Softy's Sark-tarded man crush
Why does a grown man have a piece of chewed gum from another man?
Comments
-
Christ
-
Because he's a fucking retard that's why. Softy is a complete fucking retard - he's on Kim's level man. The rules here are that you discuss them either to (1) mock their retardedness or (2) mock their retardedness, and for no other purpose.
Nobody with a fucking brain listens to that guy. Sports talk radio is an abortion. Can anyone tell me the last time Rome or Cowterd made a Fucking point that wasn't either obvious or stupid?
You get better actual content here when everyone is drunk ... Seriously there is better insight on this board on a bad night than you'll ever get from those butt fucks.
Haven't listened to softy in particular in several years. Once a dummy always a dummy. -
YKWYWFG_O said:Is it our imagination that Softy has had a hard-on for Sark, even to this day? Welp today on the radio, while discussing sports memorabilia that could be auctioned for charity, Softy offered up his "The piece of chewed gum Sark handed him during Sark's first press conference."
Why does a grown man have a piece of chewed gum from another man? -
creepycoug said:
Because he's a fucking retard that's why. Softy is a complete fucking retard - he's on Kim's level man. The rules here are that you discuss them either to (1) mock their retardedness or (2) mock their retardedness, and for no other purpose.
Nobody with a fucking brain listens to that guy. Sports talk radio is an abortion. Can anyone tell me the last time Rome or Cowterd made a Fucking point that wasn't either obvious or stupid?
You get better actual content here when everyone is drunk ... Seriously there is better insight on this board on a bad night than you'll ever get from those butt fucks.
Haven't listened to softy in particular in several years. Once a dummy always a dummy.
The canes suck -
It's a piece of gum from a slightly above .500 coach. There isn't even any value.
I doubt even Pepsi would want a piece of gum that was Pete's. -
RoadDawg55 said:
It's a piece of gum from a slightly above .500 coach. There isn't even any value.
I doubt even Pepsi would want a piece of gum that was Pete's.
Actual footage of @CokeGreaterThanPepsi at a Petersen presser last year
-
I know; we've been over it. Off topic though.PostGameOrangeSlices said:creepycoug said:Because he's a fucking retard that's why. Softy is a complete fucking retard - he's on Kim's level man. The rules here are that you discuss them either to (1) mock their retardedness or (2) mock their retardedness, and for no other purpose.
Nobody with a fucking brain listens to that guy. Sports talk radio is an abortion. Can anyone tell me the last time Rome or Cowterd made a Fucking point that wasn't either obvious or stupid?
You get better actual content here when everyone is drunk ... Seriously there is better insight on this board on a bad night than you'll ever get from those butt fucks.
Haven't listened to softy in particular in several years. Once a dummy always a dummy.
I used to sell blow in the U district. I'm tuff like that.
-
I might pay for the alcohol infused rage-wad he spit while crossing the 50 two years ago.RoadDawg55 said:It's a piece of gum from a slightly above .500 coach. There isn't even any value.
I doubt even Pepsi would want a piece of gum that was Pete's. -
He swallowed the other memorabilia
-
creepycoug said:
I know; we've been over it. Off topic though.PostGameOrangeSlices said:creepycoug said:Because he's a fucking retard that's why. Softy is a complete fucking retard - he's on Kim's level man. The rules here are that you discuss them either to (1) mock their retardedness or (2) mock their retardedness, and for no other purpose.
Nobody with a fucking brain listens to that guy. Sports talk radio is an abortion. Can anyone tell me the last time Rome or Cowterd made a Fucking point that wasn't either obvious or stupid?
You get better actual content here when everyone is drunk ... Seriously there is better insight on this board on a bad night than you'll ever get from those butt fucks.
Haven't listened to softy in particular in several years. Once a dummy always a dummy.
I used to sell blow in the U district. I'm tuff like that.
Mostly Laurelhurst and Madison Park. Sold CollegeDoog vitamin b -
Ha, yeah I wouldn't want that, haha, yeah, totally, not me, no sir, definitely not me, ha.RoadDawg55 said:It's a piece of gum from a slightly above .500 coach. There isn't even any value.
I doubt even Pepsi would want a piece of gum that was Pete's. -
i know you're being sarcastic, but this is the actual photoDerekJohnson said:RoadDawg55 said:It's a piece of gum from a slightly above .500 coach. There isn't even any value.
I doubt even Pepsi would want a piece of gum that was Pete's.
Actual footage of @CokeGreaterThanPepsi at a Petersen presser last year
roadie, chest, teq, and coker before the pod holy war started -
Don't listen to Softy. Listen to Dan Lebatard.
-
What's the alcohol content of the gum?
-
Yep, LeBatard's the best of the bunch rather easilyallpurpleallgold said:Don't listen to Softy. Listen to Dan Lebatard.
-
Who?creepycoug said:Because he's a fucking retard that's why. Softy is a complete fucking retard - he's on Kim's level man. The rules here are that you discuss them either to (1) mock their retardedness or (2) mock their retardedness, and for no other purpose.
Nobody with a fucking brain listens to that guy. Sports talk radio is an abortion. Can anyone tell me the last time Rome or Cowterd made a Fucking point that wasn't either obvious or stupid?
You get better actual content here when everyone is drunk ... Seriously there is better insight on this board on a bad night than you'll ever get from those butt fucks.
Haven't listened to softy in particular in several years. Once a dummy always a dummy.
Rome managed to upgrade himself off the radio as far as I can tell -
the problem with the gum auction is that 2 key things cannot be verified:
1) it's actually Sark's gum...unless there's been a DNA test and certificate available.
2) the gum hasn't been rubbed allover Softy's naked body (as I expect it has)...unless there's a DNA test and certificate available.
-
LOL, but disagree.Meek said:the problem with the gum auction is that 2 key things cannot be verified:
1) it's actually Sark's gum...unless there's been a DNA test and certificate available.
2) the gum hasn't been rubbed allover Softy's naked body (as I expect it has)...unless there's a DNA test and certificate available.
The problem with the gum auction is it's a fucking gum auction.
SMOD2016 failed us all. -
Dude, I heard him just the other day. Maybe he does both. I haven't seen his stupid mug on the tube in fucking ages. But he was definitely on radio as of last week.RaceBannon said:
Who?creepycoug said:Because he's a fucking retard that's why. Softy is a complete fucking retard - he's on Kim's level man. The rules here are that you discuss them either to (1) mock their retardedness or (2) mock their retardedness, and for no other purpose.
Nobody with a fucking brain listens to that guy. Sports talk radio is an abortion. Can anyone tell me the last time Rome or Cowterd made a Fucking point that wasn't either obvious or stupid?
You get better actual content here when everyone is drunk ... Seriously there is better insight on this board on a bad night than you'll ever get from those butt fucks.
Haven't listened to softy in particular in several years. Once a dummy always a dummy.
Rome managed to upgrade himself off the radio as far as I can tell
Maybe he was a guest ... don't know, don't keep track. He's a moron. I took a dump this morning that has more thought-provoking observations about sports than that guy has on a good day. -
Pics?creepycoug said:
Dude, I heard him just the other day. Maybe he does both. I haven't seen his stupid mug on the tube in fucking ages. But he was definitely on radio as of last week.RaceBannon said:
Who?creepycoug said:Because he's a fucking retard that's why. Softy is a complete fucking retard - he's on Kim's level man. The rules here are that you discuss them either to (1) mock their retardedness or (2) mock their retardedness, and for no other purpose.
Nobody with a fucking brain listens to that guy. Sports talk radio is an abortion. Can anyone tell me the last time Rome or Cowterd made a Fucking point that wasn't either obvious or stupid?
You get better actual content here when everyone is drunk ... Seriously there is better insight on this board on a bad night than you'll ever get from those butt fucks.
Haven't listened to softy in particular in several years. Once a dummy always a dummy.
Rome managed to upgrade himself off the radio as far as I can tell
Maybe he was a guest ... don't know, don't keep track. He's a moron. I took a dump this morning that has more thought-provoking observations about sports than that guy has on a good day.
-
Race Bannon was there
-
Are you sure he said "gum"?
-
Don't forget to compliment him on his rapid weight loss while on his Twitter and call him "Soft One" as you hero worship him
-
I liked his schtick back in the day although he was always a bit moralistic for my taste. I liked the way he blamed his callers and emailers for outrageous takes that became a bit on the showcreepycoug said:
Dude, I heard him just the other day. Maybe he does both. I haven't seen his stupid mug on the tube in fucking ages. But he was definitely on radio as of last week.RaceBannon said:
Who?creepycoug said:Because he's a fucking retard that's why. Softy is a complete fucking retard - he's on Kim's level man. The rules here are that you discuss them either to (1) mock their retardedness or (2) mock their retardedness, and for no other purpose.
Nobody with a fucking brain listens to that guy. Sports talk radio is an abortion. Can anyone tell me the last time Rome or Cowterd made a Fucking point that wasn't either obvious or stupid?
You get better actual content here when everyone is drunk ... Seriously there is better insight on this board on a bad night than you'll ever get from those butt fucks.
Haven't listened to softy in particular in several years. Once a dummy always a dummy.
Rome managed to upgrade himself off the radio as far as I can tell
Maybe he was a guest ... don't know, don't keep track. He's a moron. I took a dump this morning that has more thought-provoking observations about sports than that guy has on a good day.
Haven't heard of him in a few years. He used to be all over the TV and radio
-
Anybody know what the bidding is at? Asking for a friend....
-
I hate all fat guys that say "buddy" and "pal" and do ads for thirty ten weight loss.
-
YVBEcreepycoug said:Because he's a fucking retard that's why. Softy is a complete fucking retard - he's on Kim's level man. The rules here are that you discuss them either to (1) mock their retardedness or (2) mock their retardedness, and for no other purpose.
Nobody with a fucking brain listens to that guy. Sports talk radio is an abortion. Can anyone tell me the last time Rome or Cowterd made a Fucking point that wasn't either obvious or stupid?
You get better actual content here when everyone is drunk ... Seriously there is better insight on this board on a bad night than you'll ever get from those butt fucks.
Haven't listened to softy in particular in several years. Once a dummy always a dummy. -
Irrelevance: relegated to obscurity by Skip BaylessRaceBannon said:
I liked his schtick back in the day although he was always a bit moralistic for my taste. I liked the way he blamed his callers and emailers for outrageous takes that became a bit on the showcreepycoug said:
Dude, I heard him just the other day. Maybe he does both. I haven't seen his stupid mug on the tube in fucking ages. But he was definitely on radio as of last week.RaceBannon said:
Who?creepycoug said:Because he's a fucking retard that's why. Softy is a complete fucking retard - he's on Kim's level man. The rules here are that you discuss them either to (1) mock their retardedness or (2) mock their retardedness, and for no other purpose.
Nobody with a fucking brain listens to that guy. Sports talk radio is an abortion. Can anyone tell me the last time Rome or Cowterd made a Fucking point that wasn't either obvious or stupid?
You get better actual content here when everyone is drunk ... Seriously there is better insight on this board on a bad night than you'll ever get from those butt fucks.
Haven't listened to softy in particular in several years. Once a dummy always a dummy.
Rome managed to upgrade himself off the radio as far as I can tell
Maybe he was a guest ... don't know, don't keep track. He's a moron. I took a dump this morning that has more thought-provoking observations about sports than that guy has on a good day.
Haven't heard of him in a few years. He used to be all over the TV and radio -
I'm not your buddy, pal!YellowSnow said:I hate all fat guys that say "buddy" and "pal" and do ads for thirty ten weight loss.
-
RaceBannon said:
I liked his schtick back in the day although he was always a bit moralistic for my taste. I liked the way he blamed his callers and emailers for outrageous takes that became a bit on the showcreepycoug said:
Dude, I heard him just the other day. Maybe he does both. I haven't seen his stupid mug on the tube in fucking ages. But he was definitely on radio as of last week.RaceBannon said:
Who?creepycoug said:Because he's a fucking retard that's why. Softy is a complete fucking retard - he's on Kim's level man. The rules here are that you discuss them either to (1) mock their retardedness or (2) mock their retardedness, and for no other purpose.
Nobody with a fucking brain listens to that guy. Sports talk radio is an abortion. Can anyone tell me the last time Rome or Cowterd made a Fucking point that wasn't either obvious or stupid?
You get better actual content here when everyone is drunk ... Seriously there is better insight on this board on a bad night than you'll ever get from those butt fucks.
Haven't listened to softy in particular in several years. Once a dummy always a dummy.
Rome managed to upgrade himself off the radio as far as I can tell
Maybe he was a guest ... don't know, don't keep track. He's a moron. I took a dump this morning that has more thought-provoking observations about sports than that guy has on a good day.
Haven't heard of him in a few years. He used to be all over the TV and radio
https://youtu.be/H-RMVyOoNF8
