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  • allpurpleallgold
    allpurpleallgold Member Posts: 8,771

    It means, fuck Lavar with a fire hydrant. And Lamelo with a 757 for the half court shot. Wish I had I had been on the other team to go draymond and kick his nuts back up his stomach.

    Haters gonna hate.
  • tenndawg
    tenndawg Member Posts: 1,161

    It means, fuck Lavar with a fire hydrant. And Lamelo with a 757 for the half court shot. Wish I had I had been on the other team to go draymond and kick his nuts back up his stomach.

    For future reference - the fire hydrant should be rusty and covered with a fast acting AIDS virus

    And you don't "fuck Lavar" you twist it into his discipline hole

    Your poast did show some promise though...
  • rustysavage
    rustysavage Member Posts: 942
    tenndawg said:

    It means, fuck Lavar with a fire hydrant. And Lamelo with a 757 for the half court shot. Wish I had I had been on the other team to go draymond and kick his nuts back up his stomach.

    For future reference - the fire hydrant should be rusty and covered with a fast acting AIDS virus

    And you don't "fuck Lavar" you twist it into his discipline hole

    Your poast did show some promise though...
    I'll try to utilize your sage advice. God bless
  • Kaepsknee
    Kaepsknee Member Posts: 14,913

    What Lavar Ball fails to understand is that Lonzo is the brand, not Lavar.

    And, frankly, he's a nice player but the only personality we've seen is his father's.

    Nobody bought Nikes because of James Jordan.



    That and He will be a marginal role player in the NBA, just like every Bruin since Westbrook. Ball's shoes aren't gonna do shit as there is no street cred involved at all. 300 fools pre-ordered when Ball had the equivalent of Millions of $$$ of Free Pub. to get those orders. And none will ship until November. Eventually once Ball is drafted, no one will be giving Lavar the free pub He is getting now. And his shitty shoes will be forgotten about and laughed at.

    Apparently they have the edgy Asian crowd though, so stay tuned.
  • EwaDawg
    EwaDawg Member Posts: 4,332
    tenndawg said:

    Our morally bankrupt narcissistic society is responsible for producing @$$clowns like him...

    He is a shameless self promoting delusional moron - I'm predicting a successful career as POTUS

  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 113,715 Founders Club
    Lonzo Ball will be a NBA All Star
  • RavennaDawg
    RavennaDawg Member Posts: 846
    Stugotz was on Mike and Mike this morning, said LaVarr is the person LeBatard has been waiting his entire career for. Said LaVarr will single handedly keep LeBatard on the air 5 years after he otherwise turns booring and should be fired.

    I love LaVarr. Just like I love Don Yee telling all the bama and Clempson players they should sit out the national title game.
  • ThomasFremont
    ThomasFremont Member Posts: 13,325

    Lonzo Ball will be a NBA All Star

    I'm convinced
  • RoadDawg55
    RoadDawg55 Member Posts: 30,126

    They're all gonna suck in the NBA, so it's a mute poont.

    Lonzo won't suck. Good role players aren't selling shoes though. The youngest one can play.
    So he's a good role player, but he doesn't suck? OK!

    The youngest is the biggest fag of the bunch.

    Bookmark this fucking thread, cuz NONE of them will do shit in the league.

    They're all gonna suck in the NBA, so it's a mute poont.

    Lonzo won't suck. Good role players aren't selling shoes though. The youngest one can play.
    So he's a good role player, but he doesn't suck? OK!

    The youngest is the biggest fag of the bunch.

    Bookmark this fucking thread, cuz NONE of them will do shit in the league.
    Ab-so-fucking-lutely. They will be nice college players. It boggles my mind that Lonzo is touted as some sort of generational game-changing talent just because he passes the damned ball. D'uh- that's what point guards are supposed to do.

    That shitty shot of his is going to get swatted.

    And nobody is going to want to play with that other one, LaMelo who refuses to the pass the ball and cherry picks every chance he gets. He'll get fudge packed.

    And if he pulls that point down at half-court and shoot shit, he might get killed. Please god, let UCLA play West Virgina next year so Huggy Bear's men can prison rape him.

    The middle one doesn't have the body to play the 3 at the next level - and he's too Lavar fat and slow to play guard.

    The Porter brothers will make more money in the pros. Mark it down in ink.

    Lonzo won't be a star because all point guards are supposed to lead the NCAA in assists.

    I don't think very many believe he's a generational talent. He's a good prospect who will be picked high.

    The youngest one refuses to pass the call in high school and cherry picks. I'm sure no great players were like that in high school.

    Don't let the kid pull from half court. What you are whining about is the same as the pussies who whine about teams running up the score, etc.

    Michael Porter Jr is probably the best prospect the last ten years. He truly is a generational talent.

    Other than that, great post.
  • ThomasFremont
    ThomasFremont Member Posts: 13,325

    They're all gonna suck in the NBA, so it's a mute poont.

    Lonzo won't suck. Good role players aren't selling shoes though. The youngest one can play.
    So he's a good role player, but he doesn't suck? OK!

    The youngest is the biggest fag of the bunch.

    Bookmark this fucking thread, cuz NONE of them will do shit in the league.

    They're all gonna suck in the NBA, so it's a mute poont.

    Lonzo won't suck. Good role players aren't selling shoes though. The youngest one can play.
    So he's a good role player, but he doesn't suck? OK!

    The youngest is the biggest fag of the bunch.

    Bookmark this fucking thread, cuz NONE of them will do shit in the league.
    Ab-so-fucking-lutely. They will be nice college players. It boggles my mind that Lonzo is touted as some sort of generational game-changing talent just because he passes the damned ball. D'uh- that's what point guards are supposed to do.

    That shitty shot of his is going to get swatted.

    And nobody is going to want to play with that other one, LaMelo who refuses to the pass the ball and cherry picks every chance he gets. He'll get fudge packed.

    And if he pulls that point down at half-court and shoot shit, he might get killed. Please god, let UCLA play West Virgina next year so Huggy Bear's men can prison rape him.

    The middle one doesn't have the body to play the 3 at the next level - and he's too Lavar fat and slow to play guard.

    The Porter brothers will make more money in the pros. Mark it down in ink.



    Rather easily. Jontay could never play a day in the pros and this will still be the case.
  • BrickSquad
    BrickSquad Member Posts: 1,658
    edited May 2017

    And honestly, the shoes are way better than any Curry shoe that is out.


    Currys shoes look basically the same since version one. Under Armor needs to shake things up. If you looked at Jordan lines, they took risks and changed a design of them through most iterations. Some didn't pan out (Jordan 14s for example) but some did (Jordan 11 - Space Jam edition, Jordan 5s etc)
  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 113,715 Founders Club

    Lonzo Ball will be a NBA All Star

    I'm convinced
    With all due respect, this is the single dumbest thing I have ever read.
  • ThomasFremont
    ThomasFremont Member Posts: 13,325

    Lonzo Ball will be a NBA All Star

    I'm convinced
    With all due respect, this is the single dumbest thing I have ever read.
    I feel vindicated.
  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839

    They're all gonna suck in the NBA, so it's a mute poont.

    Lonzo won't suck. Good role players aren't selling shoes though. The youngest one can play.
    Big if true.

    He's like a slightly darker even shittier Ryan Appleby
  • RoadDawg55
    RoadDawg55 Member Posts: 30,126
    He's the #1 PG in his class, but still.
  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680

    He's the #1 PG in his class, but still.

    Recruiting rankings are dumb and bad.
  • RoadDawg55
    RoadDawg55 Member Posts: 30,126

    He's the #1 PG in his class, but still.

    Recruiting rankings are dumb and bad.
    It's dumber than basing that he sucks off an AAU game?
  • Baseman
    Baseman Member Posts: 12,369
    edited May 2017
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  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680

    He's the #1 PG in his class, but still.

    Recruiting rankings are dumb and bad.
    It's dumber than basing that he sucks off an AAU game?
    He's a bitch ass ballhog until he isn't
  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839

    He's the #1 PG in his class, but still.

    Recruiting rankings are dumb and bad.
    It's dumber than basing that he sucks off an AAU game?
    He's a bitch ass ballhog until he isn't
    crisped
  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839

    He's the #1 PG in his class, but still.

    Axeually, he is the #2 PG per Scout and ESPN, and #3 per Rivals.

    Irregardless, he's a sophomore. Rodrick and Lodrick Stewart were like one and two in their class as sophomores. Tony Wroten was number one in his class as a sophomore.

    He's probably going to be pretty good but I think there's a good chance he's got a lot more gunner in him than his brother does.
  • ThomasFremont
    ThomasFremont Member Posts: 13,325

    He's the #1 PG in his class, but still.

    Those guys are never wrong.

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  • allpurpleallgold
    allpurpleallgold Member Posts: 8,771
    Recruiting rankings don't matter is doog bullshit.
  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,015
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    dnc said:

    They're all gonna suck in the NBA, so it's a mute poont.

    Lonzo won't suck. Good role players aren't selling shoes though. The youngest one can play.
    Big if true.

    He's like a slightly darker even shittier Ryan Appleby
    LaMelo is your standard 8th grader superstar. The other kids are surpassing him size-wise and their skills are catching up rapidly. He's better than the middle Ball kid and not anywhere close to Lonzo. Lonzo has better size and a higher basketball IQ. Lonzo will make lots of money playing basketball. LaMelo will be part of the posse and included in the Lavar Ball the 30 for 30 episode in 2035.

    You simply can't get away with that cross-face, shit mechanics set shot forever. It works at a younger age because young kids just aren't used to defending much beyond a step outside the three point line. With more length and quickness, they can get out farther and defend his jacked up 3's.

    Most kids can get by the first defender (LaMelo can't with consistency). High level kids can make plays against the second line of defense when help comes. He can't. Or won't.

  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,015

    .

    dnc said:

    They're all gonna suck in the NBA, so it's a mute poont.

    Lonzo won't suck. Good role players aren't selling shoes though. The youngest one can play.
    Big if true.

    He's like a slightly darker even shittier Ryan Appleby
    LaMelo is your standard 8th grader superstar. The other kids are surpassing him size-wise and their skills are catching up rapidly. He's better than the middle Ball kid and not anywhere close to Lonzo. Lonzo has better size and a higher basketball IQ. Lonzo will make lots of money playing basketball. LaMelo will be part of the posse and included in the Lavar Ball the 30 for 30 episode in 2035.

    You simply can't get away with that cross-face, shit mechanics set shot forever. It works at a younger age because young kids just aren't used to defending much beyond a step outside the three point line. With more length and quickness, they can get out farther and defend his jacked up 3's.

    Most kids can get by the first defender (LaMelo can't with consistency). High level kids can make plays against the second line of defense when help comes. He can't. Or won't.

    Why are you watching a 15 year old boy enough to have this strong of an opinion?
    It's a fucking message board post for christ sake.



  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,015
    edited May 2017
    I assumed your exclusive rights on shit poasts only applied to the Tug.






  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839

    I assumed your exclusive rights on shit poasts only applied to the Tug.






    Random = / = shit