Tiger Woods is BAC bitches

GrundleStiltzkin · May 2017

OONYPBE

Swaye · May 2017

PM to Tiger

You are worth over 500 million dollars. Just pack it in, sit in one of your many mansions and bang out 10K a day dime hookers I could only dream of all day. Idiot.

allpurpleallgold · May 2017

Swaye said:
PM to Tiger

You are worth over 500 million dollars. Just pack it in, sit in one of your many mansions and bang out 10K a day dime hookers I could only dream of all day. Idiot.

It's Eldrick.

tenndawg · May 2017

Swaye said:
PM to Tiger

You are worth over 500 million dollars. Just pack it in, sit in one of your many mansions and bang out 10K a day dime hookers I could only dream of all day. Idiot.

Eldrick:

You can sail the seven seas, you can search high and low - this is the best advice you will ever receive...

Let tatted sluts call you "Tiggy Pu" and pretend it's love

No women has ever given a fuck about you for anything but money anyway...

Same as it ever was

Swaye · May 2017

Seriously, when you are worth that kind of cheddar, just say fuck it. Stop being the laughingstock of the gold world and having your life dissected. Retire, get a good coke habit going, and fuck top shelf pussy none of us losers could ever sniff. Fly private jets everywhere, gamble, just totally fuck off all the time. At 740 million you'd never run out of money. Idiot.