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Lavar Ball
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That's pretty random. I know Eazy E had aids but still...PurpleJ said:I hope eazy e comes back from the dead to fuck him in the ass.
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I love the guy. Love the big dick home run swing. Love the execution so far. Love the haters hating.
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So he's a good role player, but he doesn't suck? OK!RoadDawg55 said:
Lonzo won't suck. Good role players aren't selling shoes though. The youngest one can play.ThomasFremont said:They're all gonna suck in the NBA, so it's a mute poont.
The youngest is the biggest fag of the bunch.
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They aren't some bums Freeme. I don't know if they will be stars or not but they can play.ThomasFremont said:
So he's a good role player, but he doesn't suck? OK!RoadDawg55 said:
Lonzo won't suck. Good role players aren't selling shoes though. The youngest one can play.ThomasFremont said:They're all gonna suck in the NBA, so it's a mute poont.
The youngest is the biggest fag of the bunch.
Bookmark this fucking thread, cuz NONE of them will do shit in the league. -
Hot take!ThomasFremont said:
So he's a good role player, but he doesn't suck? OK!RoadDawg55 said:
Lonzo won't suck. Good role players aren't selling shoes though. The youngest one can play.ThomasFremont said:They're all gonna suck in the NBA, so it's a mute poont.
The youngest is the biggest fag of the bunch.
Bookmark this fucking thread, cuz NONE of them will do shit in the league. -
ThomasFremont said:
So he's a good role player, but he doesn't suck? OK!RoadDawg55 said:
Lonzo won't suck. Good role players aren't selling shoes though. The youngest one can play.ThomasFremont said:They're all gonna suck in the NBA, so it's a mute poont.
The youngest is the biggest fag of the bunch.
Bookmark this fucking thread, cuz NONE of them will do shit in the league.
Ab-so-fucking-lutely. They will be nice college players. It boggles my mind that Lonzo is touted as some sort of generational game-changing talent just because he passes the damned ball. D'uh- that's what point guards are supposed to do.ThomasFremont said:
So he's a good role player, but he doesn't suck? OK!RoadDawg55 said:
Lonzo won't suck. Good role players aren't selling shoes though. The youngest one can play.ThomasFremont said:They're all gonna suck in the NBA, so it's a mute poont.
The youngest is the biggest fag of the bunch.
Bookmark this fucking thread, cuz NONE of them will do shit in the league.
That shitty shot of his is going to get swatted.
And nobody is going to want to play with that other one, LaMelo who refuses to the pass the ball and cherry picks every chance he gets. He'll get fudge packed.
And if he pulls that point down at half-court and shoot shit, he might get killed. Please god, let UCLA play West Virgina next year so Huggy Bear's men can prison rape him.
The middle one doesn't have the body to play the 3 at the next level - and he's too Lavar fat and slow to play guard.
The Porter brothers will make more money in the pros. Mark it down in ink.
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BBB isn't the worst idea ever. Shoe companies create a biz model that only resonated a couple times a generation. Curry isn't making UA huge money, durant isn't making nike huge $, pretty much Lebron is the only star who has lasting appeal outside Jordan. Going boutique style could totally be a new frontier where they control the $ and the production(scarcity). As others have stated, if his sons bomb, especially Lonzo, this whole thing won't have the funding to stay afloat for his next round of kids. But that actually leads to the bigger point. What shoe companies have is media, MASS media. Lavar is doing all this on social media and being being a fucking moron to get on air. Most people will tire of his act, including media outlets and if he hasn't solidified the brand it will be dead in the water as he's unlikely to get publicity like the last 3-4 months(especially once football starts).
The only way I see this sustaining is if he get a VC who can help him focus his social media flare, and the business side of navigating without blowing his load. But I doubt there are a lot of VC's running to pump $ into a dying industry(shoes) with a loudmouth who could offend the entire buying market everytime he speaks. -
I'm not a shoe guy but I heard about those from pretty much everyone and their moms (fuck off Boobs no pics).
I know Lebron, Curry, KD etc all have their own shoe and have had them for awhile but I still have never actually seen one and have no idea when their last one came out.
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So there's a report out that they sold less than 300 of the shoe on the first day. 210 of the $495 version and 53 of the $995 version. About $150,000. I don't know what that means. 263 pairs seems low but the draft hasn't even happened yet and the high price point, along with selling any of the autographed ones at that insane price means you can sell less.
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It means, fuck Lavar with a fire hydrant. And Lamelo with a 757 for the half court shot. Wish I had I had been on the other team to go draymond and kick his nuts back up his stomach.
