Like Father, Like Son?
The major upside to this is that i've been able to get a bunch of sympathy pussy lined up. Here you go Baabs:
I also get to skip part of spring/summer camp, thank allah! So now i'm going to be a cripple for 1-2 months, thankfully i won't need surgery. Been on crutches and in a wheelchair at the urgent care ( Free Pub @Dennis_DeYoung). I'm in a boot and i hope i can get those fucking scooters so i can bomb through motherfuckers in the halls.
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Dude you're a fuckin boner. There a lot of funny/entertaining people here. You're not one of them because you're an absolute dipshit. You're not one of the cool kids...either in the physical world or this digital world. Give it up
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I drove a $130k Maserati into a tree. You had a weight fall on your foot because you are a doof.
You're going to need to try a LOT harder.
Good news, I think you can get there.
Also - unless you try to explain conditional probability to Coker via text in an oxy haze the next day, it doesn't count. -
I'm more likely to drive a prius into a tree than a maserati.Dennis_DeYoung said:I drove a $130k Maserati into a tree. You had a weight fall on your foot because you are a doof.
You're going to need to try a LOT harder.
Good news, I think you can get there.
Also - unless you try to explain conditional probability to Coker via text in an oxy haze the next day, it doesn't count. -
Pretty much agree.skinned said:Dude you're a fuckin boner. There a lot of funny/entertaining people here. You're not one of them because you're an absolute dipshit. You're not one of the cool kids...either in the physical world or this digital world. Give it up
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Helps the team, IMObackthepack said:So, today at lifting for football i was chilling talking shit to this faggy freshmen and i didn't notice that the weight (35 pounds) was properly unracked (about 5 feet off the ground). I went to go grab it and set up to bench press, when this little faggot decides it would be funny to push the weight off the rack. The weight falls off and crushes my foot, i went to urgent care and turns out i have a broken foot/toe. I punched the kid right in the face and proceed to hop like a fucking pussy all over the place.
The major upside to this is that i've been able to get a bunch of sympathy pussy lined up. Here you go Baabs:
I also get to skip part of spring/summer camp, thank allah! So now i'm going to be a cripple for 1-2 months, thankfully i won't need surgery. Been on crutches and in a wheelchair at the urgent care ( Free Pub @Dennis_DeYoung). I'm in a boot and i hope i can get those fucking scooters so i can bomb through motherfuckers in the halls. -
It doesn't matter either way i'm playing the left or right bench again this year.Doogles said:
Helps the team, IMObackthepack said:So, today at lifting for football i was chilling talking shit to this faggy freshmen and i didn't notice that the weight (35 pounds) was properly unracked (about 5 feet off the ground). I went to go grab it and set up to bench press, when this little faggot decides it would be funny to push the weight off the rack. The weight falls off and crushes my foot, i went to urgent care and turns out i have a broken foot/toe. I punched the kid right in the face and proceed to hop like a fucking pussy all over the place.
The major upside to this is that i've been able to get a bunch of sympathy pussy lined up. Here you go Baabs:
I also get to skip part of spring/summer camp, thank allah! So now i'm going to be a cripple for 1-2 months, thankfully i won't need surgery. Been on crutches and in a wheelchair at the urgent care ( Free Pub @Dennis_DeYoung). I'm in a boot and i hope i can get those fucking scooters so i can bomb through motherfuckers in the halls. -
Invite the kid so he can get some "good job" and "atta boy's".backthepack said:So, today at lifting for football i was chilling talking shit to this faggy freshmen and i didn't notice that the weight (35 pounds) was properly unracked (about 5 feet off the ground). I went to go grab it and set up to bench press, when this little faggot decides it would be funny to push the weight off the rack. The weight falls off and crushes my foot, i went to urgent care and turns out i have a broken foot/toe. I punched the kid right in the face and proceed to hop like a fucking pussy all over the place.
The major upside to this is that i've been able to get a bunch of sympathy pussy lined up. Here you go Baabs:
I also get to skip part of spring/summer camp, thank allah! So now i'm going to be a cripple for 1-2 months, thankfully i won't need surgery. Been on crutches and in a wheelchair at the urgent care ( Free Pub @Dennis_DeYoung). I'm in a boot and i hope i can get those fucking scooters so i can bomb through motherfuckers in the halls. -
I thought this thread was going to be about your favorite Kirk Cameron movie.
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Ugh.
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Holy fuck.
