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Softy's Sark-tarded man crush

G_O
G_O Member Posts: 108
Is it our imagination that Softy has had a hard-on for Sark, even to this day? Welp today on the radio, while discussing sports memorabilia that could be auctioned for charity, Softy offered up his "The piece of chewed gum Sark handed him during Sark's first press conference."

Why does a grown man have a piece of chewed gum from another man?
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  • pawz
    pawz Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 22,427 Founders Club
    G_O said:

    Is it our imagination that Softy has had a hard-on for Sark, even to this day? Welp today on the radio, while discussing sports memorabilia that could be auctioned for charity, Softy offered up his "The piece of chewed gum Sark handed him during Sark's first press conference."

    Why does a grown man have a piece of chewed gum from another man?

    YKWYWF
  • creepycoug
    creepycoug Member Posts: 24,017

    Because he's a fucking retard that's why. Softy is a complete fucking retard - he's on Kim's level man. The rules here are that you discuss them either to (1) mock their retardedness or (2) mock their retardedness, and for no other purpose.

    Nobody with a fucking brain listens to that guy. Sports talk radio is an abortion. Can anyone tell me the last time Rome or Cowterd made a Fucking point that wasn't either obvious or stupid?

    You get better actual content here when everyone is drunk ... Seriously there is better insight on this board on a bad night than you'll ever get from those butt fucks.

    Haven't listened to softy in particular in several years. Once a dummy always a dummy.


    I used to sell blow in the U district. I'm tuff like that.
    I know; we've been over it. Off topic though.

  • haie
    haie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 23,694 Founders Club

    It's a piece of gum from a slightly above .500 coach. There isn't even any value.

    I doubt even Pepsi would want a piece of gum that was Pete's.

    I might pay for the alcohol infused rage-wad he spit while crossing the 50 two years ago.
  • PostGameOrangeSlices
    PostGameOrangeSlices Member Posts: 27,162

    Because he's a fucking retard that's why. Softy is a complete fucking retard - he's on Kim's level man. The rules here are that you discuss them either to (1) mock their retardedness or (2) mock their retardedness, and for no other purpose.

    Nobody with a fucking brain listens to that guy. Sports talk radio is an abortion. Can anyone tell me the last time Rome or Cowterd made a Fucking point that wasn't either obvious or stupid?

    You get better actual content here when everyone is drunk ... Seriously there is better insight on this board on a bad night than you'll ever get from those butt fucks.

    Haven't listened to softy in particular in several years. Once a dummy always a dummy.


    I used to sell blow in the U district. I'm tuff like that.
    I know; we've been over it. Off topic though.


    Mostly Laurelhurst and Madison Park. Sold CollegeDoog vitamin b
  • CokeGreaterThanPepsi
    CokeGreaterThanPepsi Member Posts: 7,646

    It's a piece of gum from a slightly above .500 coach. There isn't even any value.

    I doubt even Pepsi would want a piece of gum that was Pete's.

    Ha, yeah I wouldn't want that, haha, yeah, totally, not me, no sir, definitely not me, ha.
  • allpurpleallgold
    allpurpleallgold Member Posts: 8,771
    Don't listen to Softy. Listen to Dan Lebatard.
  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839

    Don't listen to Softy. Listen to Dan Lebatard.

    Yep, LeBatard's the best of the bunch rather easily
  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 113,726 Founders Club

    Because he's a fucking retard that's why. Softy is a complete fucking retard - he's on Kim's level man. The rules here are that you discuss them either to (1) mock their retardedness or (2) mock their retardedness, and for no other purpose.

    Nobody with a fucking brain listens to that guy. Sports talk radio is an abortion. Can anyone tell me the last time Rome or Cowterd made a Fucking point that wasn't either obvious or stupid?

    You get better actual content here when everyone is drunk ... Seriously there is better insight on this board on a bad night than you'll ever get from those butt fucks.

    Haven't listened to softy in particular in several years. Once a dummy always a dummy.

    Who?

    Rome managed to upgrade himself off the radio as far as I can tell
  • Meek
    Meek Member Posts: 7,031
    the problem with the gum auction is that 2 key things cannot be verified:

    1) it's actually Sark's gum...unless there's been a DNA test and certificate available.

    2) the gum hasn't been rubbed allover Softy's naked body (as I expect it has)...unless there's a DNA test and certificate available.

  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839
    Meek said:

    the problem with the gum auction is that 2 key things cannot be verified:

    1) it's actually Sark's gum...unless there's been a DNA test and certificate available.

    2) the gum hasn't been rubbed allover Softy's naked body (as I expect it has)...unless there's a DNA test and certificate available.

    LOL, but disagree.

    The problem with the gum auction is it's a fucking gum auction.

    SMOD2016 failed us all.
  • creepycoug
    creepycoug Member Posts: 24,017

    Because he's a fucking retard that's why. Softy is a complete fucking retard - he's on Kim's level man. The rules here are that you discuss them either to (1) mock their retardedness or (2) mock their retardedness, and for no other purpose.

    Nobody with a fucking brain listens to that guy. Sports talk radio is an abortion. Can anyone tell me the last time Rome or Cowterd made a Fucking point that wasn't either obvious or stupid?

    You get better actual content here when everyone is drunk ... Seriously there is better insight on this board on a bad night than you'll ever get from those butt fucks.

    Haven't listened to softy in particular in several years. Once a dummy always a dummy.

    Who?

    Rome managed to upgrade himself off the radio as far as I can tell
    Dude, I heard him just the other day. Maybe he does both. I haven't seen his stupid mug on the tube in fucking ages. But he was definitely on radio as of last week.

    Maybe he was a guest ... don't know, don't keep track. He's a moron. I took a dump this morning that has more thought-provoking observations about sports than that guy has on a good day.
  • GrundleStiltzkin
    GrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,516 Standard Supporter

    Because he's a fucking retard that's why. Softy is a complete fucking retard - he's on Kim's level man. The rules here are that you discuss them either to (1) mock their retardedness or (2) mock their retardedness, and for no other purpose.

    Nobody with a fucking brain listens to that guy. Sports talk radio is an abortion. Can anyone tell me the last time Rome or Cowterd made a Fucking point that wasn't either obvious or stupid?

    You get better actual content here when everyone is drunk ... Seriously there is better insight on this board on a bad night than you'll ever get from those butt fucks.

    Haven't listened to softy in particular in several years. Once a dummy always a dummy.

    Who?

    Rome managed to upgrade himself off the radio as far as I can tell
    Dude, I heard him just the other day. Maybe he does both. I haven't seen his stupid mug on the tube in fucking ages. But he was definitely on radio as of last week.

    Maybe he was a guest ... don't know, don't keep track. He's a moron. I took a dump this morning that has more thought-provoking observations about sports than that guy has on a good day.
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  • Ice_Holmvik
    Ice_Holmvik Member Posts: 2,912
    Race Bannon was there
  • CuntWaffle
    CuntWaffle Member Posts: 22,499
    edited June 2017
    Are you sure he said "gum"?
  • MelloDawg
    MelloDawg Member Posts: 6,844
    Don't forget to compliment him on his rapid weight loss while on his Twitter and call him "Soft One" as you hero worship him
  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 113,726 Founders Club

    Because he's a fucking retard that's why. Softy is a complete fucking retard - he's on Kim's level man. The rules here are that you discuss them either to (1) mock their retardedness or (2) mock their retardedness, and for no other purpose.

    Nobody with a fucking brain listens to that guy. Sports talk radio is an abortion. Can anyone tell me the last time Rome or Cowterd made a Fucking point that wasn't either obvious or stupid?

    You get better actual content here when everyone is drunk ... Seriously there is better insight on this board on a bad night than you'll ever get from those butt fucks.

    Haven't listened to softy in particular in several years. Once a dummy always a dummy.

    Who?

    Rome managed to upgrade himself off the radio as far as I can tell
    Dude, I heard him just the other day. Maybe he does both. I haven't seen his stupid mug on the tube in fucking ages. But he was definitely on radio as of last week.

    Maybe he was a guest ... don't know, don't keep track. He's a moron. I took a dump this morning that has more thought-provoking observations about sports than that guy has on a good day.
    I liked his schtick back in the day although he was always a bit moralistic for my taste. I liked the way he blamed his callers and emailers for outrageous takes that became a bit on the show

    Haven't heard of him in a few years. He used to be all over the TV and radio

  • HuskyJW
    HuskyJW Member Posts: 15,265
    Anybody know what the bidding is at? Asking for a friend....
  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,216 Founders Club
    I hate all fat guys that say "buddy" and "pal" and do ads for thirty ten weight loss.
  • SonnyShackelford
    SonnyShackelford Member Posts: 1,005

    Because he's a fucking retard that's why. Softy is a complete fucking retard - he's on Kim's level man. The rules here are that you discuss them either to (1) mock their retardedness or (2) mock their retardedness, and for no other purpose.

    Nobody with a fucking brain listens to that guy. Sports talk radio is an abortion. Can anyone tell me the last time Rome or Cowterd made a Fucking point that wasn't either obvious or stupid?

    You get better actual content here when everyone is drunk ... Seriously there is better insight on this board on a bad night than you'll ever get from those butt fucks.

    Haven't listened to softy in particular in several years. Once a dummy always a dummy.

    YVBE
  • Baseman
    Baseman Member Posts: 12,369

    Because he's a fucking retard that's why. Softy is a complete fucking retard - he's on Kim's level man. The rules here are that you discuss them either to (1) mock their retardedness or (2) mock their retardedness, and for no other purpose.

    Nobody with a fucking brain listens to that guy. Sports talk radio is an abortion. Can anyone tell me the last time Rome or Cowterd made a Fucking point that wasn't either obvious or stupid?

    You get better actual content here when everyone is drunk ... Seriously there is better insight on this board on a bad night than you'll ever get from those butt fucks.

    Haven't listened to softy in particular in several years. Once a dummy always a dummy.

    Who?

    Rome managed to upgrade himself off the radio as far as I can tell
    Dude, I heard him just the other day. Maybe he does both. I haven't seen his stupid mug on the tube in fucking ages. But he was definitely on radio as of last week.

    Maybe he was a guest ... don't know, don't keep track. He's a moron. I took a dump this morning that has more thought-provoking observations about sports than that guy has on a good day.
    I liked his schtick back in the day although he was always a bit moralistic for my taste. I liked the way he blamed his callers and emailers for outrageous takes that became a bit on the show

    Haven't heard of him in a few years. He used to be all over the TV and radio

    Irrelevance: relegated to obscurity by Skip Bayless
  • Doogles
    Doogles Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 12,726 Founders Club

    Because he's a fucking retard that's why. Softy is a complete fucking retard - he's on Kim's level man. The rules here are that you discuss them either to (1) mock their retardedness or (2) mock their retardedness, and for no other purpose.

    Nobody with a fucking brain listens to that guy. Sports talk radio is an abortion. Can anyone tell me the last time Rome or Cowterd made a Fucking point that wasn't either obvious or stupid?

    You get better actual content here when everyone is drunk ... Seriously there is better insight on this board on a bad night than you'll ever get from those butt fucks.

    Haven't listened to softy in particular in several years. Once a dummy always a dummy.

    Who?

    Rome managed to upgrade himself off the radio as far as I can tell
    Dude, I heard him just the other day. Maybe he does both. I haven't seen his stupid mug on the tube in fucking ages. But he was definitely on radio as of last week.

    Maybe he was a guest ... don't know, don't keep track. He's a moron. I took a dump this morning that has more thought-provoking observations about sports than that guy has on a good day.
    I liked his schtick back in the day although he was always a bit moralistic for my taste. I liked the way he blamed his callers and emailers for outrageous takes that became a bit on the show

    Haven't heard of him in a few years. He used to be all over the TV and radio

    https://youtu.be/H-RMVyOoNF8