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  • Mad_Son
    Mad_Son Member Posts: 10,194
    Fuck yeah I'll fight you all
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  • UWhuskytskeet
    UWhuskytskeet Member Posts: 7,113
    Mad_Son said:

    Fuck yeah I'll fight you all

    You aren't drunk enough yet to post in a game thread.
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  • ThomasFremont
    ThomasFremont Member Posts: 13,325
    I couldn't sleep last night and now I'm already drunk. Hope I make it to kick off!
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  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,738 Founders Club
    CirrhosisDawg said:

    LebamDawg said:

    I have been trying to pass the time without going nuts - that is why I loved early 12::30 games. I never had time to annoy the hell out of everyone around me and managed to stay somewhat sober before kickoff. God I hate late kickoffs and being too drunk to remember them.

    Oh, the memories of the 12:30 kickoff. First, breakfast beers to clear the cob webs from the night before. Next, got to be at old WA state liquor store on Roosevelt at 9 am. Fake ID ok'd, thank you very much, and everyone has their pint of jack neatly hid in sock under Levi's. Then the walk through the quad/red square for early seating in student section.

    Pint is gone before kickoff so drop it under student section bleachers and then climb scaffolding underneath. Grab unattended booze from the feet of some other unsuspecting student. UW destroys some outclassed opponent.

    Stumble home. Puke. Shower. Then bar hop in pioneer square. Wake up next day with no idea what happened the night before. Wait for husky highlights with Don James and Bruce King to catch up on game I missed. Lather. Rinse. Repeat.
    Sounds pretty much like any Friday night in the trailer park.
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  • whlinder
    whlinder Member Posts: 5,266
    Was just walking around New Brunswick or Piscataway or whatever the fuck this place is called and it was dead so I asked someone what the deal was and someone told me that the game is in Seattle.
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  • CirrhosisDawg
    CirrhosisDawg Member Posts: 6,390
    Yours is a lost generation. UW student during the Ty years. Ts and Ps man.

    I am assuming the dude needing to be kicked out was some comatose degenerate who passed out there. If not, NTTIAWWT.

    Go Dawgs!
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  • ThomasFremont
    ThomasFremont Member Posts: 13,325
    haie said:

    CirrhosisDawg said:

    LebamDawg said:

    I have been trying to pass the time without going nuts - that is why I loved early 12::30 games. I never had time to annoy the hell out of everyone around me and managed to stay somewhat sober before kickoff. God I hate late kickoffs and being too drunk to remember them.

    Oh, the memories of the 12:30 kickoff. First, breakfast beers to clear the cob webs from the night before. Next, got to be at old WA state liquor store on Roosevelt at 9 am. Fake ID ok'd, thank you very much, and everyone has their pint of jack neatly hid in sock under Levi's. Then the walk through the quad/red square for early seating in student section.

    Pint is gone before kickoff so drop it under student section bleachers and then climb scaffolding underneath. Grab unattended booze from the feet of some other unsuspecting student. UW destroys some outclassed opponent.

    Stumble home. Puke. Shower. Then bar hop in pioneer square. Wake up next day with no idea what happened the night before. Wait for husky highlights with Don James and Bruce King to catch up on game I missed. Lather. Rinse. Repeat.
    Wake up. Smoke bowl and and drink breakfast beer to clear the cob webs. Tell dude in your bed to go home. Smoke another bowl. Get in a game of TF2. Stumble down 45th to the apartments by Petco. Smoke more bowls with brohards. Pound a couple of Hales. Decide an hour before game you'd rather stay at apartment and smoke more instead of watching Ty get ass blasted live. Pass out in the 2nd quarter while game is already in hand on TV.
    TF2???

    What is this, 2006?
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  • haie
    haie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 23,659 Founders Club
    ThomasFremont said:

    haie said:

    CirrhosisDawg said:

    LebamDawg said:

    I have been trying to pass the time without going nuts - that is why I loved early 12::30 games. I never had time to annoy the hell out of everyone around me and managed to stay somewhat sober before kickoff. God I hate late kickoffs and being too drunk to remember them.

    Oh, the memories of the 12:30 kickoff. First, breakfast beers to clear the cob webs from the night before. Next, got to be at old WA state liquor store on Roosevelt at 9 am. Fake ID ok'd, thank you very much, and everyone has their pint of jack neatly hid in sock under Levi's. Then the walk through the quad/red square for early seating in student section.

    Pint is gone before kickoff so drop it under student section bleachers and then climb scaffolding underneath. Grab unattended booze from the feet of some other unsuspecting student. UW destroys some outclassed opponent.

    Stumble home. Puke. Shower. Then bar hop in pioneer square. Wake up next day with no idea what happened the night before. Wait for husky highlights with Don James and Bruce King to catch up on game I missed. Lather. Rinse. Repeat.
    Wake up. Smoke bowl and and drink breakfast beer to clear the cob webs. Tell dude in your bed to go home. Smoke another bowl. Get in a game of TF2. Stumble down 45th to the apartments by Petco. Smoke more bowls with brohards. Pound a couple of Hales. Decide an hour before game you'd rather stay at apartment and smoke more instead of watching Ty get ass blasted live. Pass out in the 2nd quarter while game is already in hand on TV.
    TF2???

    What is this, 2006?
    It came out in 2007 I believe. It's all really foggy
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  • haie
    haie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 23,659 Founders Club
    CirrhosisDawg said:

    Yours is a lost generation. UW student during the Ty years. Ts and Ps man.

    I am assuming the dude needing to be kicked out was some comatose degenerate who passed out there. If not, NTTIAWWT.

    Go Dawgs!

    My generation of alums were the hardcore daWgs. Would not pay for tickets to see Ty.
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  • Doogstone
    Doogstone Member Posts: 202
    I love you all. Even you, boobs.
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  • haie
    haie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 23,659 Founders Club
    Doogstone said:

    I love you all. Even you, boobs.

    You need to stop rage posting.
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  • Doogstone
    Doogstone Member Posts: 202
    haie said:

    Doogstone said:

    I love you all. Even you, boobs.

    You need to stop rage posting.
    I CAN'T
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  • DerekJohnson
    DerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 68,209 Founders Club
    haie said:

    Doogstone said:

    I love you all. Even you, boobs.

    You need to stop rage posting.
    THIS WHOLE THING NEEDS TO END
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  • LebamDawg
    LebamDawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 8,782 Swaye's Wigwam
    Just had an epiphany while setting the smoke detectors off while dropping the best dump of the year, We? are going to plunger Rootgers in the same style I just did the toilet.
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  • Dennis_DeYoung
    Dennis_DeYoung Member Posts: 14,754
    I want to die.
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  • section8
    section8 Member Posts: 1,581
    12:30 games were the best, parking lot at 7:00, drunk by 8:00, stumble to the game and try not to drop the fifth of rum going into the stadium. Realizing the team sucked, questioning why You left the tailgate to watch this bullshit, leaving at halftime for more drinks then rolling home sometime close to midnight.
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  • whlinder
    whlinder Member Posts: 5,266
    Looks like an abortion to me
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  • Dennis_DeYoung
    Dennis_DeYoung Member Posts: 14,754
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SC4xMk98Pdc
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  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    ThomasFremont said:

    I couldn't sleep last night and now I'm already drunk. Hope I make it to kick off!

    You still have 20 hours to go
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  • Dennis_DeYoung
    Dennis_DeYoung Member Posts: 14,754
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  • Dennis_DeYoung
    Dennis_DeYoung Member Posts: 14,754
    Whoa, that chick in the hot tub is my type.
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  • Dennis_DeYoung
    Dennis_DeYoung Member Posts: 14,754
    Back off Wannstedt - @CokeGreaterThanPepsi is going to fucking knife you in the yard for talking about #HisRapp.
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  • Mad_Son
    Mad_Son Member Posts: 10,194
    My 5 year anniversary is tomorrow. Thankfully whiskey dick will keep me from jerking off to Gaines' sacks too much.
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  • Dennis_DeYoung
    Dennis_DeYoung Member Posts: 14,754
    Mad_Son said:

    My 5 year anniversary is tomorrow. Thankfully whiskey dick will keep me from jerking off to Gaines' sacks too much.

    TRY ANYWAY YOU PUSSY.
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  • Mad_Son
    Mad_Son Member Posts: 10,194
    Dennis_DeYoung said:

    Mad_Son said:

    My 5 year anniversary is tomorrow. Thankfully whiskey dick will keep me from jerking off to Gaines' sacks too much.

    TRY ANYWAY YOU PUSSY.
    I said whiskey dick will be what stops me - not myself.
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  • UWhuskytskeet
    UWhuskytskeet Member Posts: 7,113
    haie said:

    CirrhosisDawg said:

    LebamDawg said:

    I have been trying to pass the time without going nuts - that is why I loved early 12::30 games. I never had time to annoy the hell out of everyone around me and managed to stay somewhat sober before kickoff. God I hate late kickoffs and being too drunk to remember them.

    Oh, the memories of the 12:30 kickoff. First, breakfast beers to clear the cob webs from the night before. Next, got to be at old WA state liquor store on Roosevelt at 9 am. Fake ID ok'd, thank you very much, and everyone has their pint of jack neatly hid in sock under Levi's. Then the walk through the quad/red square for early seating in student section.

    Pint is gone before kickoff so drop it under student section bleachers and then climb scaffolding underneath. Grab unattended booze from the feet of some other unsuspecting student. UW destroys some outclassed opponent.

    Stumble home. Puke. Shower. Then bar hop in pioneer square. Wake up next day with no idea what happened the night before. Wait for husky highlights with Don James and Bruce King to catch up on game I missed. Lather. Rinse. Repeat.
    Wake up. Smoke bowl and and drink breakfast beer to clear the cob webs. Tell dude in your bed to go home. Smoke another bowl. Get in a game of TF2. Stumble down 45th to the apartments by Petco. Smoke more bowls with brohards. Pound a couple of Hales. Decide an hour before game you'd rather stay at apartment and smoke more instead of watching Ty get ass blasted live. Pass out in the 2nd quarter while game is already in hand on TV.
    '07 here, way too true.
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  • Nurple
    Nurple Member Posts: 686
    6 beers in dooging engaged....thankful for whoever invented the DVR.
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