Marco Brewer, 3* OL, Corvallis, OR (Prison/Corvallis)

Eh, he'll be back when Mora gets fired.

https://twitter.com/marcodamonster/status/878095323352014849

Dennis and I LOVE him, but we didn't offer yet. FUCKING FUCK.

Following the script as this year's Jaxson Kirkland perfectly so far

Pete knows he can ask him to the prom at 11 PM the night before and he'll dump his current date

I want him. I like him. I think he would be really good in our offense.

On what grounds do you think Pete hasn't offered?

On what grounds do you think Pete hasn't offered?

LEAVE!!!!!

On what grounds do you think Pete hasn't offered?

LEAVE!!!!!

Get fucked.

On what grounds do you think Pete hasn't offered?

The fact that he hasn't offered.

FUCK YOU BALDWIN!!!!1!1!

Sneaky good thread

Sneaky good thread

Real lunch pail kind of thread

Sneaky good thread

Real lunch pail kind of thread

Not an athletic thread, but a thread that gets the most of out of its physical gifts. Gym rat, coach on the field type of thread.

I would let this thread date my daughter. In fact, I would be delighted.

This thread wakes up early on Sunday and goes to church.

On what grounds do you think Pete hasn't offered?

The fact that he hasn't offered.

FUCK YOU BALDWIN!!!!1!1!

Why though?

http://www.gazettetimes.com/news/local/corvallis-high-school-football-player-charged-as-adult-with-rape/article_e7c57219-a38c-58f1-82ad-b3dbc4692b15.html

Yikes...

A 17-year-old Corvallis High School football player pleaded not guilty Wednesday to felony rape charges in Benton County Circuit Court.

Marco I. Brewer is facing multiple Measure 11 crimes, according to an indictment filed July 28. In Oregon, a person who is 15 to 17 years old and who is charged with a Measure 11 crime must be tried and sentenced as an adult.

The indictment charges Brewer with first-degree rape, first-degree unlawful sexual penetration, first-degree sexual abuse and two counts of second-degree sexual abuse.

The charging document alleges that on May 14 of this year, Brewer engaged in sexual intercourse with a person who was incapable of consent by reason of mental incapacitation or physical helplessness.

Holy shit.

I would let this thread date my daughter. In fact, I would be delighted.

This post is suddenly dark

For once it appears that we really DWHA.

Wow, this was a sneaky good thread

Also, the athletic director at Corvallis High is a solid member of society, LIFPO all the way:

Corvallis High School Athletic Director Bob Holt called the situation “very unfortunate.”

“It’s a shame,” Holt said. “It’s sad."

Holt said it is too early in the criminal case for the school to decide if Brewer will play on the football team this fall.

“Until it all plays out, it would be very difficult for me or the school to make a decision as to what is going to happen,” Holt said

OTOH, how the fuck did the Ducks let this kid commit out of state? He's a porking lot natural.