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Swaye
Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club
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from the buddy I am going with tomorrow. The one whose wife is bringing a friend. He says she is hot with great tits, but a little more "wholesome" than I am used to. An elementary teacher. No kids. 15 years younger than me. Maybe wholesome is what I need? Will report in with pics if she isn't ugly as sin. Will try to fuck either way. Later.
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  • PurpleBaze
    PurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,333 Founders Club
    Swaye said:

    from the buddy I am going with tomorrow. The one whose wife is bringing a friend. He says she is hot with great tits, but a little more "wholesome" than I am used to. An elementary teacher. No kids. 15 years younger than me. Maybe wholesome is what I need? Will report in with pics if she isn't ugly as sin. Will try to fuck either way. Later.

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  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    edited June 2017
    Teachers and nurses are all DTF. Your friends wife is full of shit.

    I say your friends wife because he probably is parroting her opinion.
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  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    edited June 2017
    Swaye said:

    Pitchfork51 said:

    Teachers and nurses are all DTF. Your friends wife is full of shit.

    I say your friends wife because he probably is parroting her opinion.

    I hope not. I've known the wife for 15 years. She knows I am a shallow man whore who requires a certain level of looks before I will "date" them. I'll fuck ugly, but I won't talk to it.
    I'm referring to the wholesome and non dtf part

    Single chicks go on vacation to receive the d
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  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club
    Pitchfork51 said:

    Swaye said:

    Pitchfork51 said:

    Teachers and nurses are all DTF. Your friends wife is full of shit.

    I say your friends wife because he probably is parroting her opinion.

    I hope not. I've known the wife for 15 years. She knows I am a shallow man whore who requires a certain level of looks before I will "date" them. I'll fuck ugly, but I won't talk to it.
    I'm referring to the wholesome and non dtf part
    I am dumb.
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  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club
    I hope wholesome doesn't mean bible thumper. Jesus. It will be a long week avoiding her if so.
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  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club
    GrundleStiltzkin said:

    @allpurpleallgold

    Tagging myself in this thread so I can check back for the pics of the 17 year old.

    I'll start a new thread. I wish I was only 32. The salad days.
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  • theknowledge
    theknowledge Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 5,650 Founders Club
    White panty bitches can surprise you sometimes. Dirty birdies. Please update this thread after visual contact has been made.
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  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    edited June 2017
    Swaye said:

    Pitchfork51 said:

    Swaye said:

    I hope wholesome doesn't mean bible thumper. Jesus. It will be a long week avoiding her if so.

    I don't think there are any Bible thumpers that don't have kids by like 23.

    I would bet you are safe. But be safe. Because she wants kids.
    It's funny, this thing started out as a "come hang with us, we'll pay...this will be fun, and oh yeah my wife is bringing a friend..." It has slowly morphed into something that feels like a week long extended double date. E-mails telling me things like "She is pretty excited to meet you...my wife and her have been shopping for swimming suits all afternoon...she wants to look good...etc." Which is great if she is reasonably good looking, decent to talk to, wants to get shitfaced, and ready for Geronimo coitus. Terribly bad if she is fucking horrible to look at or talk to. I should have known there was some ulterior motive to offering to pay for me. FML.
    You were invited on a vacation because a chick didn't want to feel lonely and it took you this long to figure this all out?

    It IS an extended double date.

    Because of the implication.
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  • backthepack
    backthepack Member Posts: 19,937
    edited June 2017
    GrundleStiltzkin said:

    @allpurpleallgold

    Tagging myself in this thread so I can check back for the pics of the 17 year old.

    Free pub!!!
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  • 89ute
    89ute Member Posts: 2,486
    backthepack said:

    GrundleStiltzkin said:

    @allpurpleallgold

    Tagging myself in this thread so I can check back for the pics of the 17 year old.

    Free pub!!!
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  • backthepack
    backthepack Member Posts: 19,937
    89ute said:

    backthepack said:

    GrundleStiltzkin said:

    @allpurpleallgold

    Tagging myself in this thread so I can check back for the pics of the 17 year old.

    Free pub!!!
    image
    image
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  • DerekJohnson
    DerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 68,535 Founders Club
    edited June 2017
    backthepack said:

    GrundleStiltzkin said:

    @allpurpleallgold

    Tagging myself in this thread so I can check back for the pics of the 17 year old.

    Free pub!!!
    well played. Obi-wan has taught you well
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  • pawz
    pawz Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 22,477 Founders Club
    DerekJohnson said:

    backthepack said:

    GrundleStiltzkin said:

    @allpurpleallgold

    Tagging myself in this thread so I can check back for the pics of the 17 year old.

    Free pub!!!
    well played. Obi-wan has taught you well
    CFAMP
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  • whlinder
    whlinder Member Posts: 5,274
    It's been over 8 hours. We expect that you have boned her by now.
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  • tenndawg
    tenndawg Member Posts: 1,161
    Swaye has her spellbound:

    "I don't really kill bugs, I just sit in the company truck poasting on the company IPAD"

    She's naked and swooning by now...
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  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    Swaye said:

    So here's the situation. Got to the resort. The one couple got a two bedroom suite. The other married dude shacked up with them in the spare room. The friends I am with got a a three bedroom quite. Shit is nice. They put me in one bedroom, and the wife's friend in the other. Of course she is still snoring softly after being Geronimo'd last night.

    Guess we will use the other room for storage. Good times. Feel like I am getting my mojo back post rehab.

    I'm going to get coffee. For free. Victory.

    They put a shitload of milk in it. Another weird thing I remember.
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  • dflea
    dflea Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 7,287 Swaye's Wigwam
    Swaye said:

    So here's the situation. Got to the resort. The one couple got a two bedroom suite. The other married dude shacked up with them in the spare room. The friends I am with got a a three bedroom quite. Shit is nice. They put me in one bedroom, and the wife's friend in the other. Of course she is still snoring softly after being Geronimo'd last night.

    Guess we will use the other room for storage. Good times. Feel like I am getting my mojo back post rehab.

    I'm going to get coffee. For free. Victory.

    You're my fucking hero.
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