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Okay fellas! What kind of lover are you?
TopicalChica
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Do you light candles and cry during sex?
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I call that ThursdayTopicalChica said:Do you light candles and cry during sex?
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what a dud you are baabsTierbsHsotBoobs said:
I call that ThursdayTopicalChica said:Do you light candles and cry during sex?
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Who lights candles at a glory hole?
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http://hardcorehusky.com/forums/#/profile/TierbsHsotBoobsDennis_DeYoung said:Who lights candles at a glory hole?
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I don't have sex, but I do light candles and cry.
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I just close my eyes and squeeze as hard as I can and hope that it will be over soon.
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I'm an easy lover. I'll get a hold on you believe it.
Like no other. Before you know it you'll be on your knees -
I like to pretend I'm just getting head as foreplay before actually making love, then blast in mouth and just fall asleep. #daWgLyfe
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My sweatpants are threadbare.
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The efficient kind ... 30 seconds or less
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How I envision it:
What it really is:
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I'm the type that just started saving his money to travel to Thailand for a "date" with Chip Kelly - got reliable info on another HH thread that Chip will soon be sucking dick there
Hopefully he will be wearing bunny pajamas to make him look 9 - but either way, The Chipster is The Chipster, so.... -
Chica, I'd find a cave somewhere in the congo, club you silly and have my way with you caveman style. , id even hunt and gather so you'd have something in your tummy when the ball sauce trickled on down.TopicalChica said:Do you light candles and cry during sex?
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What's love got to do, got to do with it?
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Back when Dole started doing ads for ED, my friends and I would joke about having "WD"- i.e., whiskey dick from time to time.Southerndawg said: -
Makes sense now. Bill Cosby and I had a laugh at my guess.YellowSnow said:
Back when Dole started doing ads for ED, my friends and I would joke about having "WD"- i.e., whiskey dick from time to time.Southerndawg said: -
The Throbber finds that, well, hurtful.YellowSnow said:
Back when Dole started doing ads for ED, my friends and I would joke about having "WD"- i.e., whiskey dick from time to time.Southerndawg said:
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I excel at juggling multiple acts simultaneously with different partners. Thanks for asking.
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I'm a virgin
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Someone post the PLSS rant about tossing salad. Something like "today is a new day. can't blame the bitch for the bad taste in your mouth forever. brush your teeth and move the fuck on."
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This is the biggest crock of shit I've ever read. Good Lord in the late 60 ' s and 70 ' s the butt hole was a fancy feast. Who is anybody to think butt fucking is on the upswing. Every couple, except More_cock and his wife, have made woopie in the butt Bob. People are people.
Cavemen and the bitches they drug into the caves were pioneering the buttsex and liking it. The ring sting is nothing new. Why does this new generation think they are new to everything. Get in the back of the fucking line with the bleeding rectum bitch. It's all been done before. Sheesh me and my buddies all put the poundin to the roundin back in the day. Some clean, some poopy, some bloody. But unlike the porns chick's don't choke on the red/brown cocksicle after the act. It's right to the sink for a wet rag and some soap and water.
