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AZDuck
AZDuck Member Posts: 15,468
edited August 2017 in Tug Tavern
So I was looking for some Swiss train porn to beat off to, and come to find that when the Swiss opened up the new tunnel under the Gotthard Pass, they used a Satanic ritual because Satan. This has me reconsidering my personal beliefs and assumptions. I'm not sure I can ever look at a clean, well-run mountain country or its trains the same way ever again.

https://youtu.be/jLyZUaLC_I8

But you people have got to watch the whole thing. Just don't tell @DerekJohnson about what happens at 1:34 thru 1:40. I don't want to get banned again
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  • DeepSeaZ
    DeepSeaZ Member Posts: 3,901
    I lasted 3 min. No idea what I just watched.
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  • MisterEm
    MisterEm Member Posts: 6,685
    DeepSeaZ said:

    I lasted 3 min. No idea what I just watched.

    Headlines and bail.
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  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,695
    Jesus christ.
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  • AZDuck
    AZDuck Member Posts: 15,468
    Pitchfork51 said:

    Jesus christ.

    https://youtu.be/6f3mPayi53k

    Apparently he's rather concerned
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  • ToddTurnerLIVES
    ToddTurnerLIVES Member Posts: 438
    Fuck these fucking pretentious, asshole losers. Get fucked over this "art" bullshit. It isn't cool. It isn't interesting. It's total nonsense garbage. Get a job.
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  • AZDuck
    AZDuck Member Posts: 15,468
    ToddTurnerLIVES said:

    Fuck these fucking pretentious, asshole losers. Get fucked over this "art" bullshit. It isn't cool. It isn't interesting. It's total nonsense garbage. Get a job.

    But is it satanic?
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  • Mosster47
    Mosster47 Member Posts: 6,246
    AZDuck said:

    ToddTurnerLIVES said:

    Fuck these fucking pretentious, asshole losers. Get fucked over this "art" bullshit. It isn't cool. It isn't interesting. It's total nonsense garbage. Get a job.

    But is it satanic?
    Which one is Satan again?
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  • oregonblitzkrieg
    oregonblitzkrieg Member Posts: 15,288
    I believe that shit. There are strange murals on the St. Gotthard Pass, of goats and other stuff. Pretty sure there is a steer standing on its hind legs holding a pitchfork stabbing some other creature in one of them. Really weird up there. Strange hotels with even stranger people. The Grimsel and Furka passes are even better.
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  • Kaepsknee
    Kaepsknee Member Posts: 14,919
    AZDuck said:

    So I was looking for some Swiss train porn to beat off to, and come to find that when the Swiss opened up the new tunnel under the Gotthard Pass, they used a Satanic ritual because Satan. This has me reconsidering my personal beliefs and assumptions. I'm not sure I can ever look at a clean, well-run mountain country or its trains the same way ever again.

    https://youtu.be/jLyZUaLC_I8

    But you people have got to watch the whole thing. Just don't tell @DerekJohnson about what happens at 1:34 thru 1:40. I don't want to get banned again

    I can't watch the video due to the filters. But it won't stop me from posting 20 times on this thread though.
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  • AZDuck
    AZDuck Member Posts: 15,468
    salemcoog said:

    AZDuck said:

    So I was looking for some Swiss train porn to beat off to, and come to find that when the Swiss opened up the new tunnel under the Gotthard Pass, they used a Satanic ritual because Satan. This has me reconsidering my personal beliefs and assumptions. I'm not sure I can ever look at a clean, well-run mountain country or its trains the same way ever again.

    https://youtu.be/jLyZUaLC_I8

    But you people have got to watch the whole thing. Just don't tell @DerekJohnson about what happens at 1:34 thru 1:40. I don't want to get banned again

    I can't watch the video due to the filters. But it won't stop me from posting 20 times on this thread though.
    TL, DR:

    Switzerland opened up a kickass rail tunnel under the Alps last year, longest and deepest (lol!) in the world.

    They put on one of those stupid Olympics-opening-ceremony things involving an old legend about Satan, a goat, and a bridge.

    Christofuckers got all antsy, and claimed that the show was "satanic"

    They released a special version of the video with graphic guides for people who don't speak German, Italian, or Satanic, with phrases like "Satan puts the people in his trance," "666," and my personal favorite "sexual act"

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