[Official] Game of Thrones Season 7
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Quad shitpost!
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Waiting for Trump to rebuild that wall and make Mexico pay for it
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welp
swaye should be happy -
Not the caseDerekJohnson said:
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I think the pregnancy is a ploy to trick her bros not to assassinate her. I also love how nuts Cersei is. As if she wasn't insane enough already. She is like, totally completely batshit insane now. Totally snapped. It's beautiful. You thought she had a soul after all for a minute there, lol jk of course.
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Also intermingling the reveal of Jon's name and lineage while he was banging his aunt was the closet the show runners have come to GRRMs voice in storytelling.
So like if the night King flies as fast a Dany, the show has like what 1 episode left? And he flew to Kings Landing melting it with purple fire and began his reign of 1000 years. #teamNK -
Bout time some of this shit happened.
No tits though. Fuck!
Good stuff. Although why are there always people creeping and peeking around the corner? It's gotten comical.
Tyrion this time.
Jaime better have recruited his bro Bronn.
Can't defeat shit without Bronn.
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GRRM is clearly a cuckPitchfork51 said:Bout time some of this shit happened.
No tits though. Fuck!
Good stuff. Although why are there always people creeping and peeking around the corner? It's gotten comical.
Tyrion this time.
Jaime better have recruited his bro Bronn.
Can't defeat shit without Bronn. -
Well that dragon is definitely the most badass
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Way to dragon jump bitchfork.Pitchfork51 said:Well that dragon is definitely the most badass
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i loved this episode
jamie is obviously done w/ cersei i think. next season he meets up with the gang, has a good old time. cersei calls him a traitor and he has a trial by combat cleganebowl
then he kills her or some such cuz everyones pissed now that she's a hypocrite bringing foreign invaders herself and its okay. aegon targeryan and his aunt-wife rule the seven kingdoms etc
i enjoyed the in your face exposition for all the women fans that are too stupid to understand jons parentage. -
That's pretty fucking good broTierbsHsotBoobs said:
Way to dragon jump bitchfork.Pitchfork51 said:Well that dragon is definitely the most badass
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I didn't realize that Sam actually knew it. When he cut her off I assumed he wasn't listening.BaldwinIV said:i loved this episode
jamie is obviously done w/ cersei i think. next season he meets up with the gang, has a good old time. cersei calls him a traitor and he has a trial by combat cleganebowl
then he kills her or some such cuz everyones pissed now that she's a hypocrite bringing foreign invaders herself and its okay. aegon targeryan and his aunt-wife rule the seven kingdoms etc
i enjoyed the in your face exposition for all the women fans that are too stupid to understand jons parentage. -
for real though what was with tyrion's expression there outside the boffing chamber
is he surprised? why would he be surprised?
was he upset? wouldn't make sense since be pretty much brokered that entire arrangement
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I'm happy John successfully pulled off "the implication"
She's out here with a dude she barely know and what does she see? Nothing but open ocean. -
I think everyone is pretty sexually frustrated.Doogstone said:for real though what was with tyrion's expression there outside the boffing chamber
is he surprised? why would he be surprised?
was he upset? wouldn't make sense since be pretty much brokered that entire arrangement
He's just got some material now for the spank bank.
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We don't know what was said after Tyrion said she was pregnant, for all we know he could've bartered a deal with her. Remember right before that he said I loved those children, and he doesn't want to destroy the family, and so on.Doogstone said:for real though what was with tyrion's expression there outside the boffing chamber
is he surprised? why would he be surprised?
was he upset? wouldn't make sense since be pretty much brokered that entire arrangement -
Speed is a bit lacking, but otherwise I'm with team nk -
I'm still thinking about Tyrion listening to the sexy sex. When he met with his sister she said you are close to getting what you want (assuming to rule). I wonder if he is worried about them having a child and his plans to rule are out the door.
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Tormund and Beric are still alive, right? They ran sideways instead of down. Gap in wall, they still be on top watching the dead pass by. They'll make it to Winterfell first in Ep1 of next season before the dead because they'll use fast travel.
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Also, what was up with The Hound's speech to his brother? Obviously he's seen something in the fire about zombie mountain.
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CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:
Also, what was up with The Hound's speech to his brother? Obviously he's seen something in the fire about zombie mountain.
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I guess all the inbreeding keeps appearances similar because Rhaegar looks like a Viserys clone from S1.
Pity seasons are so short now, would have liked to see him in action. Dude was supposedly more likable and charismatic than 99% of the characters in present time. -
Loved this episode. Caught a touch of boobie mid roll. Got to see Zombie Dragon in action. Got to watch Littlefinger die. Seeing him cry on his knees is a fitting end for him. They say your truest self emerges when you are about to die. He cried like a bitch.
Finally the plot device that is Bran has served his purpose. Just die now.
Arya executes shit like a boss. Sansa'a not as weak and stupid as I thought. And I really want to bang her tall ass.
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Overall it was a good episode. Some flaws though. The conversations between Brienne and the Hound, midget and Cersei were pretty lame. Really all this reunion shit is for the noyds: NGAF except NeckBeard just getting off his McMenamins shift and dusting off the books. It's been a long show but some of this shit I'd almost forgotten because I don't give a fuck: a women nearly beats a good knight, whoop dee fucking doo she's a mammoth. If they're going to accelerate the show then get on with it, you're wasting airtime with that garbage.
It's nice to see John get his due from from his enemies and the pussy he's entitled to because he "earned it on the field". He was "not awarded it" just because he's actually a Targairhyeeon.
Speaking of the inbred dragon people, what a ridiculous complain about Rhaegar: "I can't believe they made him look just like his younger brother one of the most disliked characters on the whole show." Jesus, shut the fuck up, they're supposed to all look alike and be different from normal people. You just saw Jon's aunt fall for him almost instantly and spred leg. Their relationship with dragons. It's a fucking fantasy show. Fuck the media as always.
Baelish went out with a whimper. I thought all the subplots and airtime they were giving him in seasons past would lead him to be a bigger part of the overall story. Whatever -
Jaimie is going to nail Sansa. Book it.Swaye said:Loved this episode. Caught a touch of boobie mid roll. Got to see Zombie Dragon in action. Got to watch Littlefinger die. Seeing him cry on his knees is a fitting end for him. They say your truest self emerges when you are about to die. He cried like a bitch.
Finally the plot device that is Bran has served his purpose. Just die now.
Arya executes shit like a boss. Sansa'a not as weak and stupid as I thought. And I really want to bang her tall ass.
NK is about to seriously fuck some shit up.
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This is the happy ending scenario I am afraid of. Dany and Aegon have a weird incest marriage and rule the Kingdoms, while Sansa is perma Lady in the North with Jamie. Tyrion gets Casterly Rock and some whore. Bronn switches sides, kills Cersei, and gets Highgarden, and some whore. Meanwhile, Tormund and Briane make giant babies in the Vale or some shit.PurpleThrobber said:
Jaimie is going to nail Sansa. Book it.Swaye said:Loved this episode. Caught a touch of boobie mid roll. Got to see Zombie Dragon in action. Got to watch Littlefinger die. Seeing him cry on his knees is a fitting end for him. They say your truest self emerges when you are about to die. He cried like a bitch.
Finally the plot device that is Bran has served his purpose. Just die now.
Arya executes shit like a boss. Sansa'a not as weak and stupid as I thought. And I really want to bang her tall ass.
NK is about to seriously fuck some shit up.
Better ending - all those people fuck with full frontal, then the Night King kills them all. -
edit: Bronn can live. And maybe he can marry Melissandre and her awesome tits. They can rule Dorne where it's too hot for the Night King to go. Everyone else dies.
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You should run the showSwaye said:
This is the happy ending scenario I am afraid of. Dany and Aegon have a weird incest marriage and rule the Kingdoms, while Sansa is perma Lady in the North with Jamie. Tyrion gets Casterly Rock and some whore. Bronn switches sides, kills Cersei, and gets Highgarden, and some whore. Meanwhile, Tormund and Briane make giant babies in the Vale or some shit.PurpleThrobber said:
Jaimie is going to nail Sansa. Book it.Swaye said:Loved this episode. Caught a touch of boobie mid roll. Got to see Zombie Dragon in action. Got to watch Littlefinger die. Seeing him cry on his knees is a fitting end for him. They say your truest self emerges when you are about to die. He cried like a bitch.
Finally the plot device that is Bran has served his purpose. Just die now.
Arya executes shit like a boss. Sansa'a not as weak and stupid as I thought. And I really want to bang her tall ass.
NK is about to seriously fuck some shit up.
Better ending - all those people fuck with full frontal, then the Night King kills them all. -
Is there a more useless battle than Theon vs Euron? Who gives a fuck it is so pathetic in the grand scheme of things.
Yea we get it Theon is a fucking loser and you want to develop his character by having him die to save his sister making him seem like he isn't a coward anymore.
I wouldn't be surprised if Theon ends up on the throne after the white walkers kill everything but him and let's say 4 women. Who he would have to reproduce with and since he can't the human race is fucked.
The end.
