Our Coaches Hate Recruiting
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SMOD will save us from our collective self pity.
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Our staff has spent the last month sending lookalikes to camps all around the country to pretend like they are trying to recruit.
Reality is they have been at home playing Player Unknowns Battlegrounds and drinking Pepsi.
I am sorry to tell the truth, but these are the FACTS! -
Me the last 4 weeks caz no one committed -
I CANT HANDLE THE UPS AND DOWNS OF RECRUITING!!!!
And by the way, fuck dawgman for starting that bullshit. Those fuckers, we are fucking fans, we should freak out over any and everything.
Fuck your long walk for perspective, eat a dick. -
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Jerry Sandusky could recruit to Penn State better than our staff can RIGHT NOW and he is in jail for too much TBS.
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Art Vandelay, latex salesman, could close a deal better than our staff could.
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When you miss Bobby Hauck you know you are fucked.
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Who needs large humans to be good at football anyways? Amirite? Or amirite?
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In two years we will be longing for players like Derek Kosub and wondering what the fuck happened.
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CGTP ease down on the messican coke lol
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In this thread: Poopsi puts on a weak meltdown effort.
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Strausser couldn't recruit worth a shit, but he was a very good OL coach. We know Huff can't recruit a sailor into a whorehouse, but can he coach?
If not, I'll join ISIS and run his ass over with a truck. You all can thank me later. -
I hope we get a recruit just to prove you wrong.CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:We will never get another player to commit to us ever again. We have two years left as a program basically. Enjoy it.
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Let me know if you need extra Jihadhis.Passion said:Strausser couldn't recruit worth a shit, but he was a very good OL coach. We know Huff can't recruit a sailor into a whorehouse, but can he coach?
If not, I'll join ISIS and run his ass over with a truck. You all can thank me later. -
Quiz:
Who had his first 6 beers tonight? -
Has he offered more than one opinion in all those posts?
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Viva la Chinsurrection!Baseman said:
Let me know if you need extra Jihadhis.Passion said:Strausser couldn't recruit worth a shit, but he was a very good OL coach. We know Huff can't recruit a sailor into a whorehouse, but can he coach?
If not, I'll join ISIS and run his ass over with a truck. You all can thank me later.
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Now might not be the optimal time to join that organization. They seem to be suffering from major attrition and their capital projects seem to be imploding. I suppose there may be opportunity for advancement though and running someone over with a truck would look good at your annual review.Passion said:If not, I'll join ISIS and run his ass over with a truck. You all can thank me later.
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If we had any fucking perspective, we'd all be volunteering at a homeless shelter or inventing technologies that will help earth reduce climate change.CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:I CANT HANDLE THE UPS AND DOWNS OF RECRUITING!!!!
And by the way, fuck dawgman for starting that bullshit. Those fuckers, we are fucking fans, we should freak out over any and everything.
Fuck your long walk for perspective, eat a dick.
If you want people to come to a website about college football and then tell them to get perspective, it seems you are determined to undermine your own business model. -
CrispedDennis_DeYoung said:
Fuck perspectiveCokeGreaterThanPepsi said:I CANT HANDLE THE UPS AND DOWNS OF RECRUITING!!!!
And by the way, fuck dawgman for starting that bullshit. Those fuckers, we are fucking fans, we should freak out over any and everything.
Fuck your long walk for perspective, eat a dick. -
If we're going to bash PUBG then I'm out.CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:Our staff has spent the last month sending lookalikes to camps all around the country to pretend like they are trying to recruit.
Reality is they have been at home playing Player Unknowns Battlegrounds and drinking Pepsi.
I am sorry to tell the truth, but these are the FACTS!
SteamID? -
We have a summer internship program. Interested?Mad_Son said:
Now might not be the optimal time to join that organization. They seem to be suffering from major attrition and their capital projects seem to be imploding. I suppose there may be opportunity for advancement though and running someone over with a truck would look good at your annual review.Passion said:If not, I'll join ISIS and run his ass over with a truck. You all can thank me later.
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@WilburHooksHands is building me a PC for free, I will play with you once he is done!biak1 said:
If we're going to bash PUBG then I'm out.CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:Our staff has spent the last month sending lookalikes to camps all around the country to pretend like they are trying to recruit.
Reality is they have been at home playing Player Unknowns Battlegrounds and drinking Pepsi.
I am sorry to tell the truth, but these are the FACTS!
SteamID? -
Recruiting sounds like the shittiest fucking thing ever
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The immediacy of social media makes me worry about two many things these days.
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Prison guard...or middle school janitor sounds worse to me.Pitchfork51 said:Recruiting sounds like the shittiest fucking thing ever
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Fucking awesome.CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:
@WilburHooksHands is building me a PC for free, I will play with you once he is done!biak1 said:
If we're going to bash PUBG then I'm out.CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:Our staff has spent the last month sending lookalikes to camps all around the country to pretend like they are trying to recruit.
Reality is they have been at home playing Player Unknowns Battlegrounds and drinking Pepsi.
I am sorry to tell the truth, but these are the FACTS!
SteamID? -
Pitchfork51 said:
Recruiting sounds like the shittiest fucking thing ever
