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Amazon Is Planning a Second Headquarters

Doog_de_Jour
Doog_de_Jour Member Posts: 8,041 Standard Supporter
I hope Maltby throws its hat in the ring.

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  • priapism
    priapism Member Posts: 2,305
    Sounds like they don't like paying Seattle wages anymore, but don't want people from their workforce to abandon them just yet from the eventual move.
    If Seattle had built bus-only lanes 15 years ago from Tacoma to Everett for a measely $10-12 billion...the city wouldn't be constipated with high house prices and traffic. Seattle instead chose a slow and expensive $60 billion+, 45 year light-rail plan.

    I could see Amazon moving to Salt Lake City or maybe Denver.
  • FireCohen
    FireCohen Member Posts: 21,823
    RedRocket said:

    I hope they set up shop near OBK's place of residence. He can watch the Chinese and Punjabies walk into amazon HQ everyday and slowly code his beloved retail workers out of existence.

    fuck, so true and funny
  • CirrhosisDawg
    CirrhosisDawg Member Posts: 6,390
  • Kaepsknee
    Kaepsknee Member Posts: 14,913
    priapism said:

    Sounds like they don't like paying Seattle wages anymore, but don't want people from their workforce to abandon them just yet from the eventual move.
    If Seattle had built bus-only lanes 15 years ago from Tacoma to Everett for a measely $10-12 billion...the city wouldn't be constipated with high house prices and traffic. Seattle instead chose a slow and expensive $60 billion+, 45 year light-rail plan.

    I could see Amazon moving to Salt Lake City or maybe Denver.

    Except no one would ride the buses anyway except really poor people .


    Now if it were TRAINS!!!!, you'd be onto something!!!
  • GrundleStiltzkin
    GrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,516 Standard Supporter
    salemcoog said:

    priapism said:

    Sounds like they don't like paying Seattle wages anymore, but don't want people from their workforce to abandon them just yet from the eventual move.
    If Seattle had built bus-only lanes 15 years ago from Tacoma to Everett for a measely $10-12 billion...the city wouldn't be constipated with high house prices and traffic. Seattle instead chose a slow and expensive $60 billion+, 45 year light-rail plan.

    I could see Amazon moving to Salt Lake City or maybe Denver.

    Except no one would ride the buses anyway except really poor people .


    Now if it were TRAINS!!!!, you'd be onto something!!!
    So you're saying it'll be Sweden
  • 2001400ex
    2001400ex Member Posts: 29,457
    Spokane sounds good to me.
  • CirrhosisDawg
    CirrhosisDawg Member Posts: 6,390
    Sounds familiar. Bezos needs Seattle money and talent pool to run the business. He also needs cheap land, labor and an uneducated work force to keep costs down. Texas sounds right.
  • oregonblitzkrieg
    oregonblitzkrieg Member Posts: 15,288
    edited September 2017
    priapism said:

    Sounds like they don't like paying Seattle wages anymore, but don't want people from their workforce to abandon them just yet from the eventual move.
    If Seattle had built bus-only lanes 15 years ago from Tacoma to Everett for a measely $10-12 billion...the city wouldn't be constipated with high house prices and traffic. Seattle instead chose a slow and expensive $60 billion+, 45 year light-rail plan.

    I could see Amazon moving to Salt Lake City or maybe Denver.

    They should move to Shanghai or Shenzhen instead. That way they can source the counterfeit shit they sell better, and scheme new ways to fuck over American small businesses with the HK Post.
  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club

    I hope Maltby throws its hat in the ring.

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    I can't stop looking at your avatars side boob. TYFYS
  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,317 Founders Club
    Swaye said:

    I hope Maltby throws its hat in the ring.

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    I can't stop looking at your avatars side boob. TYFYS
    Top shelf side boob.
  • UWhuskytskeet
    UWhuskytskeet Member Posts: 7,113
    priapism said:

    Sounds like they don't like paying Seattle wages anymore, but don't want people from their workforce to abandon them just yet from the eventual move.
    If Seattle had built bus-only lanes 15 years ago from Tacoma to Everett for a measely $10-12 billion...the city wouldn't be constipated with high house prices and traffic. Seattle instead chose a slow and expensive $60 billion+, 45 year light-rail plan.

    I could see Amazon moving to Salt Lake City or maybe Denver.

    It's tech wages, not Seattle wages.
  • section8
    section8 Member Posts: 1,581
    Wouldn’t surprise me if were someplace in Canada.
  • TurdBomber
    TurdBomber Member Posts: 20,041 Standard Supporter
    IDGAF where they build next, as long as they take their neck-bearded fatso faggots and their skinny-legged wussy beta male geeks as far away from Seattle as possible. South Africa sounds good to me.
  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662

    IDGAF where they build next, as long as they take their neck-bearded fatso faggots and their skinny-legged wussy beta male geeks as far away from Seattle as possible. South Africa sounds good to me.

    So 90 percent of the uw fanbase
  • TurdBomber
    TurdBomber Member Posts: 20,041 Standard Supporter

    IDGAF where they build next, as long as they take their neck-bearded fatso faggots and their skinny-legged wussy beta male geeks as far away from Seattle as possible. South Africa sounds good to me.

    So 90 percent of the uw fanbase
    1% is too much. Whatever it takes. By any means necessary.
  • LoneStarDawg
    LoneStarDawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 13,681 Founders Club

    salemcoog said:

    priapism said:

    Sounds like they don't like paying Seattle wages anymore, but don't want people from their workforce to abandon them just yet from the eventual move.
    If Seattle had built bus-only lanes 15 years ago from Tacoma to Everett for a measely $10-12 billion...the city wouldn't be constipated with high house prices and traffic. Seattle instead chose a slow and expensive $60 billion+, 45 year light-rail plan.

    I could see Amazon moving to Salt Lake City or maybe Denver.

    Except no one would ride the buses anyway except really poor people .


    Now if it were TRAINS!!!!, you'd be onto something!!!
    So you're saying it'll be Sweden
    I can attest, the trains and busses are spectacular.
  • Fire_Marshall_Bill
    Fire_Marshall_Bill Member Posts: 25,676 Standard Supporter

    IDGAF where they build next, as long as they take their neck-bearded fatso faggots and their skinny-legged wussy beta male geeks as far away from Seattle as possible. South Africa sounds good to me.

    Even though I no longer live there, agree
  • Mosster47
    Mosster47 Member Posts: 6,246
    priapism said:

    Sounds like they don't like paying Seattle wages anymore, but don't want people from their workforce to abandon them just yet from the eventual move.
    If Seattle had built bus-only lanes 15 years ago from Tacoma to Everett for a measely $10-12 billion...the city wouldn't be constipated with high house prices and traffic. Seattle instead chose a slow and expensive $60 billion+, 45 year light-rail plan.

    I could see Amazon moving to Salt Lake City or maybe Denver.

    White people don't ride on busses.
  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    Mosster47 said:

    priapism said:

    Sounds like they don't like paying Seattle wages anymore, but don't want people from their workforce to abandon them just yet from the eventual move.
    If Seattle had built bus-only lanes 15 years ago from Tacoma to Everett for a measely $10-12 billion...the city wouldn't be constipated with high house prices and traffic. Seattle instead chose a slow and expensive $60 billion+, 45 year light-rail plan.

    I could see Amazon moving to Salt Lake City or maybe Denver.

    White people don't ride on busses.
    Exactly.
  • Sledog
    Sledog Member Posts: 37,832 Standard Supporter
    Amazon will need a second with all those copies of "why I suck" from Hillary flying off the shelves!
  • TurdBomber
    TurdBomber Member Posts: 20,041 Standard Supporter
    Mosster47 said:

    priapism said:

    Sounds like they don't like paying Seattle wages anymore, but don't want people from their workforce to abandon them just yet from the eventual move.
    If Seattle had built bus-only lanes 15 years ago from Tacoma to Everett for a measely $10-12 billion...the city wouldn't be constipated with high house prices and traffic. Seattle instead chose a slow and expensive $60 billion+, 45 year light-rail plan.

    I could see Amazon moving to Salt Lake City or maybe Denver.

    White people don't ride on busses.
    Ride on what?
  • MikeDamone
    MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781

    IDGAF where they build next, as long as they take their neck-bearded fatso faggots and their skinny-legged wussy beta male geeks as far away from Seattle as possible. South Africa sounds good to me.

    That's not Amazon, that's 81% of Seattle.

    Bezos is a Libertarian, I'm surprised it took him this long to tell Seattle to fuck of. "Second headquarters" will be the only headquarters over time.
  • oregonblitzkrieg
    oregonblitzkrieg Member Posts: 15,288

    IDGAF where they build next, as long as they take their neck-bearded fatso faggots and their skinny-legged wussy beta male geeks as far away from Seattle as possible. South Africa sounds good to me.

    That's not Amazon, that's and 81% of Seattle.

    Bezos is a Libertarian libtard I'm surprised it took him this long to tell Seattle to fuck of. "Second headquarters" will be the only headquarters over time.