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Pitchfork51
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What the fuck was the purpose of banging the leasing office manager if I'm getting noise complaints?
Thought I had this shit handled months ago.
Bitch. -
This is her way of telling you that ignoring her for the past few months is not going to fly. So, your choices here are either go back to the trough and tongue punch her fart box again, or burn that whole fucking place down. No other options I can see.Pitchfork51 said:What the fuck was the purpose of banging the leasing office manager if I'm getting noise complaints?
Thought I had this shit handled months ago.
Bitch. -
I knew it was gonna come back and bite me.Swaye said:
This is her way of telling you that ignoring her for the past few months is not going to fly. So, your choices here are either go back to the trough and tongue punch her fart box again, or burn that whole fucking place down. No other options I can see.Pitchfork51 said:What the fuck was the purpose of banging the leasing office manager if I'm getting noise complaints?
Thought I had this shit handled months ago.
Bitch.
But it's been months so I naively thought I was in the clear.
She's a solid 7 though. Honestly it sounds like she wants me to come back and fuck. Which I'm happy to do.
As you can tell it's an "informal" warning but she knows that she can make it formal.
She had just gotten out of an engagement and I was the nearest guy.
How the fuck am I this dumb. -
Yep. Just knock the back out of it again and things should work out. As long as she doesn't give you the AIDS. In which case burn the whole fucker down.Pitchfork51 said:
I knew it was gonna come back and bite me.Swaye said:
This is her way of telling you that ignoring her for the past few months is not going to fly. So, your choices here are either go back to the trough and tongue punch her fart box again, or burn that whole fucking place down. No other options I can see.Pitchfork51 said:What the fuck was the purpose of banging the leasing office manager if I'm getting noise complaints?
Thought I had this shit handled months ago.
Bitch.
But it's been months so I naively thought I was in the clear.
She's a solid 7 though. Honestly it sounds like she wants me to come back and fuck. Which I'm happy to do.
As you can tell it's an "informal" warning but she knows that she can make it formal.
She had just gotten out of an engagement and I was the nearest guy.
How the fuck am I this dumb. -
invite her up
does she live onsite -
"Tempe man burns down entire apartment complex"Swaye said:
Yep. Just knock the back out of it again and things should work out. As long as she doesn't give you the AIDS. In which case burn the whole fucker down.Pitchfork51 said:
I knew it was gonna come back and bite me.Swaye said:
This is her way of telling you that ignoring her for the past few months is not going to fly. So, your choices here are either go back to the trough and tongue punch her fart box again, or burn that whole fucking place down. No other options I can see.Pitchfork51 said:What the fuck was the purpose of banging the leasing office manager if I'm getting noise complaints?
Thought I had this shit handled months ago.
Bitch.
But it's been months so I naively thought I was in the clear.
She's a solid 7 though. Honestly it sounds like she wants me to come back and fuck. Which I'm happy to do.
As you can tell it's an "informal" warning but she knows that she can make it formal.
She had just gotten out of an engagement and I was the nearest guy.
How the fuck am I this dumb. -
Hey man, it would beat my mayhem charge. Story for the ages. And your incarceration would really be worth it for our short lived joy. Think of us.Pitchfork51 said:
"Tempe man burns down entire apartment complex"Swaye said:
Yep. Just knock the back out of it again and things should work out. As long as she doesn't give you the AIDS. In which case burn the whole fucker down.Pitchfork51 said:
I knew it was gonna come back and bite me.Swaye said:
This is her way of telling you that ignoring her for the past few months is not going to fly. So, your choices here are either go back to the trough and tongue punch her fart box again, or burn that whole fucking place down. No other options I can see.Pitchfork51 said:What the fuck was the purpose of banging the leasing office manager if I'm getting noise complaints?
Thought I had this shit handled months ago.
Bitch.
But it's been months so I naively thought I was in the clear.
She's a solid 7 though. Honestly it sounds like she wants me to come back and fuck. Which I'm happy to do.
As you can tell it's an "informal" warning but she knows that she can make it formal.
She had just gotten out of an engagement and I was the nearest guy.
How the fuck am I this dumb. -
Florida Man would take it as a challenge.
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Of course not you dumb fuck.Gladstone said:invite her up
does she live onsite
I would have taken care of this mess instead of posting in this cesspool -
Knock her back out, give her the ring sting and the red treatment.
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Upvote for calling place a cesspool. Almost got the downvote for calling @Gladstone a dumb fuck.Pitchfork51 said:
Of course not you dumb fuck.Gladstone said:invite her up
does she live onsite
I would have taken care of this mess instead of posting in this cesspool -
Pitchfork51 said:
Of course not you dumb fuck.Gladstone said:invite her up
does she live onsite
I would have taken care of this mess instead of posting in this cesspool
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The good news is that the main manager at the place is my bud and has blown lines in my place and I let him bang a chick in my closet.
So as per usual I will talk to him as a man and make it go away.
This email was from him because I didn't respond to her phone calls and texts btw.
Which in hindsight makes this all make sense. -
I didn't drink at all last night so this does make sense.Pitchfork51 said:The good news is that the main manager at the place is my bud and has blown lines in my place and I let him bang a chick in my closet.
So as per usual I will talk to him as a man and make it go away.
This email was from him because I didn't respond to her phone calls and texts btw.
Which in hindsight makes this all make sense. -
Pitchfork51 said:
Don't be so hard on yourself, you're not even at 1800 posts yet - could only guess how low your post count was during the encounterSwaye said:Pitchfork51 said:What the fuck was the purpose of banging the leasing office manager if I'm getting noise complaints?
Thought I had this shit handled months ago.
Bitch.
How the fuck am I this dumb. -
Modesty, self sacrifice, thinking of the welfare of others on the bored...Swaye said:
Hey man, it would beat my mayhem charge. Story for the ages. And your incarceration would really be worth it for our short lived joy. Think of us.Pitchfork51 said:
"Tempe man burns down entire apartment complex"Swaye said:
Yep. Just knock the back out of it again and things should work out. As long as she doesn't give you the AIDS. In which case burn the whole fucker down.Pitchfork51 said:
I knew it was gonna come back and bite me.Swaye said:
This is her way of telling you that ignoring her for the past few months is not going to fly. So, your choices here are either go back to the trough and tongue punch her fart box again, or burn that whole fucking place down. No other options I can see.Pitchfork51 said:What the fuck was the purpose of banging the leasing office manager if I'm getting noise complaints?
Thought I had this shit handled months ago.
Bitch.
But it's been months so I naively thought I was in the clear.
She's a solid 7 though. Honestly it sounds like she wants me to come back and fuck. Which I'm happy to do.
As you can tell it's an "informal" warning but she knows that she can make it formal.
She had just gotten out of an engagement and I was the nearest guy.
How the fuck am I this dumb.
WTF kind of brainwashing did you go through in rehab ? -
The bad touching.tenndawg said:
Modesty, self sacrifice, thinking of the welfare of others on the bored...Swaye said:
Hey man, it would beat my mayhem charge. Story for the ages. And your incarceration would really be worth it for our short lived joy. Think of us.Pitchfork51 said:
"Tempe man burns down entire apartment complex"Swaye said:
Yep. Just knock the back out of it again and things should work out. As long as she doesn't give you the AIDS. In which case burn the whole fucker down.Pitchfork51 said:
I knew it was gonna come back and bite me.Swaye said:
This is her way of telling you that ignoring her for the past few months is not going to fly. So, your choices here are either go back to the trough and tongue punch her fart box again, or burn that whole fucking place down. No other options I can see.Pitchfork51 said:What the fuck was the purpose of banging the leasing office manager if I'm getting noise complaints?
Thought I had this shit handled months ago.
Bitch.
But it's been months so I naively thought I was in the clear.
She's a solid 7 though. Honestly it sounds like she wants me to come back and fuck. Which I'm happy to do.
As you can tell it's an "informal" warning but she knows that she can make it formal.
She had just gotten out of an engagement and I was the nearest guy.
How the fuck am I this dumb.
WTF kind of brainwashing did you go through in rehab ? -
Is there something you need to share with the group about "Hot Bod Red" ?Swaye said:
The bad touching.tenndawg said:
Modesty, self sacrifice, thinking of the welfare of others on the bored...Swaye said:
Hey man, it would beat my mayhem charge. Story for the ages. And your incarceration would really be worth it for our short lived joy. Think of us.Pitchfork51 said:
"Tempe man burns down entire apartment complex"Swaye said:
Yep. Just knock the back out of it again and things should work out. As long as she doesn't give you the AIDS. In which case burn the whole fucker down.Pitchfork51 said:
I knew it was gonna come back and bite me.Swaye said:
This is her way of telling you that ignoring her for the past few months is not going to fly. So, your choices here are either go back to the trough and tongue punch her fart box again, or burn that whole fucking place down. No other options I can see.Pitchfork51 said:What the fuck was the purpose of banging the leasing office manager if I'm getting noise complaints?
Thought I had this shit handled months ago.
Bitch.
But it's been months so I naively thought I was in the clear.
She's a solid 7 though. Honestly it sounds like she wants me to come back and fuck. Which I'm happy to do.
As you can tell it's an "informal" warning but she knows that she can make it formal.
She had just gotten out of an engagement and I was the nearest guy.
How the fuck am I this dumb.
WTF kind of brainwashing did you go through in rehab ? -
SHe was the good touching, Nurse Ratchett on the other hand....tenndawg said:
Is there something you need to share with the group about "Hot Bod Red" ?Swaye said:
The bad touching.tenndawg said:
Modesty, self sacrifice, thinking of the welfare of others on the bored...Swaye said:
Hey man, it would beat my mayhem charge. Story for the ages. And your incarceration would really be worth it for our short lived joy. Think of us.Pitchfork51 said:
"Tempe man burns down entire apartment complex"Swaye said:
Yep. Just knock the back out of it again and things should work out. As long as she doesn't give you the AIDS. In which case burn the whole fucker down.Pitchfork51 said:
I knew it was gonna come back and bite me.Swaye said:
This is her way of telling you that ignoring her for the past few months is not going to fly. So, your choices here are either go back to the trough and tongue punch her fart box again, or burn that whole fucking place down. No other options I can see.Pitchfork51 said:What the fuck was the purpose of banging the leasing office manager if I'm getting noise complaints?
Thought I had this shit handled months ago.
Bitch.
But it's been months so I naively thought I was in the clear.
She's a solid 7 though. Honestly it sounds like she wants me to come back and fuck. Which I'm happy to do.
As you can tell it's an "informal" warning but she knows that she can make it formal.
She had just gotten out of an engagement and I was the nearest guy.
How the fuck am I this dumb.
WTF kind of brainwashing did you go through in rehab ? -
Nurse Ratchett with the bull dyke prison model strap on -Swaye said:
Nurse Ratchett on the other hand....tenndawg said:
Is there something you need to share with the group about "Hot Bod Red" ?Swaye said:
The bad touching.tenndawg said:
Modesty, self sacrifice, thinking of the welfare of others on the bored...Swaye said:
Hey man, it would beat my mayhem charge. Story for the ages. And your incarceration would really be worth it for our short lived joy. Think of us.Pitchfork51 said:
"Tempe man burns down entire apartment complex"Swaye said:
Yep. Just knock the back out of it again and things should work out. As long as she doesn't give you the AIDS. In which case burn the whole fucker down.Pitchfork51 said:
I knew it was gonna come back and bite me.Swaye said:
This is her way of telling you that ignoring her for the past few months is not going to fly. So, your choices here are either go back to the trough and tongue punch her fart box again, or burn that whole fucking place down. No other options I can see.Pitchfork51 said:What the fuck was the purpose of banging the leasing office manager if I'm getting noise complaints?
Thought I had this shit handled months ago.
Bitch.
But it's been months so I naively thought I was in the clear.
She's a solid 7 though. Honestly it sounds like she wants me to come back and fuck. Which I'm happy to do.
As you can tell it's an "informal" warning but she knows that she can make it formal.
She had just gotten out of an engagement and I was the nearest guy.
How the fuck am I this dumb.
WTF kind of brainwashing did you go through in rehab ?
Did she call you Coug and do heinous things ?
You should get a pharmaceutical cocaine prescription for the PTSD she caused -
Da fuq?!?!Pitchfork51 said:Received a nice email.
Fuck you Britt.
Rookie fucking move. I could let @backthepack slide because he's probably all hopped up on hydros from his tragic foot break. But, christ, man....c'mon.
Flagged. You know why.
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You know whySwaye said:
I didn't drink at all last night so this does make sense.Pitchfork51 said:The good news is that the main manager at the place is my bud and has blown lines in my place and I let him bang a chick in my closet.
So as per usual I will talk to him as a man and make it go away.
This email was from him because I didn't respond to her phone calls and texts btw.
Which in hindsight makes this all make sense.
