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HHB Third Annual, Pre-Fall Camp Pole: Who is the worst player on our team?

Dennis_DeYoung
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Third annual intro:
I was thinking it would be fruitless to ask who our best player is because—as we all know—our players basically either suck (cough:ConnorO'Brien:cough) or haven't done anything yet (everyone). However, I did think we might have a nice discussion (and baseless speculation) about who the worst player on our team is. I basically only went with upperclassmen because it's too hard to tell with guys who've just played one year.
Use whatever criteria you feel appropriate.
The only player I feel should be off limits is KJ Carta-Samuels because he's our most proven QB.
I was thinking it would be fruitless to ask who our best player is because—as we all know—our players basically either suck (cough:ConnorO'Brien:cough) or haven't done anything yet (everyone). However, I did think we might have a nice discussion (and baseless speculation) about who the worst player on our team is. I basically only went with upperclassmen because it's too hard to tell with guys who've just played one year.
Use whatever criteria you feel appropriate.
The only player I feel should be off limits is KJ Carta-Samuels because he's our most proven QB.

HHB Third Annual, Pre-Fall Camp Pole: Who is the worst player on our team? 38 votes
Jake Browning. Even though the Alabama game gif is more popular, his worst play was falling down untouched for a safety vs. USC.
7%
Jake Browning. Is it his weak arm, his taunting of a shitty Ducks team or the fact that he royally choked in every slightly meaningful situation that endears him to you?
10%
Jake Browning. The great thing about Jake is he went 9-24 for 118 in the Pac-12 Championship game.
5%
Jake Browning. It's so OKG of him to quit twitter for the year (but stay on Instagram), so everyone can talk about what an OKG he is (but he can still get social media love even though it seems like he is making a statement by getting off twitter).
15%
Jake Browning. The great thing about Jake is he likes to check into deep balls he can't deliver constantly.
13%
Jake Browning. What I admire most about Jake's game is that he only breaks down mentally when things are not easy.
10%
Jake Browning. He knows the offense like the back of his hand and will execute it to perfection against your shitty team if you have a bottom 50 defense!
2%
Jake Browning. I'm sure his shoulder injury is to blame for his poor performance in key situations. INT vs. Utah: probably the shoulder. Shitty game vs. Arizona? Shoulder problems. WSU? He was fine, somehow, though!! MIRACLE!!
7%
Jake Browning. Every time he chooses to P in an RPO angels sing in Jonathan Smith's ears.
13%
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Jake Browning. Even though the Alabama game gif is more popular, his worst play was falling down untouched for a safety vs. USC.POTY
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Jake Browning. It's so OKG of him to quit twitter for the year (but stay on Instagram), so everyone can talk about what an OKG he is (but he can still get social media love even though it seems like he is making a statement by getting off twitter).
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Jake Browning. Even though the Alabama game gif is more popular, his worst play was falling down untouched for a safety vs. USC.
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Jake Browning. Even though the Alabama game gif is more popular, his worst play was falling down untouched for a safety vs. USC.
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Jake Browning. It's so OKG of him to quit twitter for the year (but stay on Instagram), so everyone can talk about what an OKG he is (but he can still get social media love even though it seems like he is making a statement by getting off twitter).Race is downright giddy over this thread
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Jake Browning. Every time he chooses to P in an RPO angels sing in Jonathan Smith's ears.WARNED
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Jake Browning. Is it his weak arm, his taunting of a shitty Ducks team or the fact that he royally choked in every slightly meaningful situation that endears him to you?Dennis, you have the best pole. (lulz)
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Jake Browning. What I admire most about Jake's game is that he only breaks down mentally when things are not easy.
Agree. This is the best pole in the history of this bored.Swaye said:Dennis, you have the best pole. (lulz)
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Not going to participate because I didn't see a "Jake Browning" option.
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Jake Browning. Every time he chooses to P in an RPO angels sing in Jonathan Smith's ears.Clear cut case of abundance
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PGOS?
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Jake Browning. Even though the Alabama game gif is more popular, his worst play was falling down untouched for a safety vs. USC.CHRIST. Only a shit hole like this could come up with a pole such as this. I am questioning if I even want to re up for my standard supporter badge.
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Jake Browning. I'm sure his shoulder injury is to blame for his poor performance in key situations. INT vs. Utah: probably the shoulder. Shitty game vs. Arizona? Shoulder problems. WSU? He was fine, somehow, though!! MIRACLE!!I'm partial to the guys who are super injured when they have a bad game or play then everyone talks about how tough they are.
I got to witness the GOAT: Rudy Carpenter.
Supposedly he had two broken hands or something ridiculously bullshit.
But only when he was sucking. They magically never bothered him when we played shitty teams.
He also took too many sacks but it was so people thought he was so tough.
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Look what you have created Derek.YellowSnow said:CHRIST. Only a shit hole like this could come up with a pole such as this. I am questioning if I even want to re up for my standard supporter badge.
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Ps,
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Jake Browning. The great thing about Jake is he went 9-24 for 118 in the Pac-12 Championship game.I voted.
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CuntWaffle said:
Not going to participate because I didn't see a "
Jake Browning" Jake "Cobra" Browning option. -
Jake Browning. It's so OKG of him to quit twitter for the year (but stay on Instagram), so everyone can talk about what an OKG he is (but he can still get social media love even though it seems like he is making a statement by getting off twitter).Dennis longs for Miley Cyrus to return and take over starting QB duties
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Jake Browning. The great thing about Jake is he likes to check into deep balls he can't deliver constantly.
No!Tequilla said:Dennis longs for Miley Cyrus to return and take over starting QB duties
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Jake Browning. I'm sure his shoulder injury is to blame for his poor performance in key situations. INT vs. Utah: probably the shoulder. Shitty game vs. Arizona? Shoulder problems. WSU? He was fine, somehow, though!! MIRACLE!!
Jackchuck said:CuntWaffle said:Not going to participate because I didn't see a "
Jake Browning" Jake "Cobra" Browning option. -
Jake's spiking the ball against STD St was fucking retarded. If PAC-12 ref were somewhat competent they would have ruled that a fumble
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Jake Browning. I'm sure his shoulder injury is to blame for his poor performance in key situations. INT vs. Utah: probably the shoulder. Shitty game vs. Arizona? Shoulder problems. WSU? He was fine, somehow, though!! MIRACLE!!Literally LOLed - best poll ever
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Hondo
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Jake Browning. The great thing about Jake is he likes to check into deep balls he can't deliver constantly.Honestly DDY if you had snuck Jake Haener in as the last option that would have been special.
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Jake Haener: he's the best shitty QB on the team named Jake, nuff said on thatEdwin_Bambino said:Honestly DDY if you had snuck Jake Haener in as the last option that would have been special.
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Jake Browning. Is it his weak arm, his taunting of a shitty Ducks team or the fact that he royally choked in every slightly meaningful situation that endears him to you?I voted. But lost. You cocksuckers.
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Jake Browning. It's so OKG of him to quit twitter for the year (but stay on Instagram), so everyone can talk about what an OKG he is (but he can still get social media love even though it seems like he is making a statement by getting off twitter).bump.