Looking back at my time, there have been a couple rights and a lot of wrongs:
1974: Archie Griffin - CORRECT 1975: Archie Griffin - KIND OF CORRECT (Muncie and Dorsett were both good) 1976: Tony Dorsett - CORRECT 1977: Earl Campbell - CORRECT 1978: Billy Sims - CORRECT 1979: Charles White - COMPLETE BULLSHIT (Should've been Sims again) 1980: George Rogers - BULLSHIT (Hugh Green was fucking robbed) 1981: Marcus Allen - FINE 1982: Herschel Walker - FUCKED (Should've been Eric Dickerson or Anthony Carter) 1983: Mike Rozier - FUCKED (Steve Young or Bill Fralic) 1984: Doug Flutie - BULLSHIT (Bill Fralic for sure. Flutie was a fag) 1985: Bo Jackson - CORRECT 1986: Vinny Testaverde - BULLSHIT (Cornelius Bennett was easily better) 1987: Tim Brown - BULLSHIT (Chris Spielman should've won it) 1988: Barry Sanders - NO FUCKING CONTEST (2628 yards, 7.6 ypc, 37 TDs: CHRIST) 1989: Andre Ware - FUCK NO (Darian Hagan as a Soph or Percy Snow from Mich St) 1990: Ty Detmer - COMPLETE ABORTION (Raghib Ismail) 1991: Desmond Howard - DECENT CHOICE, BUT!!! (Stan Empertmann was da GOAT) 1992: Gino Toretta - THIS IS WHEN SHIT STARTED TO GET CLEARLY RIGGED (Marshall Faulk or Marvin Jones or DIE) 1993: Charlie Ward - FUCK NO (Marshall Faulk or J.J. Stokes) 1994: Rashaan Salaam - DIAFF (Steve McNair or Warren Sapp) 1995: Eddie George - OK (Tommie Frazier would've won if he were white) 1996: Danny Wuerffel - FUCK TO THE HELL FUCK NO (Orlando Pace, easily) 1997: CHARLES WOODSON FUCK OFF 1998: Ricky Williams - BULLSHIT (Champ Bailey) 1999: Ron Dayne - FINE (Peter Warrick and Lavar Arrington also would've been good) 2000: Chris Weinke - FUCK NO (LDT, Marques or Mike Vick as a Soph) 2001: Eric Crouch - WONDER WHY HE GOT IT AND NOT TOMMIE FRAZIER: WRONG (Roy Williams from OK, Dwight Freeney or Julius Peppers) 2002: Carson Palmer - WHATEVER 2003: Jason White - EMBARRASSING (Larry Fitzgerald obvs) 2004: Matt Leinert - NOAP (Should've been AD or Reggie Bush) 2005: Reggie Bush - Fine, but should've been Reggie in '04 then VY in '05 2006: Troy Smith - FUCK NO (Calvin Johnson was the best player in CFB) 2007: Tim Tebow - CHRIST NO (Glenn Dorsey at LSU was the best player; McFadden is ok) 2008: Sam Bradford - NO. SOME OF THE YARDS WERE VS. US. NFW (RONNIE FOUCH DUH) 2009: Mark Ingram - HOW THE FUCK? (Suh was easily the best player) 2010: Cam Newton - I GUESS (Fucking Owen Marecic got votes. What does that tell you?) 2011: RGIII - NO (Honey Badger was the best player that year) 2012: Johnny Football - FUCKING NO (Te'o and Jadeveon Clowney both better) 2013: Jameis Winston - WHATEVER (there were no good players in '13) 2014: Marcus Mariota - FUCK NO (Melvin Gordon was robbed!) 2015: Derrick Henry - WRONG (Deshaun or Chris McCaffrey) 2016: Lamar Jackson - WHATEVER (Deshaun or Jonathan Allen)
SO THERE.
Hard to argue with much of this. Nobody from Alcorn State should ever win the Heisman I don't care how good they are. And Tebow was the best choice. Otherwise, pretty much on bored. The Larry Fitz year was the most mad I ever was. Fuck Jason White. And lol at the Tommy Frazier/Eric Crouch comp. YR, YK.
Tebow won it a year early and Woodson totally deserved his.
Looking back at my time, there have been a couple rights and a lot of wrongs:
1974: Archie Griffin - CORRECT 1975: Archie Griffin - KIND OF CORRECT (Muncie and Dorsett were both good) 1976: Tony Dorsett - CORRECT 1977: Earl Campbell - CORRECT 1978: Billy Sims - CORRECT 1979: Charles White - COMPLETE BULLSHIT (Should've been Sims again) 1980: George Rogers - BULLSHIT (Hugh Green was fucking robbed) 1981: Marcus Allen - FINE 1982: Herschel Walker - FUCKED (Should've been Eric Dickerson or Anthony Carter) 1983: Mike Rozier - FUCKED (Steve Young or Bill Fralic) 1984: Doug Flutie - BULLSHIT (Bill Fralic for sure. Flutie was a fag) 1985: Bo Jackson - CORRECT 1986: Vinny Testaverde - BULLSHIT (Cornelius Bennett was easily better) 1987: Tim Brown - BULLSHIT (Chris Spielman should've won it) 1988: Barry Sanders - NO FUCKING CONTEST (2628 yards, 7.6 ypc, 37 TDs: CHRIST) 1989: Andre Ware - FUCK NO (Darian Hagan as a Soph or Percy Snow from Mich St) 1990: Ty Detmer - COMPLETE ABORTION (Raghib Ismail) 1991: Desmond Howard - DECENT CHOICE, BUT!!! (Stan Empertmann was da GOAT) 1992: Gino Toretta - THIS IS WHEN SHIT STARTED TO GET CLEARLY RIGGED (Marshall Faulk or Marvin Jones or DIE) 1993: Charlie Ward - FUCK NO (Marshall Faulk or J.J. Stokes) 1994: Rashaan Salaam - DIAFF (Steve McNair or Warren Sapp) 1995: Eddie George - OK (Tommie Frazier would've won if he were white) 1996: Danny Wuerffel - FUCK TO THE HELL FUCK NO (Orlando Pace, easily) 1997: CHARLES WOODSON FUCK OFF 1998: Ricky Williams - BULLSHIT (Champ Bailey) 1999: Ron Dayne - FINE (Peter Warrick and Lavar Arrington also would've been good) 2000: Chris Weinke - FUCK NO (LDT, Marques or Mike Vick as a Soph) 2001: Eric Crouch - WONDER WHY HE GOT IT AND NOT TOMMIE FRAZIER: WRONG (Roy Williams from OK, Dwight Freeney or Julius Peppers) 2002: Carson Palmer - WHATEVER 2003: Jason White - EMBARRASSING (Larry Fitzgerald obvs) 2004: Matt Leinert - NOAP (Should've been AD or Reggie Bush) 2005: Reggie Bush - Fine, but should've been Reggie in '04 then VY in '05 2006: Troy Smith - FUCK NO (Calvin Johnson was the best player in CFB) 2007: Tim Tebow - CHRIST NO (Glenn Dorsey at LSU was the best player; McFadden is ok) 2008: Sam Bradford - NO. SOME OF THE YARDS WERE VS. US. NFW (RONNIE FOUCH DUH) 2009: Mark Ingram - HOW THE FUCK? (Suh was easily the best player) 2010: Cam Newton - I GUESS (Fucking Owen Marecic got votes. What does that tell you?) 2011: RGIII - NO (Honey Badger was the best player that year) 2012: Johnny Football - FUCKING NO (Te'o and Jadeveon Clowney both better) 2013: Jameis Winston - WHATEVER (there were no good players in '13) 2014: Marcus Mariota - FUCK NO (Melvin Gordon was robbed!) 2015: Derrick Henry - WRONG (Deshaun or Chris McCaffrey) 2016: Lamar Jackson - WHATEVER (Deshaun or Jonathan Allen)
SO THERE.
Hard to argue with much of this. Nobody from Alcorn State should ever win the Heisman I don't care how good they are. And Tebow was the best choice. Otherwise, pretty much on bored. The Larry Fitz year was the most mad I ever was. Fuck Jason White. And lol at the Tommy Frazier/Eric Crouch comp. YR, YK.
Tebow won it a year early and Woodson totally deserved his.
Looking back at my time, there have been a couple rights and a lot of wrongs:
1974: Archie Griffin - CORRECT 1975: Archie Griffin - KIND OF CORRECT (Muncie and Dorsett were both good) 1976: Tony Dorsett - CORRECT 1977: Earl Campbell - CORRECT 1978: Billy Sims - CORRECT 1979: Charles White - COMPLETE BULLSHIT (Should've been Sims again) 1980: George Rogers - BULLSHIT (Hugh Green was fucking robbed) 1981: Marcus Allen - FINE 1982: Herschel Walker - FUCKED (Should've been Eric Dickerson or Anthony Carter) 1983: Mike Rozier - FUCKED (Steve Young or Bill Fralic) 1984: Doug Flutie - BULLSHIT (Bill Fralic for sure. Flutie was a fag) 1985: Bo Jackson - CORRECT 1986: Vinny Testaverde - BULLSHIT (Cornelius Bennett was easily better) 1987: Tim Brown - BULLSHIT (Chris Spielman should've won it) 1988: Barry Sanders - NO FUCKING CONTEST (2628 yards, 7.6 ypc, 37 TDs: CHRIST) 1989: Andre Ware - FUCK NO (Darian Hagan as a Soph or Percy Snow from Mich St) 1990: Ty Detmer - COMPLETE ABORTION (Raghib Ismail) 1991: Desmond Howard - DECENT CHOICE, BUT!!! (Stan Empertmann was da GOAT) 1992: Gino Toretta - THIS IS WHEN SHIT STARTED TO GET CLEARLY RIGGED (Marshall Faulk or Marvin Jones or DIE) 1993: Charlie Ward - FUCK NO (Marshall Faulk or J.J. Stokes) 1994: Rashaan Salaam - DIAFF (Steve McNair or Warren Sapp) 1995: Eddie George - OK (Tommie Frazier would've won if he were white) 1996: Danny Wuerffel - FUCK TO THE HELL FUCK NO (Orlando Pace, easily) 1997: CHARLES WOODSON FUCK OFF 1998: Ricky Williams - BULLSHIT (Champ Bailey) 1999: Ron Dayne - FINE (Peter Warrick and Lavar Arrington also would've been good) 2000: Chris Weinke - FUCK NO (LDT, Marques or Mike Vick as a Soph) 2001: Eric Crouch - WONDER WHY HE GOT IT AND NOT TOMMIE FRAZIER: WRONG (Roy Williams from OK, Dwight Freeney or Julius Peppers) 2002: Carson Palmer - WHATEVER 2003: Jason White - EMBARRASSING (Larry Fitzgerald obvs) 2004: Matt Leinert - NOAP (Should've been AD or Reggie Bush) 2005: Reggie Bush - Fine, but should've been Reggie in '04 then VY in '05 2006: Troy Smith - FUCK NO (Calvin Johnson was the best player in CFB) 2007: Tim Tebow - CHRIST NO (Glenn Dorsey at LSU was the best player; McFadden is ok) 2008: Sam Bradford - NO. SOME OF THE YARDS WERE VS. US. NFW (RONNIE FOUCH DUH) 2009: Mark Ingram - HOW THE FUCK? (Suh was easily the best player) 2010: Cam Newton - I GUESS (Fucking Owen Marecic got votes. What does that tell you?) 2011: RGIII - NO (Honey Badger was the best player that year) 2012: Johnny Football - FUCKING NO (Te'o and Jadeveon Clowney both better) 2013: Jameis Winston - WHATEVER (there were no good players in '13) 2014: Marcus Mariota - FUCK NO (Melvin Gordon was robbed!) 2015: Derrick Henry - WRONG (Deshaun or Chris McCaffrey) 2016: Lamar Jackson - WHATEVER (Deshaun or Jonathan Allen)
Looking back at my time, there have been a couple rights and a lot of wrongs:
1974: Archie Griffin - CORRECT 1975: Archie Griffin - KIND OF CORRECT (Muncie and Dorsett were both good) 1976: Tony Dorsett - CORRECT 1977: Earl Campbell - CORRECT 1978: Billy Sims - CORRECT 1979: Charles White - COMPLETE BULLSHIT (Should've been Sims again) 1980: George Rogers - BULLSHIT (Hugh Green was fucking robbed) 1981: Marcus Allen - FINE 1982: Herschel Walker - FUCKED (Should've been Eric Dickerson or Anthony Carter) 1983: Mike Rozier - FUCKED (Steve Young or Bill Fralic) 1984: Doug Flutie - BULLSHIT (Bill Fralic for sure. Flutie was a fag) 1985: Bo Jackson - CORRECT 1986: Vinny Testaverde - BULLSHIT (Cornelius Bennett was easily better) 1987: Tim Brown - BULLSHIT (Chris Spielman should've won it) 1988: Barry Sanders - NO FUCKING CONTEST (2628 yards, 7.6 ypc, 37 TDs: CHRIST) 1989: Andre Ware - FUCK NO (Darian Hagan as a Soph or Percy Snow from Mich St) 1990: Ty Detmer - COMPLETE ABORTION (Raghib Ismail) 1991: Desmond Howard - DECENT CHOICE, BUT!!! (Stan Empertmann was da GOAT) 1992: Gino Toretta - THIS IS WHEN SHIT STARTED TO GET CLEARLY RIGGED (Marshall Faulk or Marvin Jones or DIE) 1993: Charlie Ward - FUCK NO (Marshall Faulk or J.J. Stokes) 1994: Rashaan Salaam - DIAFF (Steve McNair or Warren Sapp) 1995: Eddie George - OK (Tommie Frazier would've won if he were white) 1996: Danny Wuerffel - FUCK TO THE HELL FUCK NO (Orlando Pace, easily) 1997: CHARLES WOODSON FUCK OFF 1998: Ricky Williams - BULLSHIT (Champ Bailey) 1999: Ron Dayne - FINE (Peter Warrick and Lavar Arrington also would've been good) 2000: Chris Weinke - FUCK NO (LDT, Marques or Mike Vick as a Soph) 2001: Eric Crouch - WONDER WHY HE GOT IT AND NOT TOMMIE FRAZIER: WRONG (Roy Williams from OK, Dwight Freeney or Julius Peppers) 2002: Carson Palmer - WHATEVER 2003: Jason White - EMBARRASSING (Larry Fitzgerald obvs) 2004: Matt Leinert - NOAP (Should've been AD or Reggie Bush) 2005: Reggie Bush - Fine, but should've been Reggie in '04 then VY in '05 2006: Troy Smith - FUCK NO (Calvin Johnson was the best player in CFB) 2007: Tim Tebow - CHRIST NO (Glenn Dorsey at LSU was the best player; McFadden is ok) 2008: Sam Bradford - NO. SOME OF THE YARDS WERE VS. US. NFW (RONNIE FOUCH DUH) 2009: Mark Ingram - HOW THE FUCK? (Suh was easily the best player) 2010: Cam Newton - I GUESS (Fucking Owen Marecic got votes. What does that tell you?) 2011: RGIII - NO (Honey Badger was the best player that year) 2012: Johnny Football - FUCKING NO (Te'o and Jadeveon Clowney both better) 2013: Jameis Winston - WHATEVER (there were no good players in '13) 2014: Marcus Mariota - FUCK NO (Melvin Gordon was robbed!) 2015: Derrick Henry - WRONG (Deshaun or Chris McCaffrey) 2016: Lamar Jackson - WHATEVER (Deshaun or Jonathan Allen)
Looking back at my time, there have been a couple rights and a lot of wrongs:
1974: Archie Griffin - CORRECT 1975: Archie Griffin - KIND OF CORRECT (Muncie and Dorsett were both good) 1976: Tony Dorsett - CORRECT 1977: Earl Campbell - CORRECT 1978: Billy Sims - CORRECT 1979: Charles White - COMPLETE BULLSHIT (Should've been Sims again) 1980: George Rogers - BULLSHIT (Hugh Green was fucking robbed) 1981: Marcus Allen - FINE 1982: Herschel Walker - FUCKED (Should've been Eric Dickerson or Anthony Carter) 1983: Mike Rozier - FUCKED (Steve Young or Bill Fralic) 1984: Doug Flutie - BULLSHIT (Bill Fralic for sure. Flutie was a fag) 1985: Bo Jackson - CORRECT 1986: Vinny Testaverde - BULLSHIT (Cornelius Bennett was easily better) 1987: Tim Brown - BULLSHIT (Chris Spielman should've won it) 1988: Barry Sanders - NO FUCKING CONTEST (2628 yards, 7.6 ypc, 37 TDs: CHRIST) 1989: Andre Ware - FUCK NO (Darian Hagan as a Soph or Percy Snow from Mich St) 1990: Ty Detmer - COMPLETE ABORTION (Raghib Ismail) 1991: Desmond Howard - DECENT CHOICE, BUT!!! (Stan Empertmann was da GOAT) 1992: Gino Toretta - THIS IS WHEN SHIT STARTED TO GET CLEARLY RIGGED (Marshall Faulk or Marvin Jones or DIE) 1993: Charlie Ward - FUCK NO (Marshall Faulk or J.J. Stokes) 1994: Rashaan Salaam - DIAFF (Steve McNair or Warren Sapp) 1995: Eddie George - OK (Tommie Frazier would've won if he were white) 1996: Danny Wuerffel - FUCK TO THE HELL FUCK NO (Orlando Pace, easily) 1997: CHARLES WOODSON FUCK OFF 1998: Ricky Williams - BULLSHIT (Champ Bailey) 1999: Ron Dayne - FINE (Peter Warrick and Lavar Arrington also would've been good) 2000: Chris Weinke - FUCK NO (LDT, Marques or Mike Vick as a Soph) 2001: Eric Crouch - WONDER WHY HE GOT IT AND NOT TOMMIE FRAZIER: WRONG (Roy Williams from OK, Dwight Freeney or Julius Peppers) 2002: Carson Palmer - WHATEVER 2003: Jason White - EMBARRASSING (Larry Fitzgerald obvs) 2004: Matt Leinert - NOAP (Should've been AD or Reggie Bush) 2005: Reggie Bush - Fine, but should've been Reggie in '04 then VY in '05 2006: Troy Smith - FUCK NO (Calvin Johnson was the best player in CFB) 2007: Tim Tebow - CHRIST NO (Glenn Dorsey at LSU was the best player; McFadden is ok) 2008: Sam Bradford - NO. SOME OF THE YARDS WERE VS. US. NFW (RONNIE FOUCH DUH) 2009: Mark Ingram - HOW THE FUCK? (Suh was easily the best player) 2010: Cam Newton - I GUESS (Fucking Owen Marecic got votes. What does that tell you?) 2011: RGIII - NO (Honey Badger was the best player that year) 2012: Johnny Football - FUCKING NO (Te'o and Jadeveon Clowney both better) 2013: Jameis Winston - WHATEVER (there were no good players in '13) 2014: Marcus Mariota - FUCK NO (Melvin Gordon was robbed!) 2015: Derrick Henry - WRONG (Deshaun or Chris McCaffrey) 2016: Lamar Jackson - WHATEVER (Deshaun or Jonathan Allen)
SO THERE.
Really thought this list would start at Gary Beban over the Juice.
Looking back at my time, there have been a couple rights and a lot of wrongs:
1974: Archie Griffin - CORRECT 1975: Archie Griffin - KIND OF CORRECT (Muncie and Dorsett were both good) 1976: Tony Dorsett - CORRECT 1977: Earl Campbell - CORRECT 1978: Billy Sims - CORRECT 1979: Charles White - COMPLETE BULLSHIT (Should've been Sims again) 1980: George Rogers - BULLSHIT (Hugh Green was fucking robbed) 1981: Marcus Allen - FINE 1982: Herschel Walker - FUCKED (Should've been Eric Dickerson or Anthony Carter) 1983: Mike Rozier - FUCKED (Steve Young or Bill Fralic) 1984: Doug Flutie - BULLSHIT (Bill Fralic for sure. Flutie was a fag) 1985: Bo Jackson - CORRECT 1986: Vinny Testaverde - BULLSHIT (Cornelius Bennett was easily better) 1987: Tim Brown - BULLSHIT (Chris Spielman should've won it) 1988: Barry Sanders - NO FUCKING CONTEST (2628 yards, 7.6 ypc, 37 TDs: CHRIST) 1989: Andre Ware - FUCK NO (Darian Hagan as a Soph or Percy Snow from Mich St) 1990: Ty Detmer - COMPLETE ABORTION (Raghib Ismail) 1991: Desmond Howard - DECENT CHOICE, BUT!!! (Stan Empertmann was da GOAT) 1992: Gino Toretta - THIS IS WHEN SHIT STARTED TO GET CLEARLY RIGGED (Marshall Faulk or Marvin Jones or DIE) 1993: Charlie Ward - FUCK NO (Marshall Faulk or J.J. Stokes) 1994: Rashaan Salaam - DIAFF (Steve McNair or Warren Sapp) 1995: Eddie George - OK (Tommie Frazier would've won if he were white) 1996: Danny Wuerffel - FUCK TO THE HELL FUCK NO (Orlando Pace, easily) 1997: CHARLES WOODSON FUCK OFF 1998: Ricky Williams - BULLSHIT (Champ Bailey) 1999: Ron Dayne - FINE (Peter Warrick and Lavar Arrington also would've been good) 2000: Chris Weinke - FUCK NO (LDT, Marques or Mike Vick as a Soph) 2001: Eric Crouch - WONDER WHY HE GOT IT AND NOT TOMMIE FRAZIER: WRONG (Roy Williams from OK, Dwight Freeney or Julius Peppers) 2002: Carson Palmer - WHATEVER 2003: Jason White - EMBARRASSING (Larry Fitzgerald obvs) 2004: Matt Leinert - NOAP (Should've been AD or Reggie Bush) 2005: Reggie Bush - Fine, but should've been Reggie in '04 then VY in '05 2006: Troy Smith - FUCK NO (Calvin Johnson was the best player in CFB) 2007: Tim Tebow - CHRIST NO (Glenn Dorsey at LSU was the best player; McFadden is ok) 2008: Sam Bradford - NO. SOME OF THE YARDS WERE VS. US. NFW (RONNIE FOUCH DUH) 2009: Mark Ingram - HOW THE FUCK? (Suh was easily the best player) 2010: Cam Newton - I GUESS (Fucking Owen Marecic got votes. What does that tell you?) 2011: RGIII - NO (Honey Badger was the best player that year) 2012: Johnny Football - FUCKING NO (Te'o and Jadeveon Clowney both better) 2013: Jameis Winston - WHATEVER (there were no good players in '13) 2014: Marcus Mariota - FUCK NO (Melvin Gordon was robbed!) 2015: Derrick Henry - WRONG (Deshaun or Chris McCaffrey) 2016: Lamar Jackson - WHATEVER (Deshaun or Jonathan Allen)
Looking back at my time, there have been a couple rights and a lot of wrongs:
1974: Archie Griffin - CORRECT 1975: Archie Griffin - KIND OF CORRECT (Muncie and Dorsett were both good) 1976: Tony Dorsett - CORRECT 1977: Earl Campbell - CORRECT 1978: Billy Sims - CORRECT 1979: Charles White - COMPLETE BULLSHIT (Should've been Sims again) 1980: George Rogers - BULLSHIT (Hugh Green was fucking robbed) 1981: Marcus Allen - FINE 1982: Herschel Walker - FUCKED (Should've been Eric Dickerson or Anthony Carter) 1983: Mike Rozier - FUCKED (Steve Young or Bill Fralic) 1984: Doug Flutie - BULLSHIT (Bill Fralic for sure. Flutie was a fag) 1985: Bo Jackson - CORRECT 1986: Vinny Testaverde - BULLSHIT (Cornelius Bennett was easily better) 1987: Tim Brown - BULLSHIT (Chris Spielman should've won it) 1988: Barry Sanders - NO FUCKING CONTEST (2628 yards, 7.6 ypc, 37 TDs: CHRIST) 1989: Andre Ware - FUCK NO (Darian Hagan as a Soph or Percy Snow from Mich St) 1990: Ty Detmer - COMPLETE ABORTION (Raghib Ismail) 1991: Desmond Howard - DECENT CHOICE, BUT!!! (Stan Empertmann was da GOAT) 1992: Gino Toretta - THIS IS WHEN SHIT STARTED TO GET CLEARLY RIGGED (Marshall Faulk or Marvin Jones or DIE) 1993: Charlie Ward - FUCK NO (Marshall Faulk or J.J. Stokes) 1994: Rashaan Salaam - DIAFF (Steve McNair or Warren Sapp) 1995: Eddie George - OK (Tommie Frazier would've won if he were white) 1996: Danny Wuerffel - FUCK TO THE HELL FUCK NO (Orlando Pace, easily) 1997: CHARLES WOODSON FUCK OFF 1998: Ricky Williams - BULLSHIT (Champ Bailey) 1999: Ron Dayne - FINE (Peter Warrick and Lavar Arrington also would've been good) 2000: Chris Weinke - FUCK NO (LDT, Marques or Mike Vick as a Soph) 2001: Eric Crouch - WONDER WHY HE GOT IT AND NOT TOMMIE FRAZIER: WRONG (Roy Williams from OK, Dwight Freeney or Julius Peppers) 2002: Carson Palmer - WHATEVER 2003: Jason White - EMBARRASSING (Larry Fitzgerald obvs) 2004: Matt Leinert - NOAP (Should've been AD or Reggie Bush) 2005: Reggie Bush - Fine, but should've been Reggie in '04 then VY in '05 2006: Troy Smith - FUCK NO (Calvin Johnson was the best player in CFB) 2007: Tim Tebow - CHRIST NO (Glenn Dorsey at LSU was the best player; McFadden is ok) 2008: Sam Bradford - NO. SOME OF THE YARDS WERE VS. US. NFW (RONNIE FOUCH DUH) 2009: Mark Ingram - HOW THE FUCK? (Suh was easily the best player) 2010: Cam Newton - I GUESS (Fucking Owen Marecic got votes. What does that tell you?) 2011: RGIII - NO (Honey Badger was the best player that year) 2012: Johnny Football - FUCKING NO (Te'o and Jadeveon Clowney both better) 2013: Jameis Winston - WHATEVER (there were no good players in '13) 2014: Marcus Mariota - FUCK NO (Melvin Gordon was robbed!) 2015: Derrick Henry - WRONG (Deshaun or Chris McCaffrey) 2016: Lamar Jackson - WHATEVER (Deshaun or Jonathan Allen)
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Agree and citrus with you two on the rest.
The all time Heisman fuck up was Paul Horning over Jim F Brown. Notre Dame was 3-7
where's @KenND
I'm anxious to plagiarism that shit and use it myself.
Specially during gamedays.
Got a picture with him and he let me hold the Heisman.
Cool story bro.
How big was it?
I want a statue of DeSaussure. It's not his fault he was awful.