Like Father, Like Son?

backthepack

So, today at lifting for football i was chilling talking shit to this faggy freshmen and i didn't notice that the weight (35 pounds) was properly unracked (about 5 feet off the ground). I went to go grab it and set up to bench press, when this little faggot decides it would be funny to push the weight off the rack. The weight falls off and crushes my foot, i went to urgent care and turns out i have a broken foot/toe. I punched the kid right in the face and proceed to hop like a fucking pussy all over the place.

The major upside to this is that i've been able to get a bunch of sympathy pussy lined up. Here you go Baabs:



I also get to skip part of spring/summer camp, thank allah! So now i'm going to be a cripple for 1-2 months, thankfully i won't need surgery. Been on crutches and in a wheelchair at the urgent care ( Free Pub @Dennis_DeYoung). I'm in a boot and i hope i can get those fucking scooters so i can bomb through motherfuckers in the halls.

skinned

Dude you're a fuckin boner. There a lot of funny/entertaining people here. You're not one of them because you're an absolute dipshit. You're not one of the cool kids...either in the physical world or this digital world. Give it up

Dennis_DeYoung

I drove a $130k Maserati into a tree. You had a weight fall on your foot because you are a doof.

You're going to need to try a LOT harder.

Good news, I think you can get there.

Also - unless you try to explain conditional probability to Coker via text in an oxy haze the next day, it doesn't count.

backthepack

Dennis_DeYoung said:

I drove a $130k Maserati into a tree. You had a weight fall on your foot because you are a doof.

You're going to need to try a LOT harder.

Good news, I think you can get there.

Also - unless you try to explain conditional probability to Coker via text in an oxy haze the next day, it doesn't count.

I'm more likely to drive a prius into a tree than a maserati.

backthepack

skinned said:

Dude you're a fuckin boner. There a lot of funny/entertaining people here. You're not one of them because you're an absolute dipshit. You're not one of the cool kids...either in the physical world or this digital world. Give it up

Pretty much agree.

Doogles

backthepack said:

So, today at lifting for football i was chilling talking shit to this faggy freshmen and i didn't notice that the weight (35 pounds) was properly unracked (about 5 feet off the ground). I went to go grab it and set up to bench press, when this little faggot decides it would be funny to push the weight off the rack. The weight falls off and crushes my foot, i went to urgent care and turns out i have a broken foot/toe. I punched the kid right in the face and proceed to hop like a fucking pussy all over the place.

The major upside to this is that i've been able to get a bunch of sympathy pussy lined up. Here you go Baabs:



I also get to skip part of spring/summer camp, thank allah! So now i'm going to be a cripple for 1-2 months, thankfully i won't need surgery. Been on crutches and in a wheelchair at the urgent care ( Free Pub @Dennis_DeYoung). I'm in a boot and i hope i can get those fucking scooters so i can bomb through motherfuckers in the halls.

Helps the team, IMO

backthepack

Doogles said:

backthepack said:

So, today at lifting for football i was chilling talking shit to this faggy freshmen and i didn't notice that the weight (35 pounds) was properly unracked (about 5 feet off the ground). I went to go grab it and set up to bench press, when this little faggot decides it would be funny to push the weight off the rack. The weight falls off and crushes my foot, i went to urgent care and turns out i have a broken foot/toe. I punched the kid right in the face and proceed to hop like a fucking pussy all over the place.

The major upside to this is that i've been able to get a bunch of sympathy pussy lined up. Here you go Baabs:



I also get to skip part of spring/summer camp, thank allah! So now i'm going to be a cripple for 1-2 months, thankfully i won't need surgery. Been on crutches and in a wheelchair at the urgent care ( Free Pub @Dennis_DeYoung). I'm in a boot and i hope i can get those fucking scooters so i can bomb through motherfuckers in the halls.

Helps the team, IMO

It doesn't matter either way i'm playing the left or right bench again this year.

RoadDawg55

backthepack said:

So, today at lifting for football i was chilling talking shit to this faggy freshmen and i didn't notice that the weight (35 pounds) was properly unracked (about 5 feet off the ground). I went to go grab it and set up to bench press, when this little faggot decides it would be funny to push the weight off the rack. The weight falls off and crushes my foot, i went to urgent care and turns out i have a broken foot/toe. I punched the kid right in the face and proceed to hop like a fucking pussy all over the place.

The major upside to this is that i've been able to get a bunch of sympathy pussy lined up. Here you go Baabs:



I also get to skip part of spring/summer camp, thank allah! So now i'm going to be a cripple for 1-2 months, thankfully i won't need surgery. Been on crutches and in a wheelchair at the urgent care ( Free Pub @Dennis_DeYoung). I'm in a boot and i hope i can get those fucking scooters so i can bomb through motherfuckers in the halls.

Invite the kid so he can get some "good job" and "atta boy's".

picalogestabo

I thought this thread was going to be about your favorite Kirk Cameron movie.

Intersectional_Dawg

Ugh.

dflea

Holy fuck.

pawz

dflea said:

Holy fuck.

Agree.

backthepack

dflea said:

Holy fuck.

Agreed i hate these narcs.

BearsWiin

Dennis_DeYoung said:

I drove a $130k Maserati into a tree

Biturbos weren't $130k even when they were new.

Pitchfork51

You lying fuck J. You never played sports.

backthepack

Pitchfork51 said:

You lying fuck J. You never played sports.

Did i say i ever played in football games? No but i play in futbol matches and Basketball gaymes

Intersectional_Dawg

backthepack said:

Pitchfork51 said:

You lying fuck J. You never played sports.

Did i say i ever played in football games? No but i play in futbol matches and Basketball gaymes

Disagree.

dnc

I'm hearing you really broke it playing pickup hoops.

JWIHDT

Swaye

Um, this thread made it to here without anyone mentioning the blonde? Bunch of fags. I'm proud of you e-son. Not only did you break yourself like your other Dad, you punched someone in the face, like I would have done. Then, you are using your injury to try to lure a little hottie in for a rim job. I could not be happier. If you don't PM me pics of her you are grounded (make sure she is of legal age before sending so I don't go back to jail). TIA.

Swaye

Wood.

Pitchfork51

Btp is a miniature black dude that can't even play sports?

Y'all really know how to raise them in Washington.