Baabs? J?

Ruth wasnt fat at all, just homely. When she had her hair up in a clip or band, with her school teacher glasses she was downright sunday-morrning sexy (you know, that morning in bed after a late-night of partying very hard; when you're at your horniest...and dirtiest;) sorry baabs, J, youve nevert been in bed with a woman on a sunday morning after being out till 5 am...trust me its killer smut and the BEST squirt of the week. See, your coke hangover hasn't set in yet. The rest of the day, after the dumpin, get her sore ass to the freezer for the Stoli, pickled asparagus for a triple bloody Mary as pain is on the horizon. Don't worry though, by next weekend you'll be as good as new
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Ruth Robbins? Really?
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Sometimes baabs I think you re-post Pup's shit hoping some impressionable youngster dawgman castaway might think my shit is yours. Post something, anything that maybe good ole' pump can repost. Now scurry off to mommy's basement and get your blubberbutt to work.TierbsHsotBoobs said:I would have tucked into a stall of the only bathroom open on the north side with a Ruth then, placed her hands on the wall and dumped a doozie on the small of her back anyday. She can look good one day and damn awful the next. But fact is, a rear propped up nice and extended, back arched, can suffice on a good percentage of women. Must have meat on the bone though. A boney chick looks like a stick-figure propped in said position.
Ruth wasnt fat at all, just homely. When she had her hair up in a clip or band, with her school teacher glasses she was downright sunday-morrning sexy (you know, that morning in bed after a late-night of partying very hard; when you're at your horniest...and dirtiest;) sorry baabs, J, youve nevert been in bed with a woman on a sunday morning after being out till 5 am...trust me its killer smut and the BEST squirt of the week. See, your coke hangover hasn't set in yet. The rest of the day, after the dumpin, get her sore ass to the freezer for the Stoli, pickled asparagus for a triple bloody Mary as pain is on the horizon. Don't worry though, by next weekend you'll be as good as new -
I hear she has a nice ass and a double chin. Chincredible chin?YellowSnow said:Ruth Robbins? Really?
Fuck, whatever. I'm getting shitfaced on a $50/bottle pinot noir. Fuck you. -
Enjoying that with kimmykins? What kind of man brags about wine? Now if you would have mentioned a single malt I might have been impressed. Don't get to bloated, you'll need help from Tommy getting out the skinny jeans.PurpleBaze said:
I hear she has a nice ass and a double chin. Chincredible chin?YellowSnow said:Ruth Robbins? Really?
Fuck, whatever. I'm getting shitfaced on a $50/bottle pinot noir. Fuck you. -
At least it's not a cab that drinks like merlot or a merlot that drinks like a cab.puppylove_sugarsteel said:
Enjoying that with kimmykins? What kind of man brags about wine? Now if you would have mentioned a single malt I might have been impressed. Don't get to bloated, you'll need help from Tommy getting out the skinny jeans.PurpleBaze said:
I hear she has a nice ass and a double chin. Chincredible chin?YellowSnow said:Ruth Robbins? Really?
Fuck, whatever. I'm getting shitfaced on a $50/bottle pinot noir. Fuck you.
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I really wish pup would post more. Boobs really needs a tongue lashing. Ever notice how he high tails it out of here when pumpy comes around? Boobs fears pumpy IMOpuppylove_sugarsteel said:
Sometimes baabs I think you re-post Pup's shit hoping some impressionable youngster dawgman castaway might think my shit is yours. Post something, anything that maybe good ole' pump can repost. Now scurry off to mommy's basement and get your blubberbutt to work.TierbsHsotBoobs said:I would have tucked into a stall of the only bathroom open on the north side with a Ruth then, placed her hands on the wall and dumped a doozie on the small of her back anyday. She can look good one day and damn awful the next. But fact is, a rear propped up nice and extended, back arched, can suffice on a good percentage of women. Must have meat on the bone though. A boney chick looks like a stick-figure propped in said position.
Ruth wasnt fat at all, just homely. When she had her hair up in a clip or band, with her school teacher glasses she was downright sunday-morrning sexy (you know, that morning in bed after a late-night of partying very hard; when you're at your horniest...and dirtiest;) sorry baabs, J, youve nevert been in bed with a woman on a sunday morning after being out till 5 am...trust me its killer smut and the BEST squirt of the week. See, your coke hangover hasn't set in yet. The rest of the day, after the dumpin, get her sore ass to the freezer for the Stoli, pickled asparagus for a triple bloody Mary as pain is on the horizon. Don't worry though, by next weekend you'll be as good as new -
@TierbsHsotBoobs ?phineas said:
I really wish pup would post more. Boobs really needs a tongue lashing. Ever notice how he high tails it out of here when pumpy comes around? Boobs fears pumpy IMOpuppylove_sugarsteel said:
Sometimes baabs I think you re-post Pup's shit hoping some impressionable youngster dawgman castaway might think my shit is yours. Post something, anything that maybe good ole' pump can repost. Now scurry off to mommy's basement and get your blubberbutt to work.TierbsHsotBoobs said:I would have tucked into a stall of the only bathroom open on the north side with a Ruth then, placed her hands on the wall and dumped a doozie on the small of her back anyday. She can look good one day and damn awful the next. But fact is, a rear propped up nice and extended, back arched, can suffice on a good percentage of women. Must have meat on the bone though. A boney chick looks like a stick-figure propped in said position.
Ruth wasnt fat at all, just homely. When she had her hair up in a clip or band, with her school teacher glasses she was downright sunday-morrning sexy (you know, that morning in bed after a late-night of partying very hard; when you're at your horniest...and dirtiest;) sorry baabs, J, youve nevert been in bed with a woman on a sunday morning after being out till 5 am...trust me its killer smut and the BEST squirt of the week. See, your coke hangover hasn't set in yet. The rest of the day, after the dumpin, get her sore ass to the freezer for the Stoli, pickled asparagus for a triple bloody Mary as pain is on the horizon. Don't worry though, by next weekend you'll be as good as new -
I repost your good shit in new threads so people don't miss it.puppylove_sugarsteel said:
Sometimes baabs I think you re-post Pup's shit hoping some impressionable youngster dawgman castaway might think my shit is yours. Post something, anything that maybe good ole' pump can repost. Now scurry off to mommy's basement and get your blubberbutt to work.TierbsHsotBoobs said:I would have tucked into a stall of the only bathroom open on the north side with a Ruth then, placed her hands on the wall and dumped a doozie on the small of her back anyday. She can look good one day and damn awful the next. But fact is, a rear propped up nice and extended, back arched, can suffice on a good percentage of women. Must have meat on the bone though. A boney chick looks like a stick-figure propped in said position.
Ruth wasnt fat at all, just homely. When she had her hair up in a clip or band, with her school teacher glasses she was downright sunday-morrning sexy (you know, that morning in bed after a late-night of partying very hard; when you're at your horniest...and dirtiest;) sorry baabs, J, youve nevert been in bed with a woman on a sunday morning after being out till 5 am...trust me its killer smut and the BEST squirt of the week. See, your coke hangover hasn't set in yet. The rest of the day, after the dumpin, get her sore ass to the freezer for the Stoli, pickled asparagus for a triple bloody Mary as pain is on the horizon. Don't worry though, by next weekend you'll be as good as new
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I repost your good shit in new threads so people don't miss it.puppylove_sugarsteel said:
Sometimes baabs I think you re-post Pup's shit hoping some impressionable youngster dawgman castaway might think my shit is yours. Post something, anything that maybe good ole' pump can repost. Now scurry off to mommy's basement and get your blubberbutt to work.TierbsHsotBoobs said:I would have tucked into a stall of the only bathroom open on the north side with a Ruth then, placed her hands on the wall and dumped a doozie on the small of her back anyday. She can look good one day and damn awful the next. But fact is, a rear propped up nice and extended, back arched, can suffice on a good percentage of women. Must have meat on the bone though. A boney chick looks like a stick-figure propped in said position.
Ruth wasnt fat at all, just homely. When she had her hair up in a clip or band, with her school teacher glasses she was downright sunday-morrning sexy (you know, that morning in bed after a late-night of partying very hard; when you're at your horniest...and dirtiest;) sorry baabs, J, youve nevert been in bed with a woman on a sunday morning after being out till 5 am...trust me its killer smut and the BEST squirt of the week. See, your coke hangover hasn't set in yet. The rest of the day, after the dumpin, get her sore ass to the freezer for the Stoli, pickled asparagus for a triple bloody Mary as pain is on the horizon. Don't worry though, by next weekend you'll be as good as new
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TierbsHsotBoobs said:
I repost your good shit in new threads so people don't miss it.puppylove_sugarsteel said:
Sometimes baabs I think you re-post Pup's shit hoping some impressionable youngster dawgman castaway might think my shit is yours. Post something, anything that maybe good ole' pump can repost. Now scurry off to mommy's basement and get your blubberbutt to work.TierbsHsotBoobs said:I would have tucked into a stall of the only bathroom open on the north side with a Ruth then, placed her hands on the wall and dumped a doozie on the small of her back anyday. She can look good one day and damn awful the next. But fact is, a rear propped up nice and extended, back arched, can suffice on a good percentage of women. Must have meat on the bone though. A boney chick looks like a stick-figure propped in said position.
Ruth wasnt fat at all, just homely. When she had her hair up in a clip or band, with her school teacher glasses she was downright sunday-morrning sexy (you know, that morning in bed after a late-night of partying very hard; when you're at your horniest...and dirtiest;) sorry baabs, J, youve nevert been in bed with a woman on a sunday morning after being out till 5 am...trust me its killer smut and the BEST squirt of the week. See, your coke hangover hasn't set in yet. The rest of the day, after the dumpin, get her sore ass to the freezer for the Stoli, pickled asparagus for a triple bloody Mary as pain is on the horizon. Don't worry though, by next weekend you'll be as good as new
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