So I'm in San francisco

Already checked out all the touristy shit.
Mom has gotten dead sick (thank God)
Any recommendations for a basement dwelling loser to go out?
Edit: tons of Asians here. It's not really my wheelhouse
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Go hang out with your two dads. After all, they live in San Francisco, right?
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My brother does. My mom and me haven't told him we're visiting because we don't want to deal with bullshit family nonsense.PurpleBaze said:Go hang out with your two dads. After all, they live in San Francisco, right?
We just want to rage.
But now she's sick so I need recs -
Make sure you check out Fishermen's Wharf and Alcatraz.
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Love me some Lefty O'Doul's and John's Grill - but I'm a total pimp for the 50's/60's lounge scene.
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Go down to Fillmore and start throwing up gang signs
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What kind of bars do you like?
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Alcatraz is actually the coolest tourist thing I've ever seen.allpurpleallgold said:Make sure you check out Fishermen's Wharf and Alcatraz.
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White trash ones where you can walk in smelling like weed and the bartender won't give you a frowny face like a pretentious douchtard who thinks he works at a Napa vineyard.WilburHooksHands said:What kind of bars do you like?
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Ok I recommend the Tee Off on 33rd and Clement.haie said:
White trash ones where you can walk in smelling like weed and the bartender won't give you a frowny face like a pretentious douchtard who thinks he works at a Napa vineyard.WilburHooksHands said:What kind of bars do you like?
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How many gay bathhouses have you visited so far? Did you see Chip Kelly in any of them?
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Mitchell Brothers
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Walk around Broadway in North Beach. Go to the Condor. Try to find trouble. Report back when you sober up.
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Your mom and me haven't told him we're visiting yet eitherPitchfork51 said:
My brother does. My mom and me haven't told him we're visiting because we don't want to deal with bullshit family nonsense.PurpleBaze said:Go hang out with your two dads. After all, they live in San Francisco, right?
We just want to rage.
But now she's sick so I need recs -
Stay the hell away from Aptos
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closedPurpleThrobber said:Love me some Lefty O'Doul's and John's Grill - but I'm a total pimp for the 50's/60's lounge scene.
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Have you tried a line of coke of your mom's ass yet? That's how you know you are raging.phineas said:
Your mom and me haven't told him we're visiting yet eitherPitchfork51 said:
My brother does. My mom and me haven't told him we're visiting because we don't want to deal with bullshit family nonsense.PurpleBaze said:Go hang out with your two dads. After all, they live in San Francisco, right?
We just want to rage.
But now she's sick so I need recs -
Be e good fag son and take care of your mother.
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Was hoping for a @GayMikeDamone poast
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Your best hope is the ice machine at the end of the hall. Take a wash rag (mom won't miss it) and hit that assPitchfork51 said:Staying at the Grand Hyatt with my mom.
Already checked out all the touristy shit.
Mom has gotten dead sick (thank God)
Any recommendations for a basement dwelling loser to go out?
Edit: tons of Asians here. It's not really my wheelhouse -
Pics of mom.
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Too bad Asian chicks ain't your thing.
You could go to San Mateo or San Jose and slay the sideways.
Like fishing with dynamite. Especially with the Asian chicks that are FOB. -
Head to the Tenderloin District.Pitchfork51 said:Staying at the Grand Hyatt with my mom.
Already checked out all the touristy shit.
Mom has gotten dead sick (thank God)
Any recommendations for a basement dwelling loser to go out?
Edit: tons of Asians here. It's not really my wheelhouse -
*San Fransicko
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hee heeFire_Marshall_Bill said:*San Fransicko
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Flights cancelled. Another night.
I went to some hipster ass bar last night called something "teeth" and struck out miserably with every girl.
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Ironic since that's a bar started by douchebag frat bros and named after the Muppets band in an attempt to appeal to nerdy dot commers.Pitchfork51 said:Flights cancelled. Another night.
I went to some hipster ass bar last night called something "teeth" and struck out miserably with every girl.
Apparently the douchey bro look is not popular here.
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Get tom on the horn...he's a super commuter. He'll be there till 1:30 when he starts his trek back to the hill for his barber chair rental at Ray's.Pitchfork51 said:Staying at the Grand Hyatt with my mom.
Already checked out all the touristy shit.
Mom has gotten dead sick (thank God)
Any recommendations for a basement dwelling loser to go out?
Edit: tons of Asians here. It's not really my wheelhouse -
I have no clue what any of this means but I like itpuppylove_sugarsteel said:
Get tom on the horn...he's a super commuter. He'll be there till 1:30 when he starts his trek back to the hill for his barber chair rental at Ray's.Pitchfork51 said:Staying at the Grand Hyatt with my mom.
Already checked out all the touristy shit.
Mom has gotten dead sick (thank God)
Any recommendations for a basement dwelling loser to go out?
Edit: tons of Asians here. It's not really my wheelhouse -
Pretty much sums up my entire HH experience...Pitchfork51 said:
I have no clue what any of this means but I like itpuppylove_sugarsteel said:
Get tom on the horn...he's a super commuter. He'll be there till 1:30 when he starts his trek back to the hill for his barber chair rental at Ray's.Pitchfork51 said:Staying at the Grand Hyatt with my mom.
Already checked out all the touristy shit.
Mom has gotten dead sick (thank God)
Any recommendations for a basement dwelling loser to go out?
Edit: tons of Asians here. It's not really my wheelhouse