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Bread Member Posts: 4,073
edited July 2017 in Hardcore Husky Board
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  • theknowledge
    theknowledge Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 5,626 Founders Club
    If you're throwing out more than 200 offers you just aren't trying to evaluate anymore. That's right, Utah tries and UCLA and everyone else doesn't. That sounds right. Black Sark is near the bottom though....I'm confused.
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  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    Nice
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  • doogie
    doogie Member Posts: 15,072
    Wood.
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  • DugtheDoog
    DugtheDoog Member Posts: 3,180
    Hahahahahaha 69
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  • DugtheDoog
    DugtheDoog Member Posts: 3,180
    Holy shit, I didn't even look at the chart.

    Iowa State has extended 400 offers!?!?!?! You gotta be fucking kidding me. That's like a dude walking up to every chick in Belltown asking if she wants to fuck. Eventually you'll get one to bite. So if the goal is to shag, it can work out. But if the goal is to manage a competitive football program, that's just a disaster strategy.

    Shit, essentially each coach is responsible for 40+ recruits!

    I never expect Iowa State to be good anyway, but this just puts it to rest.
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  • creepycoug
    creepycoug Member Posts: 24,017
    edited July 2017
    DugtheDoog said:

    That's like a dude walking up to every chick in Belltown asking if she wants to fuck. Eventually you'll get one to bite.

    Sooo, you got a problem with that?

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  • IPukeOregonGrellow
    IPukeOregonGrellow Member Posts: 2,183
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  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    DugtheDoog said:

    Holy shit, I didn't even look at the chart.

    Iowa State has extended 400 offers!?!?!?! You gotta be fucking kidding me. That's like a dude walking up to every chick in Belltown asking if she wants to fuck. Eventually you'll get one to bite. So if the goal is to shag, it can work out. But if the goal is to manage a competitive football program, that's just a disaster strategy.

    Shit, essentially each coach is responsible for 40+ recruits!

    I never expect Iowa State to be good anyway, but this just puts it to rest.

    I'm learning a lot.
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  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    edited July 2017
    steelheader2 said:

    If you walk up to 400 chicks in Tempe and ask to fuck you may be over the scholarship limit of 85. Pitchfork please verify. If not Tempe then Pullman.



    Pitchfork51 said:

    DugtheDoog said:

    Holy shit, I didn't even look at the chart.

    Iowa State has extended 400 offers!?!?!?! You gotta be fucking kidding me. That's like a dude walking up to every chick in Belltown asking if she wants to fuck. Eventually you'll get one to bite. So if the goal is to shag, it can work out. But if the goal is to manage a competitive football program, that's just a disaster strategy.

    Shit, essentially each coach is responsible for 40+ recruits!

    I never expect Iowa State to be good anyway, but this just puts it to rest.

    I'm learning a lot.
    I vote try it out and report back.

    Could be fun.

    If you say you have cocaine you'll probably have a higher percentage.
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  • TommySQC
    TommySQC Member Posts: 5,813
    theknowledge said:

    If you're throwing out more than 200 offers you just aren't trying to evaluate anymore. That's right, Utah tries and UCLA and everyone else doesn't. That sounds right. Black Sark is near the bottom though....I'm confused.

    Busy binge drinking and banging coeds.
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  • AZDuck
    AZDuck Member Posts: 15,381
    Bread said:

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    That's cute. You guys are indulging in the same shit we used to say under Helfraud: "Oregon offers mean something, we don't just offer anybody" while kids who said Oregon was their dream school and shit never got offers until it was too late (Tui Tagliavoa, for instance).

    Last year's final top 10 (Billyfied, lol!):

    (1) Clemson (90 offers)
    (2) Alabummer (215)
    (3) U$C (132)
    (4) Warshington (69)
    (5) Oklahomo (184)
    (6) Blowhio State (145)
    (7) State Penn (155)
    (8) Free Shoes U (140)
    (9) Wiscumson (207)
    (10) Meatchicken (215)

    Others of interest:

    Whoregon (214)
    Aubrun (185)
    Floriduh (237)
    L$U (217)
    @DerekJohnson 's Vols (284)
    (fuck it, I give up) Georgia (272)

    So I don't see anything meaningful in this or any other part of the distribution. But

    OKG OKG OKG OKG
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    OKG OKG OKG OKG

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  • Fenderbender123
    Fenderbender123 Member Posts: 2,989
    Thanks for the insider information. I just bet $10,000 on Iowa St to win the natty in 2022.
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  • GreenRiverGatorz
    GreenRiverGatorz Member Posts: 10,165
    AZDuck said:

    Bread said:

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    That's cute. You guys are indulging in the same shit we used to say under Helfraud: "Oregon offers mean something, we don't just offer anybody" while kids who said Oregon was their dream school and shit never got offers until it was too late (Tui Tagliavoa, for instance).

    Last year's final top 10 (Billyfied, lol!):

    (1) Clemson (90 offers)
    (2) Alabummer (215)
    (3) U$C (132)
    (4) Warshington (69)
    (5) Oklahomo (184)
    (6) Blowhio State (145)
    (7) State Penn (155)
    (8) Free Shoes U (140)
    (9) Wiscumson (207)
    (10) Meatchicken (215)

    Others of interest:

    Whoregon (214)
    Aubrun (185)
    Floriduh (237)
    L$U (217)
    @DerekJohnson 's Vols (284)
    (fuck it, I give up) Georgia (272)

    So I don't see anything meaningful in this or any other part of the distribution. But

    OKG OKG OKG OKG
    OKG OKG OKG OKG
    OKG OKG OKG OKG
    OKG OKG OKG OKG
    OKG OKG OKG OKG
    OKG OKG OKG OKG
    OKG OKG OKG OKG

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    I tend to agree with you. The only use from a list like this is that it gives you a glimpse into each school's methodology, and shows you who the truly desperate programs are. Alabama may have "offered" 200+ guys, but if they're only willing to accept 25% of those offers, then it's the same outcome as us offering 69 yet accepting 80% of them.
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  • PurpleBaze
    PurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,309 Founders Club
    puppylove_sugarsteel said:

    DugtheDoog said:

    Holy shit, I didn't even look at the chart.

    Iowa State has extended 400 offers!?!?!?! You gotta be fucking kidding me. That's like a dude walking up to every chick in Belltown asking if she wants to fuck. Eventually you'll get one to bite. So if the goal is to shag, it can work out. But if the goal is to manage a competitive football program, that's just a disaster strategy.

    Shit, essentially each coach is responsible for 40+ recruits!

    I never expect Iowa State to be good anyway, but this just puts it to rest.

    Clearly u dont fuck many ladies. Not one would bite that line...well its worked for Pup of course, but for the HH boof, NEVER!
    Baze you could ask a hooker to fuck and she'd slap and turn you down.
    FREE PUB!!

    If you're going to mention me in a post, at least tag me you buttfucker. I don't want to have to find these posts just by happenstance.
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