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Coaches: Doog Legends & Fucktards on the Hot Seat

Baseman
Baseman Member Posts: 12,381
edited July 2017 in College Football Forum
ESPN Coaches (Yes, Butt Pirates, ESPN is my source.) on the Hot Seat. Four familiar names:

@Pitchfork51 's Butt Hero, DickRod, Jimmy, and Dark Sark (El Oh Lohl)

Todd Graham, Arizona State: Graham has talked big since arriving in Tempe, not just about winning the Pac-12 South, but also contending for national titles. He got to 10 wins in 2013 and 2014, but with high expectations the past two years, is now coming off consecutive losing seasons. Arizona State faces my No. 10 toughest schedule, and the Sun Devils need to make a bowl this year.

Jim Mora, UCLA: Last year, I would've had Mora in the safe zone after opening up 29-11 his first three seasons and dipping only a little in 2015 to 8-5. Granted, he lost his star quarterback, Josh Rosen, last season during the sixth game, and the Bruins had three net close losses. But a 4-8 finish has folks wondering about the shape of the program. Mora beat USC his first three years but has lost the last two by 19 and 22 points, respectively, and USC is back to national prominence. Mora needs at least seven or eight wins.

Rich Rodriguez, Arizona: DickRic-Rod got the Wildcats to a bowl game each of his first four years. Arizona won the Pac-12 South in 2014, finishing 10-2. Including that Pac-12 title game appearance, though, the Wildcats are just 10-17 overall and 4-15 in conference play since. Last year, they lost their Pac-12 games by an average of 26.4 points per game. Rodriguez's athletic director, Greg Byrne, left for Alabama, so I think he needs to get Arizona to a bowl game this year. (HIGH FUCING STANDARDS FOR THE CHOCISE SAVIOR)

Kevin Sumlin, Texas A&M: Sumlin opened with a bang at 11-2 his inaugural year in 2012, even knocking off top-ranked Alabama. The past four years, Sumlin has teased Aggies fans by taking TAMU to No. 7, No. 6, No. 9 and No. 6 at various points in the season. They finished just No. 18 in 2013 and have finished unranked the past three years. A&M's athletic director has said that Sumlin needs to win this year, and I don't think he means seven or eight victories.


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  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,689
    edited July 2017
    Graham can figure it out or gtfo.
    He did get a fucking dc finally which I like but I really hate hating watching football so whatever.

    Mora is an idiot. Stay. A 7-6 season with a win over sc would be great. I need that to happen.

    Rich rod can stay. Forever.

    Sumlin. I think we already know how this one plays out.
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  • GrundleStiltzkin
    GrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,516 Standard Supporter
    Spav!!?
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  • BearsWiin
    BearsWiin Member Posts: 5,076
    I work out with a guy who played at UCLA when Skippy was QB there, and whose kid played for Graham at ASU a few years ago. He's maintained for years that Graham is all smoke and mirrors, and at some poont the ASU Powers That Be will realize that he's just an all-around shit coach.

    I really want to like Mora, but 4-8 for any reason at UCLA is pretty damning.

    IDGAFARROKS
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  • Gladstone
    Gladstone Member Posts: 16,425
    Sumlin is done. Pool boy has a made that clear. Hopefully UCLA wins just enough to not fire Mora
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  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,689
    CuntWaffle said:

    Graham is done. Didn't he proclaim that last years team was the best he has ever had? The guys looks like he has no idea what the hell he is doing... which is why I think it was effective for a couple of years until others caught on.

    Mora is a loser, that's all he does. UCLA are a bunch of losers though so it is a good fit.

    The only memorable thing Rich Rod has done at Zona (I like to call them "Zona") is shove spiked dildo up Helfrich's ass twice.

    I think that was two years ago.

    And I agree. Him trying to be the DC was idiotic. Well see how it goes with him not being the dc this season.
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  • BearsWiin
    BearsWiin Member Posts: 5,076
    CuntWaffle said:



    The only memorable thing Rich Rod has done at Zona (I like to call them "Zona") is shove spiked dildo up Helfrich's ass twice.

    Nobody but us Bear fans remembers it, but his 2014 team scored 36 poonts in the 4th quarter to beat Cal 49-45.
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  • Baseman
    Baseman Member Posts: 12,381
    BearsWiin said:

    I work out with a guy who played at UCLA when Skippy was QB there, and whose kid played for Graham at ASU a few years ago. He's maintained for years that Graham is all smoke and mirrors, and at some poont the ASU Powers That Be will realize that he's just an all-around shit coach.

    I really want to like Mora, but 4-8 for any reason at UCLA is pretty damning.

    IDGAFARROKS

    I love Jimmy Mora. That 4-8 record is a blip. Another highly ranked recruiting class should have the Bruins pointed in the right direction. Patience: think Rich Brooks (good things take time) only better.
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