Lavar Ball
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Haters gonna hate.rustysavage said:It means, fuck Lavar with a fire hydrant. And Lamelo with a 757 for the half court shot. Wish I had I had been on the other team to go draymond and kick his nuts back up his stomach.
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For future reference - the fire hydrant should be rusty and covered with a fast acting AIDS virusrustysavage said:It means, fuck Lavar with a fire hydrant. And Lamelo with a 757 for the half court shot. Wish I had I had been on the other team to go draymond and kick his nuts back up his stomach.
And you don't "fuck Lavar" you twist it into his discipline hole
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I'll try to utilize your sage advice. God blesstenndawg said:
For future reference - the fire hydrant should be rusty and covered with a fast acting AIDS virusrustysavage said:It means, fuck Lavar with a fire hydrant. And Lamelo with a 757 for the half court shot. Wish I had I had been on the other team to go draymond and kick his nuts back up his stomach.
And you don't "fuck Lavar" you twist it into his discipline hole
Your poast did show some promise though... -
That and He will be a marginal role player in the NBA, just like every Bruin since Westbrook. Ball's shoes aren't gonna do shit as there is no street cred involved at all. 300 fools pre-ordered when Ball had the equivalent of Millions of $$$ of Free Pub. to get those orders. And none will ship until November. Eventually once Ball is drafted, no one will be giving Lavar the free pub He is getting now. And his shitty shoes will be forgotten about and laughed at.PurpleThrobber said:What Lavar Ball fails to understand is that Lonzo is the brand, not Lavar.
And, frankly, he's a nice player but the only personality we've seen is his father's.
Nobody bought Nikes because of James Jordan.
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Lonzo Ball will be a NBA All Star
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Stugotz was on Mike and Mike this morning, said LaVarr is the person LeBatard has been waiting his entire career for. Said LaVarr will single handedly keep LeBatard on the air 5 years after he otherwise turns booring and should be fired.
I love LaVarr. Just like I love Don Yee telling all the bama and Clempson players they should sit out the national title game. -
I'm convincedRaceBannon said:Lonzo Ball will be a NBA All Star
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Lonzo won't be a star because all point guards are supposed to lead the NCAA in assists.PurpleThrobber said:ThomasFremont said:
So he's a good role player, but he doesn't suck? OK!RoadDawg55 said:
Lonzo won't suck. Good role players aren't selling shoes though. The youngest one can play.ThomasFremont said:They're all gonna suck in the NBA, so it's a mute poont.
The youngest is the biggest fag of the bunch.
Bookmark this fucking thread, cuz NONE of them will do shit in the league.
Ab-so-fucking-lutely. They will be nice college players. It boggles my mind that Lonzo is touted as some sort of generational game-changing talent just because he passes the damned ball. D'uh- that's what point guards are supposed to do.ThomasFremont said:
So he's a good role player, but he doesn't suck? OK!RoadDawg55 said:
Lonzo won't suck. Good role players aren't selling shoes though. The youngest one can play.ThomasFremont said:They're all gonna suck in the NBA, so it's a mute poont.
The youngest is the biggest fag of the bunch.
Bookmark this fucking thread, cuz NONE of them will do shit in the league.
That shitty shot of his is going to get swatted.
And nobody is going to want to play with that other one, LaMelo who refuses to the pass the ball and cherry picks every chance he gets. He'll get fudge packed.
And if he pulls that point down at half-court and shoot shit, he might get killed. Please god, let UCLA play West Virgina next year so Huggy Bear's men can prison rape him.
The middle one doesn't have the body to play the 3 at the next level - and he's too Lavar fat and slow to play guard.
The Porter brothers will make more money in the pros. Mark it down in ink.
I don't think very many believe he's a generational talent. He's a good prospect who will be picked high.
The youngest one refuses to pass the call in high school and cherry picks. I'm sure no great players were like that in high school.
Don't let the kid pull from half court. What you are whining about is the same as the pussies who whine about teams running up the score, etc.
Michael Porter Jr is probably the best prospect the last ten years. He truly is a generational talent.
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Rather easily. Jontay could never play a day in the pros and this will still be the case.PurpleThrobber said:ThomasFremont said:
So he's a good role player, but he doesn't suck? OK!RoadDawg55 said:
Lonzo won't suck. Good role players aren't selling shoes though. The youngest one can play.ThomasFremont said:They're all gonna suck in the NBA, so it's a mute poont.
The youngest is the biggest fag of the bunch.
Bookmark this fucking thread, cuz NONE of them will do shit in the league.
Ab-so-fucking-lutely. They will be nice college players. It boggles my mind that Lonzo is touted as some sort of generational game-changing talent just because he passes the damned ball. D'uh- that's what point guards are supposed to do.ThomasFremont said:
So he's a good role player, but he doesn't suck? OK!RoadDawg55 said:
Lonzo won't suck. Good role players aren't selling shoes though. The youngest one can play.ThomasFremont said:They're all gonna suck in the NBA, so it's a mute poont.
The youngest is the biggest fag of the bunch.
Bookmark this fucking thread, cuz NONE of them will do shit in the league.
That shitty shot of his is going to get swatted.
And nobody is going to want to play with that other one, LaMelo who refuses to the pass the ball and cherry picks every chance he gets. He'll get fudge packed.
And if he pulls that point down at half-court and shoot shit, he might get killed. Please god, let UCLA play West Virgina next year so Huggy Bear's men can prison rape him.
The middle one doesn't have the body to play the 3 at the next level - and he's too Lavar fat and slow to play guard.
The Porter brothers will make more money in the pros. Mark it down in ink. -
RoadDawg55 said:
And honestly, the shoes are way better than any Curry shoe that is out.
Currys shoes look basically the same since version one. Under Armor needs to shake things up. If you looked at Jordan lines, they took risks and changed a design of them through most iterations. Some didn't pan out (Jordan 14s for example) but some did (Jordan 11 - Space Jam edition, Jordan 5s etc) -
With all due respect, this is the single dumbest thing I have ever read.ThomasFremont said:
I'm convincedRaceBannon said:Lonzo Ball will be a NBA All Star
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I feel vindicated.RaceBannon said:
With all due respect, this is the single dumbest thing I have ever read.ThomasFremont said:
I'm convincedRaceBannon said:Lonzo Ball will be a NBA All Star
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Big if true.RoadDawg55 said:
Lonzo won't suck. Good role players aren't selling shoes though. The youngest one can play.ThomasFremont said:They're all gonna suck in the NBA, so it's a mute poont.
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He's like a slightly darker even shittier Ryan ApplebyTierbsHsotBoobs said:
Big if true.RoadDawg55 said:
Lonzo won't suck. Good role players aren't selling shoes though. The youngest one can play.ThomasFremont said:They're all gonna suck in the NBA, so it's a mute poont.
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He's the #1 PG in his class, but still.
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Recruiting rankings are dumb and bad.RoadDawg55 said:He's the #1 PG in his class, but still.
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It's dumber than basing that he sucks off an AAU game?TierbsHsotBoobs said:
Recruiting rankings are dumb and bad.RoadDawg55 said:He's the #1 PG in his class, but still.
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He's a bitch ass ballhog until he isn'tRoadDawg55 said:
It's dumber than basing that he sucks off an AAU game?TierbsHsotBoobs said:
Recruiting rankings are dumb and bad.RoadDawg55 said:He's the #1 PG in his class, but still.
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crispedTierbsHsotBoobs said:
He's a bitch ass ballRoadDawg55 said:
It's dumber than basing that he sucks off an AAU game?TierbsHsotBoobs said:
Recruiting rankings are dumb and bad.RoadDawg55 said:He's the #1 PG in his class, but still.
hoguntil he isn't
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Axeually, he is the #2 PG per Scout and ESPN, and #3 per Rivals.RoadDawg55 said:He's the #1 PG in his class, but still.
Irregardless, he's a sophomore. Rodrick and Lodrick Stewart were like one and two in their class as sophomores. Tony Wroten was number one in his class as a sophomore.
He's probably going to be pretty good but I think there's a good chance he's got a lot more gunner in him than his brother does. -
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Recruiting rankings don't matter is doog bullshit.
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LaMelo is your standard 8th grader superstar. The other kids are surpassing him size-wise and their skills are catching up rapidly. He's better than the middle Ball kid and not anywhere close to Lonzo. Lonzo has better size and a higher basketball IQ. Lonzo will make lots of money playing basketball. LaMelo will be part of the posse and included in the Lavar Ball the 30 for 30 episode in 2035.dnc said:
He's like a slightly darker even shittier Ryan ApplebyTierbsHsotBoobs said:
Big if true.RoadDawg55 said:
Lonzo won't suck. Good role players aren't selling shoes though. The youngest one can play.ThomasFremont said:They're all gonna suck in the NBA, so it's a mute poont.
You simply can't get away with that cross-face, shit mechanics set shot forever. It works at a younger age because young kids just aren't used to defending much beyond a step outside the three point line. With more length and quickness, they can get out farther and defend his jacked up 3's.
Most kids can get by the first defender (LaMelo can't with consistency). High level kids can make plays against the second line of defense when help comes. He can't. Or won't.
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Why are you watching a 15 year old boy enough to have this strong of an opinion?PurpleThrobber said:.
LaMelo is your standard 8th grader superstar. The other kids are surpassing him size-wise and their skills are catching up rapidly. He's better than the middle Ball kid and not anywhere close to Lonzo. Lonzo has better size and a higher basketball IQ. Lonzo will make lots of money playing basketball. LaMelo will be part of the posse and included in the Lavar Ball the 30 for 30 episode in 2035.dnc said:
He's like a slightly darker even shittier Ryan ApplebyTierbsHsotBoobs said:
Big if true.RoadDawg55 said:
Lonzo won't suck. Good role players aren't selling shoes though. The youngest one can play.ThomasFremont said:They're all gonna suck in the NBA, so it's a mute poont.
You simply can't get away with that cross-face, shit mechanics set shot forever. It works at a younger age because young kids just aren't used to defending much beyond a step outside the three point line. With more length and quickness, they can get out farther and defend his jacked up 3's.
Most kids can get by the first defender (LaMelo can't with consistency). High level kids can make plays against the second line of defense when help comes. He can't. Or won't. -
It's a fucking message board post for christ sake.allpurpleallgold said:
Why are you watching a 15 year old boy enough to have this strong of an opinion?PurpleThrobber said:.
LaMelo is your standard 8th grader superstar. The other kids are surpassing him size-wise and their skills are catching up rapidly. He's better than the middle Ball kid and not anywhere close to Lonzo. Lonzo has better size and a higher basketball IQ. Lonzo will make lots of money playing basketball. LaMelo will be part of the posse and included in the Lavar Ball the 30 for 30 episode in 2035.dnc said:
He's like a slightly darker even shittier Ryan ApplebyTierbsHsotBoobs said:
Big if true.RoadDawg55 said:
Lonzo won't suck. Good role players aren't selling shoes though. The youngest one can play.ThomasFremont said:They're all gonna suck in the NBA, so it's a mute poont.
You simply can't get away with that cross-face, shit mechanics set shot forever. It works at a younger age because young kids just aren't used to defending much beyond a step outside the three point line. With more length and quickness, they can get out farther and defend his jacked up 3's.
Most kids can get by the first defender (LaMelo can't with consistency). High level kids can make plays against the second line of defense when help comes. He can't. Or won't.
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A shitty one.
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I assumed your exclusive rights on shit poasts only applied to the Tug.
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Random = / = shitPurpleThrobber said:I assumed your exclusive rights on shit poasts only applied to the Tug.