Pick up lines guaranteed to work
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Talking works best on drunk women.
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@RoadDawg55!!!! True???doogie said: -
Suck-ee p-p
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Wow, random curveballs thrown with confidence get you laid?! Shocker!!1!
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Are you into Mexican food?
Cuz I'd like to wrap you in a tortilla and make you my bae-ritto. -
do you roll your rr''s when you say it?
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Tor - till - uhdoogie said:do you roll your rr''s when you say it?
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I met s girl at a party and we hit it off so I asked where she wanted to have breakfast in the morning. She was speechless for a moment than got this huge smile.
Then her boyfriend gives me props for a great line as he whisked her away. I didn't know he was there -
I always liked the line John Lennon used on the girl who eventually became his first wife.
Lennon asked her out, but when she said that she was engaged, he screamed out, "I didn't ask you to fuckin' marry me, did I?"
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WTF?
Likewise, the researchers said that men should approach women and say “your roof is a lover’s shoulder” or “your garden is the sea of flowers” rather than sticking to a more prosaic phrase like “your door is very strong.” -
It's the chinks trying to fuck up white boy's game to make up for small penis and swoop in to turn pretty American girls into devoted communist servants.alumni94 said:WTF?
Likewise, the researchers said that men should approach women and say “your roof is a lover’s shoulder” or “your garden is the sea of flowers” rather than sticking to a more prosaic phrase like “your door is very strong.”
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Of course a brand new 30th floor BellTown water facing condo, doesn't hurt.
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But that's in Seattle, right???doogie said:Of course a brand new 30th floor BellTown water facing condo, doesn't hurt.
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Aside from John and Kate Gosselin, has there ever been a white chick with an Asian guy?PurpleJ said:
It's the chinks trying to fuck up white boy's game to make up for small penis and swoop in to turn pretty American girls into devoted communist servants.alumni94 said:WTF?
Likewise, the researchers said that men should approach women and say “your roof is a lover’s shoulder” or “your garden is the sea of flowers” rather than sticking to a more prosaic phrase like “your door is very strong.”
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@RoadDawg55 and your mom!PurpleThrobber said:
Aside from John and Kate Gosselin, has there ever been a white chick with an Asian guy?PurpleJ said:
It's the chinks trying to fuck up white boy's game to make up for small penis and swoop in to turn pretty American girls into devoted communist servants.alumni94 said:WTF?
Likewise, the researchers said that men should approach women and say “your roof is a lover’s shoulder” or “your garden is the sea of flowers” rather than sticking to a more prosaic phrase like “your door is very strong.” -
@YellowThrobber, true?dnc said:
@RoadDawg55 and your mom!PurpleThrobber said:
Aside from John and Kate Gosselin, has there ever been a white chick with an Asian guy?PurpleJ said:
It's the chinks trying to fuck up white boy's game to make up for small penis and swoop in to turn pretty American girls into devoted communist servants.alumni94 said:WTF?
Likewise, the researchers said that men should approach women and say “your roof is a lover’s shoulder” or “your garden is the sea of flowers” rather than sticking to a more prosaic phrase like “your door is very strong.”
