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  • Rapeculturedawg
    Rapeculturedawg Member Posts: 899
    Great QB, shitty receiver.
  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839

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    Also, deserves mention here.

    WHAT DOES THAT ASSHOLE GREG QUINTERO HAVE TO SAY NOW????

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  • Tripper_Johnson
    Tripper_Johnson Member Posts: 200
    Was going to say Ryan Fleming, but then I googled his name and discovered his secretary.

    ryanfleming.com/.9.htm
  • PurpleBaze
    PurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,319 Founders Club
    dnc said:

    Was going to say Ryan Fleming, but then I googled his name and discovered his secretary.

    ryanfleming.com/.9.htm

    Wood

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    Your a better stocker than that





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    Didn't want to see a picture of her cuck.
  • Dennis_DeYoung
    Dennis_DeYoung Member Posts: 14,754
    You know what? Fuck you.

    Marvin literally had the worst play at WR I've ever seen during the Corndog Bowl, though. So whatever.

    But still... as a QB? Money.
  • AIRWOLF
    AIRWOLF Member Posts: 1,840

    Marvin literally had the worst play at WR I've ever seen during the Corndog Bowl, though. So whatever.

    I don't know how many snaps he played in his four years here, but he has to have by far the lowest positive contributions/snaps ratio of any receiver in UW history.
  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839
  • Dennis_DeYoung
    Dennis_DeYoung Member Posts: 14,754

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    This is probably the only year in my lifetime that the Heisman was awarded to the right person.
  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839

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    This is probably the only year in my lifetime that the Heisman was awarded to the right person.
    You're not yung enough for that to be true.


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  • Dennis_DeYoung
    Dennis_DeYoung Member Posts: 14,754
    edited August 2017
    dnc said:

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    This is probably the only year in my lifetime that the Heisman was awarded to the right person.
    You're not yung enough for that to be true.


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    Fair. And Reggie Bush. But still.
  • MrsPetersen
    MrsPetersen Member Posts: 724

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    Is this bored called HardcoreCoogar.com? No?

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  • AIRWOLF
    AIRWOLF Member Posts: 1,840

    dnc said:

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    This is probably the only year in my lifetime that the Heisman was awarded to the right person.
    You're not yung enough for that to be true.


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    Fair. And Reggie Bush. But still.
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  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    dnc said:

    Looking back at my time, there have been a couple rights and a lot of wrongs:

    1974: Archie Griffin - CORRECT
    1975: Archie Griffin - KIND OF CORRECT (Muncie and Dorsett were both good)
    1976: Tony Dorsett - CORRECT
    1977: Earl Campbell - CORRECT
    1978: Billy Sims - CORRECT
    1979: Charles White - COMPLETE BULLSHIT (Should've been Sims again)
    1980: George Rogers - BULLSHIT (Hugh Green was fucking robbed)
    1981: Marcus Allen - FINE
    1982: Herschel Walker - FUCKED (Should've been Eric Dickerson or Anthony Carter)
    1983: Mike Rozier - FUCKED (Steve Young or Bill Fralic)
    1984: Doug Flutie - BULLSHIT (Bill Fralic for sure. Flutie was a fag)
    1985: Bo Jackson - CORRECT
    1986: Vinny Testaverde - BULLSHIT (Cornelius Bennett was easily better)
    1987: Tim Brown - BULLSHIT (Chris Spielman should've won it)
    1988: Barry Sanders - NO FUCKING CONTEST (2628 yards, 7.6 ypc, 37 TDs: CHRIST)
    1989: Andre Ware - FUCK NO (Darian Hagan as a Soph or Percy Snow from Mich St)
    1990: Ty Detmer - COMPLETE ABORTION (Raghib Ismail)
    1991: Desmond Howard - DECENT CHOICE, BUT!!! (Stan Empertmann was da GOAT)
    1992: Gino Toretta - THIS IS WHEN SHIT STARTED TO GET CLEARLY RIGGED (Marshall Faulk or Marvin Jones or DIE)
    1993: Charlie Ward - FUCK NO (Marshall Faulk or J.J. Stokes)
    1994: Rashaan Salaam - DIAFF (Steve McNair or Warren Sapp)
    1995: Eddie George - OK (Tommie Frazier would've won if he were white)
    1996: Danny Wuerffel - FUCK TO THE HELL FUCK NO (Orlando Pace, easily)
    1997: CHARLES WOODSON FUCK OFF
    1998: Ricky Williams - BULLSHIT (Champ Bailey)
    1999: Ron Dayne - FINE (Peter Warrick and Lavar Arrington also would've been good)
    2000: Chris Weinke - FUCK NO (LDT, Marques or Mike Vick as a Soph)
    2001: Eric Crouch - WONDER WHY HE GOT IT AND NOT TOMMIE FRAZIER: WRONG (Roy Williams from OK, Dwight Freeney or Julius Peppers)
    2002: Carson Palmer - WHATEVER
    2003: Jason White - EMBARRASSING (Larry Fitzgerald obvs)
    2004: Matt Leinert - NOAP (Should've been AD or Reggie Bush)
    2005: Reggie Bush - Fine, but should've been Reggie in '04 then VY in '05
    2006: Troy Smith - FUCK NO (Calvin Johnson was the best player in CFB)
    2007: Tim Tebow - CHRIST NO (Glenn Dorsey at LSU was the best player; McFadden is ok)
    2008: Sam Bradford - NO. SOME OF THE YARDS WERE VS. US. NFW (RONNIE FOUCH DUH)
    2009: Mark Ingram - HOW THE FUCK? (Suh was easily the best player)
    2010: Cam Newton - I GUESS (Fucking Owen Marecic got votes. What does that tell you?)
    2011: RGIII - NO (Honey Badger was the best player that year)
    2012: Johnny Football - FUCKING NO (Te'o and Jadeveon Clowney both better)
    2013: Jameis Winston - WHATEVER (there were no good players in '13)
    2014: Marcus Mariota - FUCK NO (Melvin Gordon was robbed!)
    2015: Derrick Henry - WRONG (Deshaun or Chris McCaffrey)
    2016: Lamar Jackson - WHATEVER (Deshaun or Jonathan Allen)

    SO THERE.

    Hard to argue with much of this. Nobody from Alcorn State should ever win the Heisman I don't care how good they are. And Tebow was the best choice. Otherwise, pretty much on bored. The Larry Fitz year was the most mad I ever was. Fuck Jason White. And lol at the Tommy Frazier/Eric Crouch comp. YR, YK.
    Tebow won it a year early and Woodson totally deserved his.

    Agree and citrus with you two on the rest.
  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839

    dnc said:

    Looking back at my time, there have been a couple rights and a lot of wrongs:

    1974: Archie Griffin - CORRECT
    1975: Archie Griffin - KIND OF CORRECT (Muncie and Dorsett were both good)
    1976: Tony Dorsett - CORRECT
    1977: Earl Campbell - CORRECT
    1978: Billy Sims - CORRECT
    1979: Charles White - COMPLETE BULLSHIT (Should've been Sims again)
    1980: George Rogers - BULLSHIT (Hugh Green was fucking robbed)
    1981: Marcus Allen - FINE
    1982: Herschel Walker - FUCKED (Should've been Eric Dickerson or Anthony Carter)
    1983: Mike Rozier - FUCKED (Steve Young or Bill Fralic)
    1984: Doug Flutie - BULLSHIT (Bill Fralic for sure. Flutie was a fag)
    1985: Bo Jackson - CORRECT
    1986: Vinny Testaverde - BULLSHIT (Cornelius Bennett was easily better)
    1987: Tim Brown - BULLSHIT (Chris Spielman should've won it)
    1988: Barry Sanders - NO FUCKING CONTEST (2628 yards, 7.6 ypc, 37 TDs: CHRIST)
    1989: Andre Ware - FUCK NO (Darian Hagan as a Soph or Percy Snow from Mich St)
    1990: Ty Detmer - COMPLETE ABORTION (Raghib Ismail)
    1991: Desmond Howard - DECENT CHOICE, BUT!!! (Stan Empertmann was da GOAT)
    1992: Gino Toretta - THIS IS WHEN SHIT STARTED TO GET CLEARLY RIGGED (Marshall Faulk or Marvin Jones or DIE)
    1993: Charlie Ward - FUCK NO (Marshall Faulk or J.J. Stokes)
    1994: Rashaan Salaam - DIAFF (Steve McNair or Warren Sapp)
    1995: Eddie George - OK (Tommie Frazier would've won if he were white)
    1996: Danny Wuerffel - FUCK TO THE HELL FUCK NO (Orlando Pace, easily)
    1997: CHARLES WOODSON FUCK OFF
    1998: Ricky Williams - BULLSHIT (Champ Bailey)
    1999: Ron Dayne - FINE (Peter Warrick and Lavar Arrington also would've been good)
    2000: Chris Weinke - FUCK NO (LDT, Marques or Mike Vick as a Soph)
    2001: Eric Crouch - WONDER WHY HE GOT IT AND NOT TOMMIE FRAZIER: WRONG (Roy Williams from OK, Dwight Freeney or Julius Peppers)
    2002: Carson Palmer - WHATEVER
    2003: Jason White - EMBARRASSING (Larry Fitzgerald obvs)
    2004: Matt Leinert - NOAP (Should've been AD or Reggie Bush)
    2005: Reggie Bush - Fine, but should've been Reggie in '04 then VY in '05
    2006: Troy Smith - FUCK NO (Calvin Johnson was the best player in CFB)
    2007: Tim Tebow - CHRIST NO (Glenn Dorsey at LSU was the best player; McFadden is ok)
    2008: Sam Bradford - NO. SOME OF THE YARDS WERE VS. US. NFW (RONNIE FOUCH DUH)
    2009: Mark Ingram - HOW THE FUCK? (Suh was easily the best player)
    2010: Cam Newton - I GUESS (Fucking Owen Marecic got votes. What does that tell you?)
    2011: RGIII - NO (Honey Badger was the best player that year)
    2012: Johnny Football - FUCKING NO (Te'o and Jadeveon Clowney both better)
    2013: Jameis Winston - WHATEVER (there were no good players in '13)
    2014: Marcus Mariota - FUCK NO (Melvin Gordon was robbed!)
    2015: Derrick Henry - WRONG (Deshaun or Chris McCaffrey)
    2016: Lamar Jackson - WHATEVER (Deshaun or Jonathan Allen)

    SO THERE.

    Hard to argue with much of this. Nobody from Alcorn State should ever win the Heisman I don't care how good they are. And Tebow was the best choice. Otherwise, pretty much on bored. The Larry Fitz year was the most mad I ever was. Fuck Jason White. And lol at the Tommy Frazier/Eric Crouch comp. YR, YK.
    Tebow won it a year early and Woodson totally deserved his.

    Agree and citrus with you two on the rest.
    We all agree on Woodson
  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 113,887 Founders Club
    Peyton Manning has made our lists at two different numbers which is cool


    The all time Heisman fuck up was Paul Horning over Jim F Brown. Notre Dame was 3-7
  • Mad_Son
    Mad_Son Member Posts: 10,194

    Looking back at my time, there have been a couple rights and a lot of wrongs:

    1974: Archie Griffin - CORRECT
    1975: Archie Griffin - KIND OF CORRECT (Muncie and Dorsett were both good)
    1976: Tony Dorsett - CORRECT
    1977: Earl Campbell - CORRECT
    1978: Billy Sims - CORRECT
    1979: Charles White - COMPLETE BULLSHIT (Should've been Sims again)
    1980: George Rogers - BULLSHIT (Hugh Green was fucking robbed)
    1981: Marcus Allen - FINE
    1982: Herschel Walker - FUCKED (Should've been Eric Dickerson or Anthony Carter)
    1983: Mike Rozier - FUCKED (Steve Young or Bill Fralic)
    1984: Doug Flutie - BULLSHIT (Bill Fralic for sure. Flutie was a fag)
    1985: Bo Jackson - CORRECT
    1986: Vinny Testaverde - BULLSHIT (Cornelius Bennett was easily better)
    1987: Tim Brown - BULLSHIT (Chris Spielman should've won it)
    1988: Barry Sanders - NO FUCKING CONTEST (2628 yards, 7.6 ypc, 37 TDs: CHRIST)
    1989: Andre Ware - FUCK NO (Darian Hagan as a Soph or Percy Snow from Mich St)
    1990: Ty Detmer - COMPLETE ABORTION (Raghib Ismail)
    1991: Desmond Howard - DECENT CHOICE, BUT!!! (Stan Empertmann was da GOAT)
    1992: Gino Toretta - THIS IS WHEN SHIT STARTED TO GET CLEARLY RIGGED (Marshall Faulk or Marvin Jones or DIE)
    1993: Charlie Ward - FUCK NO (Marshall Faulk or J.J. Stokes)
    1994: Rashaan Salaam - DIAFF (Steve McNair or Warren Sapp)
    1995: Eddie George - OK (Tommie Frazier would've won if he were white)
    1996: Danny Wuerffel - FUCK TO THE HELL FUCK NO (Orlando Pace, easily)
    1997: CHARLES WOODSON FUCK OFF
    1998: Ricky Williams - BULLSHIT (Champ Bailey)
    1999: Ron Dayne - FINE (Peter Warrick and Lavar Arrington also would've been good)
    2000: Chris Weinke - FUCK NO (LDT, Marques or Mike Vick as a Soph)
    2001: Eric Crouch - WONDER WHY HE GOT IT AND NOT TOMMIE FRAZIER: WRONG (Roy Williams from OK, Dwight Freeney or Julius Peppers)
    2002: Carson Palmer - WHATEVER
    2003: Jason White - EMBARRASSING (Larry Fitzgerald obvs)
    2004: Matt Leinert - NOAP (Should've been AD or Reggie Bush)
    2005: Reggie Bush - Fine, but should've been Reggie in '04 then VY in '05
    2006: Troy Smith - FUCK NO (Calvin Johnson was the best player in CFB)
    2007: Tim Tebow - CHRIST NO (Glenn Dorsey at LSU was the best player; McFadden is ok)
    2008: Sam Bradford - NO. SOME OF THE YARDS WERE VS. US. NFW (RONNIE FOUCH DUH)
    2009: Mark Ingram - HOW THE FUCK? (Suh was easily the best player)
    2010: Cam Newton - I GUESS (Fucking Owen Marecic got votes. What does that tell you?)
    2011: RGIII - NO (Honey Badger was the best player that year)
    2012: Johnny Football - FUCKING NO (Te'o and Jadeveon Clowney both better)
    2013: Jameis Winston - WHATEVER (there were no good players in '13)
    2014: Marcus Mariota - FUCK NO (Melvin Gordon was robbed!)
    2015: Derrick Henry - WRONG (Deshaun or Chris McCaffrey)
    2016: Lamar Jackson - WHATEVER (Deshaun or Jonathan Allen)

    SO THERE.

    BTPOTD
  • FremontTroll
    FremontTroll Member Posts: 4,744

    Looking back at my time, there have been a couple rights and a lot of wrongs:

    1974: Archie Griffin - CORRECT
    1975: Archie Griffin - KIND OF CORRECT (Muncie and Dorsett were both good)
    1976: Tony Dorsett - CORRECT
    1977: Earl Campbell - CORRECT
    1978: Billy Sims - CORRECT
    1979: Charles White - COMPLETE BULLSHIT (Should've been Sims again)
    1980: George Rogers - BULLSHIT (Hugh Green was fucking robbed)
    1981: Marcus Allen - FINE
    1982: Herschel Walker - FUCKED (Should've been Eric Dickerson or Anthony Carter)
    1983: Mike Rozier - FUCKED (Steve Young or Bill Fralic)
    1984: Doug Flutie - BULLSHIT (Bill Fralic for sure. Flutie was a fag)
    1985: Bo Jackson - CORRECT
    1986: Vinny Testaverde - BULLSHIT (Cornelius Bennett was easily better)
    1987: Tim Brown - BULLSHIT (Chris Spielman should've won it)
    1988: Barry Sanders - NO FUCKING CONTEST (2628 yards, 7.6 ypc, 37 TDs: CHRIST)
    1989: Andre Ware - FUCK NO (Darian Hagan as a Soph or Percy Snow from Mich St)
    1990: Ty Detmer - COMPLETE ABORTION (Raghib Ismail)
    1991: Desmond Howard - DECENT CHOICE, BUT!!! (Stan Empertmann was da GOAT)
    1992: Gino Toretta - THIS IS WHEN SHIT STARTED TO GET CLEARLY RIGGED (Marshall Faulk or Marvin Jones or DIE)
    1993: Charlie Ward - FUCK NO (Marshall Faulk or J.J. Stokes)
    1994: Rashaan Salaam - DIAFF (Steve McNair or Warren Sapp)
    1995: Eddie George - OK (Tommie Frazier would've won if he were white)
    1996: Danny Wuerffel - FUCK TO THE HELL FUCK NO (Orlando Pace, easily)
    1997: CHARLES WOODSON FUCK OFF
    1998: Ricky Williams - BULLSHIT (Champ Bailey)
    1999: Ron Dayne - FINE (Peter Warrick and Lavar Arrington also would've been good)
    2000: Chris Weinke - FUCK NO (LDT, Marques or Mike Vick as a Soph)
    2001: Eric Crouch - WONDER WHY HE GOT IT AND NOT TOMMIE FRAZIER: WRONG (Roy Williams from OK, Dwight Freeney or Julius Peppers)
    2002: Carson Palmer - WHATEVER
    2003: Jason White - EMBARRASSING (Larry Fitzgerald obvs)
    2004: Matt Leinert - NOAP (Should've been AD or Reggie Bush)
    2005: Reggie Bush - Fine, but should've been Reggie in '04 then VY in '05
    2006: Troy Smith - FUCK NO (Calvin Johnson was the best player in CFB)
    2007: Tim Tebow - CHRIST NO (Glenn Dorsey at LSU was the best player; McFadden is ok)
    2008: Sam Bradford - NO. SOME OF THE YARDS WERE VS. US. NFW (RONNIE FOUCH DUH)
    2009: Mark Ingram - HOW THE FUCK? (Suh was easily the best player)
    2010: Cam Newton - I GUESS (Fucking Owen Marecic got votes. What does that tell you?)
    2011: RGIII - NO (Honey Badger was the best player that year)
    2012: Johnny Football - FUCKING NO (Te'o and Jadeveon Clowney both better)
    2013: Jameis Winston - WHATEVER (there were no good players in '13)
    2014: Marcus Mariota - FUCK NO (Melvin Gordon was robbed!)
    2015: Derrick Henry - WRONG (Deshaun or Chris McCaffrey)
    2016: Lamar Jackson - WHATEVER (Deshaun or Jonathan Allen)

    SO THERE.

    Really thought this list would start at Gary Beban over the Juice.
  • PostGameOrangeSlices
    PostGameOrangeSlices Member Posts: 27,209
    Shitty enough to still be playing in the NFL
  • dflea
    dflea Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 7,287 Swaye's Wigwam
    The FUCK TO THE HELL FUCK NO thing shows me Dennis is a technically gifted writer.

    I'm anxious to plagiarism that shit and use it myself.
  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    When it comes to husky football dialed in-ness I honestly look to mad_son


    Specially during gamedays.
  • CFetters_Nacho_Lover
    CFetters_Nacho_Lover Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 32,289 Founders Club
    I met Billy Sims back in 99 driving through Dallas. He had run out of gas along I-35 and axed me for a ride.

    Got a picture with him and he let me hold the Heisman.

    Cool story bro.