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Think of her as being like Race only not near as hotSwaye said:
It's funny, this thing started out as a "come hang with us, we'll pay...this will be fun, and oh yeah my wife is bringing a friend..." It has slowly morphed into something that feels like a week long extended double date. E-mails telling me things like "She is pretty excited to meet you...my wife and her have been shopping for swimming suits all afternoon...she wants to look good...etc." Which is great if she is reasonably good looking, decent to talk to, wants to get shitfaced, and ready for Geronimo coitus. Terribly bad if she is fucking horrible to look at or talk to. I should have known there was some ulterior motive to offering to pay for me. FML.Pitchfork51 said:
I don't think there are any Bible thumpers that don't have kids by like 23.Swaye said:I hope wholesome doesn't mean bible thumper. Jesus. It will be a long week avoiding her if so.
I would bet you are safe. But be safe. Because she wants kids. -
She's white. Probably has a skinny ass. You'll hate her.allpurpleallgold said:Pics or stfu
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Tagging myself in this thread so I can check back for the pics of the 17 year old. -
I'll start a new thread. I wish I was only 32. The salad days.GrundleStiltzkin said:@allpurpleallgold
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White panty bitches can surprise you sometimes. Dirty birdies. Please update this thread after visual contact has been made.
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theknowledge said:
White panty bitches can surprise you sometimes. Dirty birdies. Please update this thread after visual contact has been made.
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Swaye said:
Will report in with pics if she isn't ugly as sin. Will try to fuck either way. Later.
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You were invited on a vacation because a chick didn't want to feel lonely and it took you this long to figure this all out?Swaye said:
It's funny, this thing started out as a "come hang with us, we'll pay...this will be fun, and oh yeah my wife is bringing a friend..." It has slowly morphed into something that feels like a week long extended double date. E-mails telling me things like "She is pretty excited to meet you...my wife and her have been shopping for swimming suits all afternoon...she wants to look good...etc." Which is great if she is reasonably good looking, decent to talk to, wants to get shitfaced, and ready for Geronimo coitus. Terribly bad if she is fucking horrible to look at or talk to. I should have known there was some ulterior motive to offering to pay for me. FML.Pitchfork51 said:
I don't think there are any Bible thumpers that don't have kids by like 23.Swaye said:I hope wholesome doesn't mean bible thumper. Jesus. It will be a long week avoiding her if so.
I would bet you are safe. But be safe. Because she wants kids.
It IS an extended double date.
Because of the implication. -
Your friend's wife is teeing up for a threesome. You need to drown your friend in rum all day and then move on the opening after he passes out.Swaye said:
I hope not. I've known the wife for 15 years. She knows I am a shallow man whore who requires a certain level of looks before I will "date" them. I'll fuck ugly, but I won't talk to it.Pitchfork51 said:Teachers and nurses are all DTF. Your friends wife is full of shit.
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Free pub!!!GrundleStiltzkin said:@allpurpleallgold
Tagging myself in this thread so I can check back for the pics of the 17 year old.
