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Our Coaches Hate Recruiting
CokeGreaterThanPepsi
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We will never get another player to commit to us ever again. We have two years left as a program basically. Enjoy it.
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SMOD will save us from our collective self pity.
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Our staff has spent the last month sending lookalikes to camps all around the country to pretend like they are trying to recruit.
Reality is they have been at home playing Player Unknowns Battlegrounds and drinking Pepsi.
I am sorry to tell the truth, but these are the FACTS! -
Me the last 4 weeks caz no one committed -
I CANT HANDLE THE UPS AND DOWNS OF RECRUITING!!!!
And by the way, fuck dawgman for starting that bullshit. Those fuckers, we are fucking fans, we should freak out over any and everything.
Fuck your long walk for perspective, eat a dick. -
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Jerry Sandusky could recruit to Penn State better than our staff can RIGHT NOW and he is in jail for too much TBS.
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Art Vandelay, latex salesman, could close a deal better than our staff could.
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When you miss Bobby Hauck you know you are fucked.
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Who needs large humans to be good at football anyways? Amirite? Or amirite?
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In two years we will be longing for players like Derek Kosub and wondering what the fuck happened.
