So root for 9-4?

O'Neil broke ranks. Peter dominated the airwaves. Hardcorehusky traffic soared. The tide was turning.
Then, fuck. 69 (lol) points on the road. It was beautiful. Everything we love about Husky football. But it was also a doog supercharger. They're all back to full strength. Doubling down on their stupid arguments. Emboldened on their quest to see Sark get a statue before James. A loss in the Apple Cup will raise eyebrows, but nothing more. Sark is safe.
As winter descends the war must wait. Nothing to be done about it now. And because we are actually Husky fans, we pull for 9-4. For a good recruiting class. 9 wins means higher expectations next year (yes, the schedule...). Better recruits means a stocked cupboard for our next coach.
Congrats, doogs. Enjoy it.
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9-4 is better than 8-5 I suppose. Either way when they raise his buy out that is the nail in the coffin.
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Fuck no. I'm rooting for Apple Cup Armageddon 2013 that sends Husky Stadium sliding into Lake Washington. Fuck 9-4. Fuck perspective.
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I am firmly in the "I hope he wins out and wins 10 next year so someone else will hire him camp." OSU killed us. He will not be fired in the next two years - absent some epic collapse that next years laughable schedule has ensured cannot happen. Only way to rid ourselves of this dick stain is for him to win, and win big, and get poached by some shitty AD or NFL GM.
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Fucking this.Swaye said:I am firmly in the "I hope he wins out and wins 10 next year so someone else will hire him camp." OSU killed us. He will not be fired in the next two years - absent some epic collapse that next years laughable schedule has ensured cannot happen. Only way to rid ourselves of this dick stain is for him to win, and win big, and get poached by some shitty AD or NFL GM.
Ideal scenario plays out like this...
Since gay ass pool boy isn't going to fire Brah, hopefully Brah can win enough games to make someone think he's worth a fuck. If we're lucky, maybe some dipshit NFL exec. will want him badly enough to pay his remaining contract because he's such a top notch game day coach. Said dipshit will look at the upward trend and trajectory of Brah, realizing that if he doesn't strike while the irons hot...someone else might snag Brah before he does. Then in a turn of events, Iran, Pakistan, Russia and China nuke each other. Some hot Brazilian super model decides that she wants to be my girlfriend and give me blowjobs after I play 18 holes of golf everyday. Oregon's plane goes down and everyone dies in a fire, including Chip Kelley and Tyrone Willingham who just happened to be on the flight.
The end...
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The only change I would make is that I hope Chip Kelly survives so we can maybe hire him one day and finally have a winner on Montlake. I do hope he steps on Try's face and knocks him out while getting out of the plane ensuring Try dies a horrible fiery death. Maybe Emmert can be on the plane blowing Uncle Phil and they can both die also.JECAR said:
Ideal scenario plays out like this...
Since gay ass pool boy isn't going to fire Brah, hopefully Brah can win enough games to make someone think he's worth a fuck. If we're lucky, maybe some dipshit NFL exec. will want him badly enough to pay his remaining contract because he's such a top notch game day coach. Said dipshit will look at the upward trend and trajectory of Brah, realizing that if he doesn't strike while the irons hot...someone else might snag Brah before he does. Then in a turn of events, Iran, Pakistan, Russia and China nuke each other. Some hot Brazilian super model decides that she wants to be my girlfriend and give me blowjobs after I play 18 holes of golf everyday. Oregon's plane goes down and everyone dies in a fire, including Chip Kelley and Tyrone Willingham who just happened to be on the flight.
The end...
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For those who want him to win and get poached consider this. If sark wins and leaves woody looks good. Wouldn't u rather lose which would rid us of sark and Woodward?
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Of course, but that ship sailed when we plungered OSU. No chance Sark bungles next years sloppy seconds schedule....so, with the available data points we have, our only hope is win out this year and 10 wins next year for a mirage "great team," that leads Sark to greener pastures. We are stuck with Pool Boy.dhdawg said:For those who want him to win and get poached consider this. If sark wins and leaves woody looks good. Wouldn't u rather lose which would rid us of sark and Woodward?
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Are you fucking serious? Pool Boy isn't going to fire Brah...even if he loses. Brah is the king of cupping the balls while stroking the shaft. He's a hot commodity.
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The apple cup could be another blowout win for Sark. Leach's offense is more dangerous than Oregon State's, but is still one dimensional in a Palouse Puke Spread'in, hurry-up no-huddle kind of way, and if Wilcox comes up with another smothering defensive plan even half as affective as what the Huskies played against the Beavs, look out! I'm not expecting nor predicting anything, but given our traditional passion for aggressive defense, imagine what Husky Stadium crowd hysteria the coog offense could face if the Husky crew that took the field last Saturday night in Corvallis shows up for the apple cup.chrisvashon said:A loss in the Apple Cup will raise eyebrows, but nothing more. Sark is safe.
As winter descends the war must wait. Nothing to be done about it now. And because we are actually Husky fans, we pull for 9-4. For a good recruiting class. 9 wins means higher expectations next year (yes, the schedule...). Better recruits means a stocked cupboard for our next coach.
Of course, WSU's defense is better than the woefully weak Beavs and Sark will have to manage his offense as well or better than he did in the burrito bowl. A non-hostile home field advantage should help, but we never know what crazy counter-productive shit Sark can come up with when he has the ball. If Keith Price starts which he should if healthy enough, Sark can easily slip into his pass-happy, pocket collapsing clown act resulting in too many lost opportunities to punch the coog defense in the mouth with the Husky offensive's true strength...... an opponent demoralizing ground game.
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9-5 could get Sark to USC.
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SC is going after Jack Del RioLevelPar said:9-5 could get Sark to USC.
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Yes, doogs are juiced over this win, however I have already heard the argument for an Apple Cup loss.....and it is........the cougs are pretty good and now bowl eligible.......so sark loses and its because the coogs look pretty good.
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Very wishful thinking. They will keep Orgerone before hiring SnarkLevelPar said:9-5 could get Sark to USC.
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Kim after a 9-4 season punctuated with a sloppy win over Maryland or some other shitty ACC team in the bowl.
"If you asked most fans before the season, I think they would have taken 9-4. After the past 13 years, 9-4 is special. I told you this year would be special and that it would be different from the past few years. If we had a kicker in 2012, Sark would have back to back 9-4 seasons. Just to think, a little over a month ago, fans actually wanted Sark to be fired. It's awfully quiet with the Fire Sark camp lately. The rebuild has taken a little longer than expected, but these things don't run on a schedule. A lot of you have forgotten just how bad it had gotten under Tyrone. I will never forget. I was there.
Next year is looking like it could be special. The arrow is pointing up. All five starting OL will be back, and there's depth. The OL should be one of the best in the country next year. Keith Price is a great kid, but Cyler Miles and Troy Williams will add a dimension Price just didn't have. The defense should improve under Justin Wilcox. Trust me, our buddies in Eugene are worried about what Sark is building.
Recruiting is going great. Sark, Tosh, and Tui visited Budda Baker the other day, and he is favoring UW. There are also lots of other guys from the South that aren't coming here or won't qualify that are interested in a free trip to Seattle. The Tosh hire is really paying dividends.
Romar and the basketball team look to be back on track. That was a great win over Sacramento State. What they are really missing is a bulldog like Will Conroy. I love that guy. The wine of the week is the Montlake FecalJoose. It's an Armenian wine extracted out of the anus and then aged for 5 years. Fleenor and my good buddy Scott Woodward makes it. You can't find it anywhere in the world, but there are a few bottles left at Vino's at the Landing.
-KG
"You can curb stomp a mark ass bitch, but that doesn't mean you aren't a good guy."
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I LOL'ed at FecalJoose IRL.
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If Sark wins and wins big isn't that what you've wanted all along? Why would you want to win big then start over?
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He has a contract.topdawgnc said: -
If UW goes 9-4, I'm telling you Doogs will talk up a hypothetical 11-2. So in hypothetical land Sark will be 20-6.
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You sound like a gay...bigcc said:
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+1bigcc said:
CollegeDoog is hereby forbidden from ever wearing black and chrome again.
Our colors are reserved for REAL Dawgs like bigcc
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Why the fuck would I embarrass myself and wear purple?
I'm going to be wearing a cream colored pullover, 501 original jeans, and a golf hat to the Apple Cup.
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If Sark wins big and goes elsewhere, it's validation for the entire Sark regime. Justin Wilcox is your next head coach.