Gaskin, Colemen, Ahmed, and Pleasant. Use them. You also have a new left tackle. What is easier for an inexperienced lineman, run blocking or pass blocking?
Run the damn ball until the UCLA defense pukes. Once they are done puking, hit them up with a few easy passes.
So fucking frustrated... still pissed off at the way the ASU game went.
I want to believe the real reason Petersen hasn’t pulled the trigger yet is the guy he’s identified to replace Babushka isn’t ready to leave their current post yet. -
@MrsPetersen true??!?!?!PurpleBaze said:
Or, Babushka has pictures of Petersen with goats.Doog_de_Jour said:
The only plausible explanation that I’ve been able to to accept in my mind is that coaches keep these assistants around to take the fall when shit hits the fan. I don’t know if Petersen is that Machiavellian though.PurpleBaze said:I fucking hate this team. I'm fully expecting them to shit themselves against UCLA, especially the offense. Special teams is total shit, so we know that is a handicap.
Smith is going to come out with the same shit against UCLA that he did against ASU. I fully expect to see the same fucking garbage for 4 quarters. No planning for the game and no in-game adjustments.
How the fuck do we? always end up with some inept coordinator that won't be fired? I can't stand seeing that fucking goofball sitting up in the booth and calling shitty play after shitty play.
God damn it, Petersen, fire that fucking useless piece of shit. You should have fired him during the BYE week. Smith is who he has always been. He won't change. You have Gaskin, Colemen, Ahmed, and Pleasant. Use them. You also have a new left tackle. What is easier for an inexperienced lineman, run blocking or pass blocking?
Run the damn ball until the UCLA defense pukes. Once they are done puking, hit them up with a few easy passes.
So fucking frustrated... still pissed off at the way the ASU game went.
I want to believe the real reason Petersen hasn’t pulled the trigger yet is the guy he’s identified to replace Babushka isn’t ready to leave their current post yet. -
I hadn’t considered the blackmail angle. It’s very “House of Cards”. I’m imagining Smith talking to Petersen with a bad Kevin Spacey southern accent threatening to expose his secret.PurpleBaze said:
Or, Babushka has pictures of Petersen with goats.Doog_de_Jour said:
The only plausible explanation that I’ve been able to to accept in my mind is that coaches keep these assistants around to take the fall when shit hits the fan. I don’t know if Petersen is that Machiavellian though.PurpleBaze said:I fucking hate this team. I'm fully expecting them to shit themselves against UCLA, especially the offense. Special teams is total shit, so we know that is a handicap.
Smith is going to come out with the same shit against UCLA that he did against ASU. I fully expect to see the same fucking garbage for 4 quarters. No planning for the game and no in-game adjustments.
How the fuck do we? always end up with some inept coordinator that won't be fired? I can't stand seeing that fucking goofball sitting up in the booth and calling shitty play after shitty play.
God damn it, Petersen, fire that fucking useless piece of shit. You should have fired him during the BYE week. Smith is who he has always been. He won't change. You have Gaskin, Colemen, Ahmed, and Pleasant. Use them. You also have a new left tackle. What is easier for an inexperienced lineman, run blocking or pass blocking?
Run the damn ball until the UCLA defense pukes. Once they are done puking, hit them up with a few easy passes.
So fucking frustrated... still pissed off at the way the ASU game went.
I want to believe the real reason Petersen hasn’t pulled the trigger yet is the guy he’s identified to replace Babushka isn’t ready to leave their current post yet.
At this point it’s as plausible of an explanation as any.





