Shitty Player Countdown: Day 16

dnc

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

I met Billy Sims back in 99 driving through Dallas. He had run out of gas along I-35 and axed me for a ride.

Got a picture with him and he let me hold the Heisman.

Cool story bro.

That's a great name for his Cockus.

How big was it?

PurpleBaze

Gladstone said:

Dennis_DeYoung said:

Looking back at my time, there have been a couple rights and a lot of wrongs:

1974: Archie Griffin - CORRECT
1975: Archie Griffin - KIND OF CORRECT (Muncie and Dorsett were both good)
1976: Tony Dorsett - CORRECT
1977: Earl Campbell - CORRECT
1978: Billy Sims - CORRECT
1979: Charles White - COMPLETE BULLSHIT (Should've been Sims again)
1980: George Rogers - BULLSHIT (Hugh Green was fucking robbed)
1981: Marcus Allen - FINE
1982: Herschel Walker - FUCKED (Should've been Eric Dickerson or Anthony Carter)
1983: Mike Rozier - FUCKED (Steve Young or Bill Fralic)
1984: Doug Flutie - BULLSHIT (Bill Fralic for sure. Flutie was a fag)
1985: Bo Jackson - CORRECT
1986: Vinny Testaverde - BULLSHIT (Cornelius Bennett was easily better)
1987: Tim Brown - BULLSHIT (Chris Spielman should've won it)
1988: Barry Sanders - NO FUCKING CONTEST (2628 yards, 7.6 ypc, 37 TDs: CHRIST)
1989: Andre Ware - FUCK NO (Darian Hagan as a Soph or Percy Snow from Mich St)
1990: Ty Detmer - COMPLETE ABORTION (Raghib Ismail)
1991: Desmond Howard - DECENT CHOICE, BUT!!! (Stan Empertmann was da GOAT)
1992: Gino Toretta - THIS IS WHEN SHIT STARTED TO GET CLEARLY RIGGED (Marshall Faulk or Marvin Jones or DIE)
1993: Charlie Ward - FUCK NO (Marshall Faulk or J.J. Stokes)
1994: Rashaan Salaam - DIAFF (Steve McNair or Warren Sapp)
1995: Eddie George - OK (Tommie Frazier would've won if he were white)
1996: Danny Wuerffel - FUCK TO THE HELL FUCK NO (Orlando Pace, easily)
1997: CHARLES WOODSON FUCK OFF
1998: Ricky Williams - BULLSHIT (Champ Bailey)
1999: Ron Dayne - FINE (Peter Warrick and Lavar Arrington also would've been good)
2000: Chris Weinke - FUCK NO (LDT, Marques or Mike Vick as a Soph)
2001: Eric Crouch - WONDER WHY HE GOT IT AND NOT TOMMIE FRAZIER: WRONG (Roy Williams from OK, Dwight Freeney or Julius Peppers)
2002: Carson Palmer - WHATEVER
2003: Jason White - EMBARRASSING (Larry Fitzgerald obvs)
2004: Matt Leinert - NOAP (Should've been AD or Reggie Bush)
2005: Reggie Bush - Fine, but should've been Reggie in '04 then VY in '05
2006: Troy Smith - FUCK NO (Calvin Johnson was the best player in CFB)
2007: Tim Tebow - CHRIST NO (Glenn Dorsey at LSU was the best player; McFadden is ok)
2008: Sam Bradford - NO. SOME OF THE YARDS WERE VS. US. NFW (RONNIE FOUCH DUH)
2009: Mark Ingram - HOW THE FUCK? (Suh was easily the best player)
2010: Cam Newton - I GUESS (Fucking Owen Marecic got votes. What does that tell you?)
2011: RGIII - NO (Honey Badger was the best player that year)
2012: Johnny Football - FUCKING NO (Te'o and Jadeveon Clowney both better)
2013: Jameis Winston - WHATEVER (there were no good players in '13)
2014: Marcus Mariota - FUCK NO (Melvin Gordon was robbed!)
2015: Derrick Henry - WRONG (Deshaun or Chris McCaffrey)
2016: Lamar Jackson - WHATEVER (Deshaun or Jonathan Allen)

SO THERE.

Ty Detmer over Rocket Ismail is fucking L-O-L

where's @KenND

Isn't he taking a dirt nap?

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

dnc said:

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

I met Billy Sims back in 99 driving through Dallas. He had run out of gas along I-35 and axed me for a ride.

Got a picture with him and he let me hold the Heisman.

Cool story bro.

That's a great name for his Cockus.

How big was it?

He said he previously named 13.

jecornel

Dennis_DeYoung said:

You know what? Fuck you.

Marvin literally had the worst play at WR I've ever seen during the Corndog Bowl, though. So whatever.

But still... as a QB? Money.

Worse than Andre Desaussure?

Dennis_DeYoung

jecornel said:

Dennis_DeYoung said:

You know what? Fuck you.

Marvin literally had the worst play at WR I've ever seen during the Corndog Bowl, though. So whatever.

But still... as a QB? Money.

Worse than Andre Desaussure?

Andre is one of the great Husky heroes for his Apple Cup quotes. Lambo suspended him from ragging out the Cuog. I will never forgive.

I want a statue of DeSaussure. It's not his fault he was awful.

PurpleBaze

Dennis_DeYoung said:

jecornel said:

Dennis_DeYoung said:

You know what? Fuck you.

Marvin literally had the worst play at WR I've ever seen during the Corndog Bowl, though. So whatever.

But still... as a QB? Money.

Worse than Andre Desaussure?

Andre is one of the great Husky heroes for his Apple Cup quotes. Lambo suspended him from ragging out the Cuog. I will never forgive.

I want a statue of DeSaussure's BBC. It's not his fault he was awful.

PostGameOrangeSlices

Marvin Hall is in the NFL

dnc

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

Marvin Hall is in the NFL

So are John Timu and Jaydon Mickens

PostGameOrangeSlices

dnc said:

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

Marvin Hall is in the NFL

So are John Timu and Jaydon Mickens

Marvin Hall is in the NFL

PurpleBaze

Dennis_DeYoung said:

Looking back at my time, there have been a couple rights and a lot of wrongs:

1974: Archie Griffin - CORRECT
1975: Archie Griffin - KIND OF CORRECT (Muncie and Dorsett were both good)
1976: Tony Dorsett - CORRECT
1977: Earl Campbell - CORRECT
1978: Billy Sims - CORRECT
1979: Charles White - COMPLETE BULLSHIT (Should've been Sims again)
1980: George Rogers - BULLSHIT (Hugh Green was fucking robbed)
1981: Marcus Allen - FINE
1982: Herschel Walker - FUCKED (Should've been Eric Dickerson or Anthony Carter)
1983: Mike Rozier - FUCKED (Steve Young or Bill Fralic)
1984: Doug Flutie - BULLSHIT (Bill Fralic for sure. Flutie was a fag)
1985: Bo Jackson - CORRECT
1986: Vinny Testaverde - BULLSHIT (Cornelius Bennett was easily better)
1987: Tim Brown - BULLSHIT (Chris Spielman should've won it)
1988: Barry Sanders - NO FUCKING CONTEST (2628 yards, 7.6 ypc, 37 TDs: CHRIST)
1989: Andre Ware - FUCK NO (Darian Hagan as a Soph or Percy Snow from Mich St)
1990: Ty Detmer - COMPLETE ABORTION (Raghib Ismail)
1991: Desmond Howard - DECENT CHOICE, BUT!!! (Stan Empertmann was da GOAT)
1992: Gino Toretta - THIS IS WHEN SHIT STARTED TO GET CLEARLY RIGGED (Marshall Faulk or Marvin Jones or DIE)
1993: Charlie Ward - FUCK NO (Marshall Faulk or J.J. Stokes)
1994: Rashaan Salaam - DIAFF (Steve McNair or Warren Sapp)
1995: Eddie George - OK (Tommie Frazier would've won if he were white)
1996: Danny Wuerffel - FUCK TO THE HELL FUCK NO (Orlando Pace, easily)
1997: CHARLES WOODSON FUCK OFF
1998: Ricky Williams - BULLSHIT (Champ Bailey)
1999: Ron Dayne - FINE (Peter Warrick and Lavar Arrington also would've been good)
2000: Chris Weinke - FUCK NO (LDT, Marques or Mike Vick as a Soph)
2001: Eric Crouch - WONDER WHY HE GOT IT AND NOT TOMMIE FRAZIER: WRONG (Roy Williams from OK, Dwight Freeney or Julius Peppers)
2002: Carson Palmer - WHATEVER
2003: Jason White - EMBARRASSING (Larry Fitzgerald obvs)
2004: Matt Leinert - NOAP (Should've been AD or Reggie Bush)
2005: Reggie Bush - Fine, but should've been Reggie in '04 then VY in '05
2006: Troy Smith - FUCK NO (Calvin Johnson was the best player in CFB)
2007: Tim Tebow - CHRIST NO (Glenn Dorsey at LSU was the best player; McFadden is ok)
2008: Sam Bradford - NO. SOME OF THE YARDS WERE VS. US. NFW (RONNIE FOUCH DUH)
2009: Mark Ingram - HOW THE FUCK? (Suh was easily the best player)
2010: Cam Newton - I GUESS (Fucking Owen Marecic got votes. What does that tell you?)
2011: RGIII - NO (Honey Badger was the best player that year)
2012: Johnny Football - FUCKING NO (Te'o and Jadeveon Clowney both better)
2013: Jameis Winston - WHATEVER (there were no good players in '13)
2014: Marcus Mariota - FUCK NO (Melvin Gordon was robbed!)
2015: Derrick Henry - WRONG (Deshaun or Chris McCaffrey)
2016: Lamar Jackson - WHATEVER (Deshaun or Jonathan Allen)

SO THERE.

@RuffaloSoldier