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whlinder
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Live coverage of the men's rowing national championship:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BZBq9s8dRTg
Cc @creepycoug
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BZBq9s8dRTgCc @creepycoug
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Fuck fucking fuck fuck. Yale by a bow ball. Washington would have passed them if we just had more time.
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You sound rich.YellowSnow said:Fuck fucking fuck fuck. Yale by a bow ball. Washington would have passed them if we just had more time.
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Ugh, that fucking sucked. Less than a tenth of a second. Fuck fuck fuckYellowSnow said:Fuck fucking fuck fuck. Yale by a bow ball. Washington would have passed them if we just had more time.
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Chinned for "bow ball". I wonder if the wife will appreciate my overtures more if I say something like, "how 'bout you get on your knees and I bring the bow ball?"YellowSnow said:Fuck fucking fuck fuck. Yale by a bow ball. Washington would have passed them if we just had more time.
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Hardly. I'm fucking patheticly middle class.WilburHooksHands said:
You sound rich.YellowSnow said:Fuck fucking fuck fuck. Yale by a bow ball. Washington would have passed them if we just had more time.
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We still won the natty, right?
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We won 3 of 4 races so maybe some team title silliness but that doesn't matter. The "Natty" is the V8 race. Yale by the way hasn't won a natty in Crew in a long long time. Maybe ever depending on how you qualify it.CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:We still won the natty, right?
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Yeah I've noticed UW rowing hasn't said they won the National Championship, fucking fuck.
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I think it's been a long time for them but Gladstone is legit. He's now up to the 2nd most IRA titles ever and only some Race Bannon contemporary from Cornell (pre 1920) has more.YellowSnow said:
We won 3 of 4 races so maybe some team title silliness but that doesn't matter. The "Natty" is the V8 race. Yale by the way hasn't won a natty in Crew in a long long time. Maybe ever depending on how you qualify it.CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:We still won the natty, right?
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Margins of victory in rowing closest to most lopsided:creepycoug said:
Chinned for "bow ball". I wonder if the wife will appreciate my overtures more if I say something like, "how 'bout you get on your knees and I bring the bow ball?"YellowSnow said:Fuck fucking fuck fuck. Yale by a bow ball. Washington would have passed them if we just had more time.
- a bow ball
- a seat
- a deck
- there or four seats
- half a length
- a length
- open water
Seems like bow ball is really your only viable option here. -
I thought "a taint" was a viable and measurable distance.YellowSnow said:
Margins of victory in rowing closest to most lopsided:creepycoug said:
Chinned for "bow ball". I wonder if the wife will appreciate my overtures more if I say something like, "how 'bout you get on your knees and I bring the bow ball?"YellowSnow said:Fuck fucking fuck fuck. Yale by a bow ball. Washington would have passed them if we just had more time.
- a bow ball
- a seat
- a deck
- there or four seats
- half a length
- a length
- open water
Seems like bow ball is really your only viable option here. -
Free pub!!!122Swaye said:
I thought "a taint" was a viable and measurable distance.YellowSnow said:
Margins of victory in rowing closest to most lopsided:creepycoug said:
Chinned for "bow ball". I wonder if the wife will appreciate my overtures more if I say something like, "how 'bout you get on your knees and I bring the bow ball?"YellowSnow said:Fuck fucking fuck fuck. Yale by a bow ball. Washington would have passed them if we just had more time.
- a bow ball
- a seat
- a deck
- there or four seats
- half a length
- a length
- open water
Seems like bow ball is really your only viable option here. -
When did Sinn Fein get into upper class toff bullshit like rowboat?
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I don't know. Did they vote you the winner?CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:We still won the natty, right?
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Granted @Swaye you've probably seen a larger sample pool of taints in your lifespan than me, but I suspect there is too much disparity between lengths. I feel that the diameter of a bow ball is going to be less than median taint length.Swaye said:
I thought "a taint" was a viable and measurable distance.YellowSnow said:
Margins of victory in rowing closest to most lopsided:creepycoug said:
Chinned for "bow ball". I wonder if the wife will appreciate my overtures more if I say something like, "how 'bout you get on your knees and I bring the bow ball?"YellowSnow said:Fuck fucking fuck fuck. Yale by a bow ball. Washington would have passed them if we just had more time.
- a bow ball
- a seat
- a deck
- there or four seats
- half a length
- a length
- open water
Seems like bow ball is really your only viable option here.
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Gladstone wins we ever he goes- i.e., multiple NT's coaching Men's Rowing at Cal, Brown, Cal for a 2nd stint, and now Yale. He probably is the guy most responsible for introducing foreign oarsman into US Collegiate Rowing. I think that started in earnest when he was coaching at Brown in the early 90's.whlinder said:
I think it's been a long time for them but Gladstone is legit. He's now up to the 2nd most IRA titles ever and only some Race Bannon contemporary from Cornell (pre 1920) has more.YellowSnow said:
We won 3 of 4 races so maybe some team title silliness but that doesn't matter. The "Natty" is the V8 race. Yale by the way hasn't won a natty in Crew in a long long time. Maybe ever depending on how you qualify it.CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:We still won the natty, right?
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Here's how close in what is reality, basically a foot or so.
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thudoregonblitzkrieg said:
I don't know. Did they vote you the winner?CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:We still won the natty, right?
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Never understood rowing. Waking up early and training your fucking ass off for...that?
We beat Hitler though so that's pretty cool. More than Bama can say. -
I feel that way about any club, D-3, NAIA sport.PostGameOrangeSlices said:Never understood rowing. Waking up early and training your fucking ass off for...that?
We beat Hitler though so that's pretty cool. More than Bama can say. -
It's a D-1 Varsity Sport at all the schools that "care" about men's rowing- ie all the programs at the IRA regatta. Just not part of the NCAA is the main difference.RoadDawg55 said:
I feel that way about any club, D-3, NAIA sport.PostGameOrangeSlices said:Never understood rowing. Waking up early and training your fucking ass off for...that?
We beat Hitler though so that's pretty cool. More than Bama can say.
Yes, you train a lot for only a brief amount of glory, but there's something that's pretty bad ass and rewarding about imposing you will on other humans. It scratches that comptetive itch. -
You are imposing your will on a wooden boatYellowSnow said:
It's a D-1 Varsity Sport at all the schools that "care" about men's rowing- ie all the programs at the IRA regatta. Just not part of the NCAA is the main difference.RoadDawg55 said:
I feel that way about any club, D-3, NAIA sport.PostGameOrangeSlices said:Never understood rowing. Waking up early and training your fucking ass off for...that?
We beat Hitler though so that's pretty cool. More than Bama can say.
Yes, you train a lot for only a brief amount of glory, but there's something that's pretty bad ass and rewarding about imposing you will on other humans. It scratches that comptetive itch. -
I know, right?PostGameOrangeSlices said:
You are imposing your will on a wooden boatYellowSnow said:
It's a D-1 Varsity Sport at all the schools that "care" about men's rowing- ie all the programs at the IRA regatta. Just not part of the NCAA is the main difference.RoadDawg55 said:
I feel that way about any club, D-3, NAIA sport.PostGameOrangeSlices said:Never understood rowing. Waking up early and training your fucking ass off for...that?
We beat Hitler though so that's pretty cool. More than Bama can say.
Yes, you train a lot for only a brief amount of glory, but there's something that's pretty bad ass and rewarding about imposing you will on other humans. It scratches that comptetive itch.
It's so much more meaningful to watch a bunch of dumb fucks who can barely reedstrong knock the shit out of each other trying to track down a leather peanut.
It's so much more understandable thinking about a guy training his ass off, pumping himself full of juice, and basically devoting his life to running fast in a straight line for 9+ seconds for next to no money.
You see - you can make almost anything sound ridiculous.
If you attend, say, Swarthmore College, major in math or econ and want to climb the Goldman Sachs ladder (and, contrary to current noise, that is still a road to riches if you have the juice), I promise you, they will pick an athlete over a non-athlete every fucking time for obvious reasons.
Entertaining you sister fuckers isn't the only reason to play college sports.
Actually, I take that all back. You're right. -
Be an IMA intramural basketball all star and then pop off!YellowSnow said:
It's a D-1 Varsity Sport at all the schools that "care" about men's rowing- ie all the programs at the IRA regatta. Just not part of the NCAA is the main difference.RoadDawg55 said:
I feel that way about any club, D-3, NAIA sport.PostGameOrangeSlices said:Never understood rowing. Waking up early and training your fucking ass off for...that?
We beat Hitler though so that's pretty cool. More than Bama can say.
Yes, you train a lot for only a brief amount of glory, but there's something that's pretty bad ass and rewarding about imposing you will on other humans. It scratches that comptetive itch. -
Rowing is gay unless you rape and pillage when you get off the boat. We've been over this before.
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Your ideas interest me. May I subscribe to your newsletter?YellowSnow said:
Granted @Swaye you've probably seen a larger sample pool of taints in your lifespan than me, but I suspect there is too much disparity between lengths. I feel that the diameter of a bow ball is going to be less than median taint length.Swaye said:
I thought "a taint" was a viable and measurable distance.YellowSnow said:
Margins of victory in rowing closest to most lopsided:creepycoug said:
Chinned for "bow ball". I wonder if the wife will appreciate my overtures more if I say something like, "how 'bout you get on your knees and I bring the bow ball?"YellowSnow said:Fuck fucking fuck fuck. Yale by a bow ball. Washington would have passed them if we just had more time.
- a bow ball
- a seat
- a deck
- there or four seats
- half a length
- a length
- open water
Seems like bow ball is really your only viable option here. -
FREE PUB!creepycoug said:
I know, right?PostGameOrangeSlices said:
You are imposing your will on a wooden boatYellowSnow said:
It's a D-1 Varsity Sport at all the schools that "care" about men's rowing- ie all the programs at the IRA regatta. Just not part of the NCAA is the main difference.RoadDawg55 said:
I feel that way about any club, D-3, NAIA sport.PostGameOrangeSlices said:Never understood rowing. Waking up early and training your fucking ass off for...that?
We beat Hitler though so that's pretty cool. More than Bama can say.
Yes, you train a lot for only a brief amount of glory, but there's something that's pretty bad ass and rewarding about imposing you will on other humans. It scratches that comptetive itch.
It's so much more meaningful to watch a bunch of dumb fucks who can barely reedstrong knock the shit out of each other trying to track down a leather peanut.
It's so much more understandable thinking about a guy training his ass off, pumping himself full of juice, and basically devoting his life to running fast in a straight line for 9+ seconds for next to no money.
You see - you can make almost anything sound ridiculous.
If you attend, say, Swarthmore College, major in math or econ and want to climb the Goldman Sachs ladder (and, contrary to current noise, that is still a road to riches if you have the juice), I promise you, they will pick an athlete over a non-athlete every fucking time for obvious reasons.
Entertaining you sister fuckers isn't the only reason to play college sports.
Actually, I take that all back. You're right. -
Fixed.PostGameOrangeSlices said:
You are imposing your will on a carbon-fibre reinforced polymer boatYellowSnow said:
It's a D-1 Varsity Sport at all the schools that "care" about men's rowing- ie all the programs at the IRA regatta. Just not part of the NCAA is the main difference.RoadDawg55 said:
I feel that way about any club, D-3, NAIA sport.PostGameOrangeSlices said:Never understood rowing. Waking up early and training your fucking ass off for...that?
We beat Hitler though so that's pretty cool. More than Bama can say.
Yes, you train a lot for only a brief amount of glory, but there's something that's pretty bad ass and rewarding about imposing you will on other humans. It scratches that comptetive itch.
If the other human is able to impose their will with more power and skill on their boat, you will feel like a big pussy. Trust me on this. -
Can we get a couple pics of the sisters before jumping to any conclusions?creepycoug said:
I know, right?PostGameOrangeSlices said:
You are imposing your will on a wooden boatYellowSnow said:
It's a D-1 Varsity Sport at all the schools that "care" about men's rowing- ie all the programs at the IRA regatta. Just not part of the NCAA is the main difference.RoadDawg55 said:
I feel that way about any club, D-3, NAIA sport.PostGameOrangeSlices said:Never understood rowing. Waking up early and training your fucking ass off for...that?
We beat Hitler though so that's pretty cool. More than Bama can say.
Yes, you train a lot for only a brief amount of glory, but there's something that's pretty bad ass and rewarding about imposing you will on other humans. It scratches that comptetive itch.
It's so much more meaningful to watch a bunch of dumb fucks who can barely reedstrong knock the shit out of each other trying to track down a leather peanut.
It's so much more understandable thinking about a guy training his ass off, pumping himself full of juice, and basically devoting his life to running fast in a straight line for 9+ seconds for next to no money.
You see - you can make almost anything sound ridiculous.
If you attend, say, Swarthmore College, major in math or econ and want to climb the Goldman Sachs ladder (and, contrary to current noise, that is still a road to riches if you have the juice), I promise you, they will pick an athlete over a non-athlete every fucking time for obvious reasons.
Entertaining you sister fuckers isn't the only reason to play college sports.
Actually, I take that all back. You're right.
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Working on it.PurpleThrobber said:
Can we get a couple pics of the sisters before jumping to any conclusions?creepycoug said:
I know, right?PostGameOrangeSlices said:
You are imposing your will on a wooden boatYellowSnow said:
It's a D-1 Varsity Sport at all the schools that "care" about men's rowing- ie all the programs at the IRA regatta. Just not part of the NCAA is the main difference.RoadDawg55 said:
I feel that way about any club, D-3, NAIA sport.PostGameOrangeSlices said:Never understood rowing. Waking up early and training your fucking ass off for...that?
We beat Hitler though so that's pretty cool. More than Bama can say.
Yes, you train a lot for only a brief amount of glory, but there's something that's pretty bad ass and rewarding about imposing you will on other humans. It scratches that comptetive itch.
It's so much more meaningful to watch a bunch of dumb fucks who can barely reedstrong knock the shit out of each other trying to track down a leather peanut.
It's so much more understandable thinking about a guy training his ass off, pumping himself full of juice, and basically devoting his life to running fast in a straight line for 9+ seconds for next to no money.
You see - you can make almost anything sound ridiculous.
If you attend, say, Swarthmore College, major in math or econ and want to climb the Goldman Sachs ladder (and, contrary to current noise, that is still a road to riches if you have the juice), I promise you, they will pick an athlete over a non-athlete every fucking time for obvious reasons.
Entertaining you sister fuckers isn't the only reason to play college sports.
Actually, I take that all back. You're right.
