Like Father, Like Son?
The major upside to this is that i've been able to get a bunch of sympathy pussy lined up. Here you go Baabs:
I also get to skip part of spring/summer camp, thank allah! So now i'm going to be a cripple for 1-2 months, thankfully i won't need surgery. Been on crutches and in a wheelchair at the urgent care ( Free Pub @Dennis_DeYoung). I'm in a boot and i hope i can get those fucking scooters so i can bomb through motherfuckers in the halls.
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Dude you're a fuckin boner. There a lot of funny/entertaining people here. You're not one of them because you're an absolute dipshit. You're not one of the cool kids...either in the physical world or this digital world. Give it up
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I drove a $130k Maserati into a tree. You had a weight fall on your foot because you are a doof.
You're going to need to try a LOT harder.
Good news, I think you can get there.
Also - unless you try to explain conditional probability to Coker via text in an oxy haze the next day, it doesn't count. -
I'm more likely to drive a prius into a tree than a maserati.Dennis_DeYoung said:I drove a $130k Maserati into a tree. You had a weight fall on your foot because you are a doof.
You're going to need to try a LOT harder.
Good news, I think you can get there.
Also - unless you try to explain conditional probability to Coker via text in an oxy haze the next day, it doesn't count. -
Pretty much agree.skinned said:Dude you're a fuckin boner. There a lot of funny/entertaining people here. You're not one of them because you're an absolute dipshit. You're not one of the cool kids...either in the physical world or this digital world. Give it up
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Helps the team, IMObackthepack said:So, today at lifting for football i was chilling talking shit to this faggy freshmen and i didn't notice that the weight (35 pounds) was properly unracked (about 5 feet off the ground). I went to go grab it and set up to bench press, when this little faggot decides it would be funny to push the weight off the rack. The weight falls off and crushes my foot, i went to urgent care and turns out i have a broken foot/toe. I punched the kid right in the face and proceed to hop like a fucking pussy all over the place.
The major upside to this is that i've been able to get a bunch of sympathy pussy lined up. Here you go Baabs:
I also get to skip part of spring/summer camp, thank allah! So now i'm going to be a cripple for 1-2 months, thankfully i won't need surgery. Been on crutches and in a wheelchair at the urgent care ( Free Pub @Dennis_DeYoung). I'm in a boot and i hope i can get those fucking scooters so i can bomb through motherfuckers in the halls. -
It doesn't matter either way i'm playing the left or right bench again this year.Doogles said:
Helps the team, IMObackthepack said:So, today at lifting for football i was chilling talking shit to this faggy freshmen and i didn't notice that the weight (35 pounds) was properly unracked (about 5 feet off the ground). I went to go grab it and set up to bench press, when this little faggot decides it would be funny to push the weight off the rack. The weight falls off and crushes my foot, i went to urgent care and turns out i have a broken foot/toe. I punched the kid right in the face and proceed to hop like a fucking pussy all over the place.
The major upside to this is that i've been able to get a bunch of sympathy pussy lined up. Here you go Baabs:
I also get to skip part of spring/summer camp, thank allah! So now i'm going to be a cripple for 1-2 months, thankfully i won't need surgery. Been on crutches and in a wheelchair at the urgent care ( Free Pub @Dennis_DeYoung). I'm in a boot and i hope i can get those fucking scooters so i can bomb through motherfuckers in the halls. -
Invite the kid so he can get some "good job" and "atta boy's".backthepack said:So, today at lifting for football i was chilling talking shit to this faggy freshmen and i didn't notice that the weight (35 pounds) was properly unracked (about 5 feet off the ground). I went to go grab it and set up to bench press, when this little faggot decides it would be funny to push the weight off the rack. The weight falls off and crushes my foot, i went to urgent care and turns out i have a broken foot/toe. I punched the kid right in the face and proceed to hop like a fucking pussy all over the place.
The major upside to this is that i've been able to get a bunch of sympathy pussy lined up. Here you go Baabs:
I also get to skip part of spring/summer camp, thank allah! So now i'm going to be a cripple for 1-2 months, thankfully i won't need surgery. Been on crutches and in a wheelchair at the urgent care ( Free Pub @Dennis_DeYoung). I'm in a boot and i hope i can get those fucking scooters so i can bomb through motherfuckers in the halls. -
I thought this thread was going to be about your favorite Kirk Cameron movie.
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Ugh.
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Holy fuck.
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Agree.dflea said:Holy fuck.
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Agreed i hate these narcs.dflea said:Holy fuck.
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Biturbos weren't $130k even when they were new.Dennis_DeYoung said:I drove a $130k Maserati into a tree
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You lying fuck J. You never played sports.
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Did i say i ever played in football games? No but i play in futbol matches and Basketball gaymesPitchfork51 said:You lying fuck J. You never played sports.
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Disagree.backthepack said:
Did i say i ever played in football games? No but i play in futbol matches and Basketball gaymesPitchfork51 said:You lying fuck J. You never played sports.
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I'm hearing you really broke it playing pickup hoops.
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Um, this thread made it to here without anyone mentioning the blonde? Bunch of fags. I'm proud of you e-son. Not only did you break yourself like your other Dad, you punched someone in the face, like I would have done. Then, you are using your injury to try to lure a little hottie in for a rim job. I could not be happier. If you don't PM me pics of her you are grounded (make sure she is of legal age before sending so I don't go back to jail). TIA.
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Wood.
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Btp is a miniature black dude that can't even play sports?
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I don't think so in this case. I am not known for good judgement however.Pitchfork51 said:
He's a lying fuck like J.Swaye said:Um, this thread made it to here without anyone mentioning the blonde? Bunch of fags. I'm proud of you e-son. Not only did you break yourself like your other Dad, you punched someone in the face, like I would have done. Then, you are using your injury to try to lure a little hottie in for a rim job. I could not be happier. If you don't PM me pics of her you are grounded (make sure she is of legal age before sending so I don't go back to jail). TIA.
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Did you just assume my race? And i play varsity basketball and futbolPitchfork51 said:Btp is a miniature black dude that can't even play sports?
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She's a freshmen that is how i pulled her.Swaye said:Um, this thread made it to here without anyone mentioning the blonde? Bunch of fags. I'm proud of you e-son. Not only did you break yourself like your other Dad, you punched someone in the face, like I would have done. Then, you are using your injury to try to lure a little hottie in for a rim job. I could not be happier. If you don't PM me pics of her you are grounded (make sure she is of legal age before sending so I don't go back to jail). TIA.
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Fuck off
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Nice decorative baskets. There better at least be porn on the TV. Have I taught you nothing?backthepack said:Fuck off
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Do NOT send the pics (but really do).backthepack said:
She's a freshmen that is how i pulled her.Swaye said:Um, this thread made it to here without anyone mentioning the blonde? Bunch of fags. I'm proud of you e-son. Not only did you break yourself like your other Dad, you punched someone in the face, like I would have done. Then, you are using your injury to try to lure a little hottie in for a rim job. I could not be happier. If you don't PM me pics of her you are grounded (make sure she is of legal age before sending so I don't go back to jail). TIA.
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Even better it's the gta 5 strip club!Swaye said:
Nice decorative baskets. There better at least be porn on the TV. Have I taught you nothing?backthepack said:Fuck off
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Only in the wig.Swaye said:
Do NOT send the pics (but really do).backthepack said:
She's a freshmen that is how i pulled her.Swaye said:Um, this thread made it to here without anyone mentioning the blonde? Bunch of fags. I'm proud of you e-son. Not only did you break yourself like your other Dad, you punched someone in the face, like I would have done. Then, you are using your injury to try to lure a little hottie in for a rim job. I could not be happier. If you don't PM me pics of her you are grounded (make sure she is of legal age before sending so I don't go back to jail). TIA.
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Man that's weak. Steal your parents alcoholbackthepack said:Fuck off
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I feel like we are having a three way Lemon Party. I like it. Going to get twinkies and messican coke.
