Attention Faggots

Swaye said:

Pitchfork51 said:

Swaye said:

Pitchfork51 said:

Swaye said:

Pitchfork51 said:

Swaye said:

Pitchfork51 said:

I like the all inclusive. I did one a few years ago in the DR. I was with my girlfriend gay lover at the time though.

The beer is shitty but since it's free and unlimited you can just drink it until it starts getting warm (within like 2 minutes) and dump it out for a new one.

That's about the only thing I have to say on the topic.

Plus from you it's like 2 hours away so pretty easy.

I'll just suck down Red Stripes like water.

It's better than the shitty DR beer. I forgot what it's called but it makes keystone light taste like a double IPA.

Red Stripe strikes me like PBR, not good beer but good shitty beer, if you know what I mean. And before any of you assholes say it, I had my first PBR in 1988, before it was a hipster fag beer.

Yeah pretty much.

When did pbr become the hipster thing? Must be like 2011.

Lol I remember back when I was a junior or sophomore we had a sorority over to direct the pledges to build a float or some shit. We put out like 6 thirty packs and one of them was pbr.

After a couple hours all of the beer was gone except for the untouched pbr. Nobody liked that shit at the time. Must've been 2010 or so.

I gotta tell you, growing up poor on the res, PBR was a top flight cheap beer. In fact, it was THE top flight cheap beer. To this day it is the best cheap beer I have ever had, but that might owe to the fact that I drank about a hundred cases of it in high school. Weird that I became an alcoholic.

There was a super shitty gas station called the Pride right next to my house when I turned 21. 12.99 keystone (always warm) was the go to.
Before I was 21 it was all mixed shooters because chicks wouldn't drink beer.

Prestige vodka all day every day.

Thank REAL God you missed the nightmare known as Zima.

Swaye said:

dflea said:

Keystone is the worst shit ever created. I bought one at the little store in Glenoma once when I was in Morton hunting elk. The weather was hot and dry and I was really thirsty. I took a couple drinks and poured the rest of that shit out in the parking lot.

Never before in history had I ever considered pouring out a cold beer before that one. Fuck Keystone.

In high school, the beer was Rainier, Schmidt, or Strohs - all shit beer. Old English if we had the scratch for it. And fucking California Coolers for the chicks at the party. Then they wanted Bartles & James coolers. I wanted to kick my own ass for ever buying coolers, but they did get wimmen out of their clothes pretty quickly.

When I was at UW, we drank a fair amount of BEER. White can, black letters, dirt cheap. BEER Fuck we were poor.





Here I am participating in the faggot thread again. Fuckola.

I don't even think they sold Rainer in Texas when I was a youngin. If they did I never noticed it. Cheap beers were pretty much PBR, Lone Star Beer, Stroh's, and Milwaukees Best. PBR was the best of that shit sandwich. Lone Star a close second, Stroh's not far behind that, and The Beast coming in at bilge water level taste.